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Scared because dieting and gaining weight. Is it a tumour?

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  • Posts: 29,136 Member
    fearlessleader104 wrote: »
    I am sorry to say this but I think OP has a comprehension problem that is caused by her 7lbs tumor.

    OR

    I have now finally understood that OP has a body that works unlike any other, almost alien like. It burns less than it should, it refuses to let information in, and develops magical tumors. I recommend a psychiatrist visit.

    OR

    I hope this thread keeps on going for days

    OR

    I am sorry OP for not being supportive and making fun of you. Uncalled for. Please accept my apologies.

    that pretty much covered all the bases….
  • Posts: 34,971 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
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    it is even worse when you are stuck at home with a fever….

    Well, they have said laughter is the best medicine....

  • Posts: 53 Member
    Ok I'm confused then. I really don't think I'm eating over 2077 kcals per day. End of. I know I'm right.
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    PikaKnight wrote: »
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    Well, they have said laughter is the best medicine....

    Ha, that is true ….

  • Posts: 34,971 Member
    bumblebee wrote: »
    Ok I'm confused then. I really don't think I'm eating over 2077 kcals per day. End of. I know I'm right.

    Well, then there's no point of asking people for advice, don't you think? Since you absolutely can't be wrong? Best of luck then.

  • Posts: 17,562 Member
    bumblebee wrote: »
    Ok I'm confused then. I really don't think I'm eating over 2077 kcals per day. End of. I know I'm right.

    If you aren't weighing your food, it's very possible.
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    bumblebee wrote: »
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    YOU ARE WRONG!! MFP sets me a calorie amount of 1630, which would make me lose weight. This is NOT my maintenance amount of calories.mi can actually eat 2077 kcal per day to maintain my weight. If I go over my 1630 but still under my 2077 I should not gain weight. In effect, I should lose weight for every calorie I eat less than 2077. Please can someone confirm this so I don't feel like I'm going totally mad!!!

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    Yeah, people are just going to jump right on helping you any further.
  • Posts: 4,489 Member
    bumblebee wrote: »
    Ok I'm confused then. I really don't think I'm eating over 2077 kcals per day. End of. I know I'm right.

    Maybe you have a stone baby inside you. I've heard of that happening on Discovery Channel.
  • Posts: 29,136 Member
    PikaKnight wrote: »
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    Well, then there's no point of asking people for advice, don't you think? Since you absolutely can't be wrong? Best of luck then.

    did we address if OP is using a food scale and weighing/logging/measuring everything?
  • Posts: 3,646 Member
    bumblebee wrote: »
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    I don't agree

    Doesn't matter. You're still wrong.

  • Posts: 34,971 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
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    did we address if OP is using a food scale and weighing/logging/measuring everything?

    She hasn't really answered that.

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    SonicDeathMonkey80 wrote: »
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    Maybe you have a stone baby inside you. I've heard of that happening on Discovery Channel.

    maybe it is a reverse tape worm …I saw on the internet that they stay inside you and then come out of you at night and raid the fridge and then slide back into you and regurgitate said food back into the hosts stomach which makes them gain weight….
    scary stuff...
  • Posts: 723 Member
    I think I got it!

    Weight loss surgery!!! That must be it! But it has to be done by a certified wizard from a respectable wizardry school.

    Coincidentally I am a wizard! I can remotely perform the surgery along with any and all tumor removal for $15,000. That's a 50% discount from my regular wizardry services charge.

    You have 1 day to respond.
  • Posts: 1,942 Member
    bumblebee wrote: »
    Ok I'm confused then. I really don't think I'm eating over 2077 kcals per day. End of. I know I'm right.

    i believe you. Either you are eating more than you think you are or burning less than you think. I haven't read through the whole thread (sorry), has anyone gone over your calculations with you? You may have to experiment a bit because they are approximations. If you have lost weight your calorie goal goes down.

    ( wasn't laughing at you earlier, just the images)
  • Posts: 4,489 Member
    fearlessleader104 wrote: »
    I think I got it!

