Is this true about butts?

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  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
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    My Levi's 515 were only $32 from Kohls. And they actually look really funny on the model because she doesn't have a butt and/or hips.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    My Levi's 515 were only $32 from Kohls. And they actually look really funny on the model because she doesn't have a butt and/or hips.

    Love Kohl's I get my jeans from there... also Walmart has curvy fit Levi's for $20.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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    Only people who LIKE big butts cannot lie....
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
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    wolfsbayne wrote: »
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    Only people who LIKE big butts cannot lie....

    yeah, I've known dyed in the wool fibbers with "badoow" backends.
  • blktngldhrt
    blktngldhrt Posts: 1,053 Member
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    emily_stew wrote: »
    Is this true about butts?

    That they cannot lie?
    It's true. I have a big butt and I never lie.

    ....or do I...

    I think it's hips that don't lie. Butts can be misleading on occasion. However, those who like big butts are trustworthy individuals.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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    emily_stew wrote: »
    Is this true about butts?

    That they cannot lie?
    It's true. I have a big butt and I never lie.

    ....or do I...

    I think it's hips that don't lie. Butts can be misleading on occasion. However, those who like big butts are trustworthy individuals.

    Which makes beploveshomer a little questionable...
  • blktngldhrt
    blktngldhrt Posts: 1,053 Member
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    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    emily_stew wrote: »
    Is this true about butts?

    That they cannot lie?
    It's true. I have a big butt and I never lie.

    ....or do I...

    I think it's hips that don't lie. Butts can be misleading on occasion. However, those who like big butts are trustworthy individuals.

    Which makes beploveshomer a little questionable...

    Yes, yes it does.
  • sheepotato
    sheepotato Posts: 600 Member
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    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    emily_stew wrote: »
    Is this true about butts?

    That they cannot lie?
    It's true. I have a big butt and I never lie.

    ....or do I...

    I think it's hips that don't lie. Butts can be misleading on occasion. However, those who like big butts are trustworthy individuals.

    Which makes beploveshomer a little questionable...

    Beat me to it. Her post made my heart cry a little, it's not like us big butted ladies can help what we were born with any more than little booty ladies can.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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    sheepotato wrote: »
    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    emily_stew wrote: »
    Is this true about butts?

    That they cannot lie?
    It's true. I have a big butt and I never lie.

    ....or do I...

    I think it's hips that don't lie. Butts can be misleading on occasion. However, those who like big butts are trustworthy individuals.

    Which makes beploveshomer a little questionable...

    Beat me to it. Her post made my heart cry a little, it's not like us big butted ladies can help what we were born with any more than little booty ladies can.

    yep, but like Jo, my big butt is AWESOME!

  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
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    I've got big butts to the left of me, little butts to the right. Here I am. Stuck in the middle woohoo!
  • AmigaMaria001
    AmigaMaria001 Posts: 489 Member
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    LoryBear wrote: »
    I really have nothing to say anymore. From the people who are being genuine jerks to me, to the immature posts, this thread answered no questions and it's just dumb now. I thought about starting up on MFP again but I have no interest after this.
    GOOD! Because we have no interest in your nude, sexually explicit and vulgar photos!
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
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    LoryBear wrote: »
    I really have nothing to say anymore. From the people who are being genuine jerks to me, to the immature posts, this thread answered no questions and it's just dumb now. I thought about starting up on MFP again but I have no interest after this.
    GOOD! Because we have no interest in your nude, sexually explicit and vulgar photos!

    I know you're just trolling, but after the mod's post, I don't think you know how hilarious your comment is.

  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
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    JoRocka wrote: »
    Joannah700 wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    except I'm not paying 80$ for a pair of True Religion.

    nope nope nope- I get angry for paying 25$ for a pair from Target!

    Thrift stores and ebay. I bought a pair of a citizens of humanity jeans for $20 at a thrift store 2 months ago. (Though I also pay $80 at nordstrom rack on occasion)

    Consider this, how good does your butt look in the $25 pair at Target vs. the True Religion?

    Doesn't your butt deserve the very best?

    Doesn't it, Jo?

    HA!

    Quiet honestly I wear jeans so infrequently I don't know what they look like- but I do concur- it's not good. My butt in jeans is never good- because I buy cheap jeans- and I just don't wear them. I'm a pencil skirt/wiggle dress or leggings kind of girl. ;)
    But you do indeed have a valid point!!!

    wait, stop everything. they're selling True Religion jeans around you for $80? Can you ship me a few pair because i'm clearly getting ripped off

    Oh- LOL- probably not.

