Worst thing a woman can say to a man!

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  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    After a bj:
    ~ You need to eat more pineapple..
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    "Do you think my sister's attractive?"
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    After a bj:
    ~ You need to eat more pineapple..

    That's a good thing. It means she's planning on giving you another.
  • dodihere
    dodihere Posts: 490
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    I missed my period.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    Is it in?

    I thought of this one, but the issue may not even be the man if she's scandalous.

    Damn bro, you busted out scandulous! BAHAHA...hadn't seen that one until raza invaded this place!
  • raven3lise
    raven3lise Posts: 107 Member
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    omg worst thing I've ever said to a guy:
    "That's it?"
  • PhilyPhresh
    PhilyPhresh Posts: 600 Member
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    I would think the WORST thing would be something along the lines of "Wow, you are just like your father"... :noway:

    :laugh:
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    "You're like a brother to me."
  • sammniamii
    sammniamii Posts: 669 Member
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    Come here little boy.... *with creepy evil smile on me face* is always makes my hubby double-take. :indifferent:

    Or even better... wow, you know you really do have a woman's hips..... and yes, I can honestly say I've said that to several men & meant it. A few were in "drag" and some weren't but really did have what I would call a woman's hips/butt (I know, I'm so evil at times :devil: )
  • raven3lise
    raven3lise Posts: 107 Member
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    I would think the WORST thing would be something along the lines of "Wow, you are just like your father"... :noway:

    :laugh:
    My mom says that to my dad like every other day haha
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
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    "You are so nice!"

    Kiss of death for any romantic future.
  • michelejoann
    michelejoann Posts: 295 Member
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    "Awwww, it's ok. Don't worry about it."

    I have this way of wording things where I actually don't let things bother me that much, but any one that I've "been" with kind of feels bad, and feels that they have to make it up to me.

    I really, really don't TRY to make them feel bad, but perhaps it's something I've inherited?
  • Mctree20
    Mctree20 Posts: 137
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    "I need to borrow your car."

    "There's a new Mathew McConaughey out...."
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    Oh, I wanted to let you know I had an abortion while you where gone. I'm pretty sure it was yours.
  • PierdoPeso
    PierdoPeso Posts: 25
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    He: I need to find me some new pu$$y.
    She: If you had a couple more inches of d*ck, you'd find some new pu$$y here!

    -- Richard Pryor
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    After a bj:
    ~ You need to eat more pineapple..

    That's a good thing. It means she's planning on giving you another.
    Nah. I never talked to they guy again..
  • Drop_it_Like_Its_Hawt
    Drop_it_Like_Its_Hawt Posts: 226 Member
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    "If only I could find a guy that was JUST like you, but...you know...not you."

    (a girl actually said this to a guy friend of mine - the poor dude was devestated)
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
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    I didn't feel a thing
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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    I told him once that his penis looked kind of "icky" when it was limp, and he took it kind of badly. It took a LOT of "effort" on my part to convince him that I still loved it.....and taught me to be a lot more careful choosing my words when it comes to his manhood! :ohwell:
  • Guines9
    Guines9 Posts: 137
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    The worst thing a woman can say to a man? Doing so in sign language. LOL

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