    Weight loss surgery!!! That must be it! But it has to be done by a certified wizard from a respectable wizardry school.

    Coincidentally I am a wizard! I can remotely perform the surgery along with any and all tumor removal for $15,000. That's a 50% discount from my regular wizardry services charge.

    You have 1 day to respond.

    That's a simple Reducto spell. I'll do it for $20 and a bag of jawbreakers.
  • Posts: 495 Member
    JazmineYoli wrote: »
    I think it could be too much sodium. A lot of your entries are generic like the tuna wrap from Sodexo. Unless you really did get a Sodexo wrap. I don't know.

    Forgive me for this the meme, but I could help myself.
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    THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WAS PLAYING IN MY HEAD! LOL

  • Posts: 7,682 Member
    ok so anyway. I get what people said in response to my post(I learned something new :) ). but the poster is not getting anything anyone is telling her point blank. we still have not established if she weighs her food or not..I thought food wrappers were correct too at one time until I decided to start weighing things and boy was I surprised
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    6 pages in all I have to add is I want to sing Dobie Gray
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    CharlieBeansmom wrote: »
    ok so anyway. I get what people said in response to my post(I learned something new :) ). but the poster is not getting anything anyone is telling her point blank. we still have not established if she weighs her food or not..I thought food wrappers were correct too at one time until I decided to start weighing things and boy was I surprised

    The Valencia sweet & salty peanuts from Costco is 1/4 cup (28g) for a serving. I measured out a 1/4 cup. It was over by nearly 10g. I was rather pissed as I put those extra tasty peanuts back, because I had been overeating them thinking I was being all damn diligent and junk. :angry:


    Also, this applies...

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    lorib642 wrote: »
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    i believe you. Either you are eating more than you think you are or burning less than you think. I haven't read through the whole thread (sorry), has anyone gone over your calculations with you? You may have to experiment a bit because they are approximations. If you have lost weight your calorie goal goes down.

    ( wasn't laughing at you earlier, just the images)

    all advice that has been given to OP has been rejected….
  • Posts: 3,143 Member
    After quick review of your diary I solved it! "Prunes" Intake = Output
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    bumblebee wrote: »
    My BMR is 1500 by the way

    Since the only stat I know about you is that you are 136 pounds, and your BMR is 1500 ... IIFYM calc indicates you'd be a 5'11" 17 year old. Tell me how that is accurate?

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  • Posts: 989 Member
    Seriously??? Over 5 lbs(what I see is the loss to get to the high end of your goal range)! I fluctuate up to 5 lbs in a days time. Its water fluctuations is my guess. Based on picture I'd think maybe its your bodies set point and won't budge. Honestly I'd work on produce intakes and less sodium.
  • Posts: 989 Member
    Oh and to be perfectly honest I'd probably cut the wine out first. But that's me someone that doesn't much care for drinking.
  • Posts: 4,301 Member
    No. . . prunes always are 20 calories. I do not have many food items which are the exact same every time but the OP seems to have the perfect foods for this. If you do not weigh your food and you are not accurate you may find it takes longer to figure things out.
  • Posts: 4,489 Member
    _Terrapin_ wrote: »
    No. . . prunes always are 20 calories. I do not have many food items which are the exact same every time but the OP seems to have the perfect foods for this. If you do not weigh your food and you are not accurate you may find it takes longer to figure things out.

    My fridge looks like a perfect game of Tetris
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  • Posts: 4,489 Member
    Big_Bob_Lob wrote: »
    Have you considered the possibility that it might be a unicorn?
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  • Posts: 4,301 Member
    SonicDeathMonkey80 wrote: »
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    My fridge looks like a perfect game of Tetris
    hehehe.....

  • Posts: 4,252 Member
    bumblebee wrote: »
    Ok I'm confused then. I really don't think I'm eating over 2077 kcals per day. End of. I know I'm right.

    Do you weigh your food? Yes or no. You continue to skip over this question so I'm going to assume it's a no.
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