    Unless you count the guys in NYC with their rip off store brand True Religion- how much do they actually cost right out of the store??- not on sale?
    Totally was stabbing in to mid air on that one.
    Also PS- welcome back- we've missed you!!!

    I was never here. Shhhh

    *ninja smoke bomb*
  • lyttlewon
    lyttlewon Posts: 1,118 Member
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    dbmata wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    You're in for a rude awakening in the real world if you think MFP is a tough place to hang out. I mean yes- it's rambunctious- but really it's quiet tame.

    I don't know if I agree with this. Sure the "real" world can be ugly, but MFP is a haven for little weasley buttheads to be mean and snarky hiding behind their keyboards. I suspect that 90% of the "clever" posters here would never open their mouths in the real world for fear of getting smacked up.

    This is the number one complaint people have about forums- keyboard warriors. And while I agree- it exists- some people genuinely are *kitten*.

    like me. and DB. were grade A douchey people in real life- and on the keyboard. Well- to be fair- this place is censored more than a church- so - I suspect we're both significantly worse in real life.

    as are most people on my friends list.
    This is true. I don't know how my wife puts up with it, but she's a saint.

    I'm the kind of guy that will loudly offer to buy a man's daughter if their actions in a public place irk me. It's good that I live on the red end of a nice state, so with all the anti-science, anti-diversity, anti-women points of view here, I have a lot of targets.

    Eastern Washington, a target rich environment. - That's marketing gold right there ya'll.

    I'm from eastern Washington too and I totally agree!
  • sheepotato
    sheepotato Posts: 600 Member
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    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    sheepotato wrote: »
    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    emily_stew wrote: »
    Is this true about butts?

    That they cannot lie?
    It's true. I have a big butt and I never lie.

    ....or do I...

    I think it's hips that don't lie. Butts can be misleading on occasion. However, those who like big butts are trustworthy individuals.

    Which makes beploveshomer a little questionable...

    Beat me to it. Her post made my heart cry a little, it's not like us big butted ladies can help what we were born with any more than little booty ladies can.

    yep, but like Jo, my big butt is AWESOME!

    I'm sure it is, I bet it's not greasy either.
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    sheepotato wrote: »
    Joannah700 wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    except I'm not paying 80$ for a pair of True Religion.

    nope nope nope- I get angry for paying 25$ for a pair from Target!

    Thrift stores and ebay. I bought a pair of a citizens of humanity jeans for $20 at a thrift store 2 months ago. (Though I also pay $80 at nordstrom rack on occasion)

    Consider this, how good does your butt look in the $25 pair at Target vs. the True Religion?

    Doesn't your butt deserve the very best?

    Doesn't it, Jo?

    $80 is crazy when there are places online that will make jeans to your exact measurements for less than that. I think the last time I had some made they were $60 but they made my butt look awesome.

    Sometimes $80 makes sense.

    And custom jeans are great - as long as you know exactly what makes your butt look good and find a place that can do it. Many people do not know these subtleties and can't communicate them.

    For example: the pocket - is it high? Is it low? Is the pocket small? Is it large? What is the angle of said pocket? These are some of the subtleties in the cut that make a butt go from looking ok to fabulous.

    I don't think this is picked up by most folks when they go out shopping. They may not pick up on why their butt looks amazing in a pair of jeans- but they know it's somehow because of a magical pair of jeans, that while $80 - will make them feel as if they have a super butt.

    For those that are hyper aware of cut - that means I can buy a $20 pair of jeans with confidence at a thrift store without trying it on because I know it will look good. But for some of my friends? $80 is worth it because it means they didn't buy 4 pairs that they felt 'meh' about when they go out.
  • mizzzc
    mizzzc Posts: 346 Member
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    I just took 15 minutes out of my day to read ALL comments on this post and all i have to say is. My butt is big, but(ha) not round, squats will make it bigger....and rounder...

    I like butts...

    That is all...
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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    sheepotato wrote: »
    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    sheepotato wrote: »
    wolfsbayne wrote: »
    emily_stew wrote: »
    Is this true about butts?

    That they cannot lie?
    It's true. I have a big butt and I never lie.

    ....or do I...

    I think it's hips that don't lie. Butts can be misleading on occasion. However, those who like big butts are trustworthy individuals.

    Which makes beploveshomer a little questionable...

    Beat me to it. Her post made my heart cry a little, it's not like us big butted ladies can help what we were born with any more than little booty ladies can.

    yep, but like Jo, my big butt is AWESOME!

    I'm sure it is, I bet it's not greasy either.

    nope, no it isn't....well, only when necessary ;)