Worst thing a woman can say to a man!

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  • Kellybeth16
    Kellybeth16 Posts: 57 Member
    "I think I forgot to mention..... I'm not on the pill"
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    LOL
    Its ok I understand you have alot on your mind ..it happens to all men theres nothing wrong with you..

    Or while having sex... I'm sorry I fell alseep I'm just so tired...Oh did you finish well thats good...

    My batteries work better than you and are quicker

    and of course ..... No your not the biggest I've ever been with but thats ok I swear
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
    "Your not man enough"
    "I'm Gay"
    "I fake it"
    "That was it?"
    "Are we done yet?"
    "I'm leaving you for your father"
  • garlic7girl
    garlic7girl Posts: 2,236 Member
    "no problem.."
  • hydelaa
    hydelaa Posts: 184
    Is it in?

    LOL!!!!!
  • megalin9
    megalin9 Posts: 771 Member
    The first time we tried "wrinkling the sheets" after our daughter was born, I told him, "I can't feel it."

    He stopped...

    :blushing: :ohwell:
  • 55AngelH55
    55AngelH55 Posts: 117
    "That's ok, babe. We can try it again later."
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
    when it gets older.....will it get bigger?
  • 55AngelH55
    55AngelH55 Posts: 117
    Me: "Hey, Male-coworker... What's the worst thing a woman can say to a man?"
    Male Co-worker: "Your Penis is small." "It's just not gettin' the job done." "Awww, that's ok." "Everyone I've ever been with only lasted 30 seconds! So you did good!"
  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
    I once sent my (now ex-)boyfriend a text to ask if he had time to talk in the evening.

    He was freaking out all day and thought I was gonna break up with him.

    I just wanted his opinion on a work related thing (we're both designers).

    I'm pretty oblivious sometimes :blushing: .
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    After a bj:
    ~ You need to eat more pineapple..
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    "Do you think my sister's attractive?"
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    After a bj:
    ~ You need to eat more pineapple..

    That's a good thing. It means she's planning on giving you another.
  • dodihere
    dodihere Posts: 490
    I missed my period.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Is it in?

    I thought of this one, but the issue may not even be the man if she's scandalous.

    Damn bro, you busted out scandulous! BAHAHA...hadn't seen that one until raza invaded this place!
  • raven3lise
    raven3lise Posts: 107 Member
    omg worst thing I've ever said to a guy:
    "That's it?"
  • PhilyPhresh
    PhilyPhresh Posts: 600 Member
    I would think the WORST thing would be something along the lines of "Wow, you are just like your father"... :noway:

    :laugh:
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    "You're like a brother to me."
  • sammniamii
    sammniamii Posts: 669 Member
    Come here little boy.... *with creepy evil smile on me face* is always makes my hubby double-take. :indifferent:

    Or even better... wow, you know you really do have a woman's hips..... and yes, I can honestly say I've said that to several men & meant it. A few were in "drag" and some weren't but really did have what I would call a woman's hips/butt (I know, I'm so evil at times :devil: )
  • raven3lise
    raven3lise Posts: 107 Member
    I would think the WORST thing would be something along the lines of "Wow, you are just like your father"... :noway:

    :laugh:
    My mom says that to my dad like every other day haha
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    "You are so nice!"

    Kiss of death for any romantic future.
  • michelejoann
    michelejoann Posts: 295 Member
    "Awwww, it's ok. Don't worry about it."

    I have this way of wording things where I actually don't let things bother me that much, but any one that I've "been" with kind of feels bad, and feels that they have to make it up to me.

    I really, really don't TRY to make them feel bad, but perhaps it's something I've inherited?
  • Mctree20
    Mctree20 Posts: 137
    "I need to borrow your car."

    "There's a new Mathew McConaughey out...."
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    Oh, I wanted to let you know I had an abortion while you where gone. I'm pretty sure it was yours.
  • PierdoPeso
    PierdoPeso Posts: 25
    He: I need to find me some new pu$$y.
    She: If you had a couple more inches of d*ck, you'd find some new pu$$y here!

    -- Richard Pryor
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    After a bj:
    ~ You need to eat more pineapple..

    That's a good thing. It means she's planning on giving you another.
    Nah. I never talked to they guy again..
  • Drop_it_Like_Its_Hawt
    Drop_it_Like_Its_Hawt Posts: 226 Member
    "If only I could find a guy that was JUST like you, but...you know...not you."

    (a girl actually said this to a guy friend of mine - the poor dude was devestated)
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    I didn't feel a thing
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    I told him once that his penis looked kind of "icky" when it was limp, and he took it kind of badly. It took a LOT of "effort" on my part to convince him that I still loved it.....and taught me to be a lot more careful choosing my words when it comes to his manhood! :ohwell:
  • Guines9
    Guines9 Posts: 137
    The worst thing a woman can say to a man? Doing so in sign language. LOL

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