Banned phrases for 2015

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  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    yoovie wrote: »
    Goin4goal wrote: »
    So geez, what will we have left to say??????? lol

    Sensible calorie deficit, moderate exercise. Those should work.

    someone banned deficits a couple pages ago. you have to eat OVER your calorie goal from now on because it has been declared.

    Darn. How bout negative surplus? Huh, huh, that should be a good work around.

    IN
  • Old_Man_McGucket
    Old_Man_McGucket Posts: 310 Member


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    Darn. How bout negative surplus? Huh, huh, that should be a good work around.

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    @smittybuilt19 @yoovie‌ - Think my boss would go for a negative surplus in my budget?
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member

    Darn. How bout negative surplus? Huh, huh, that should be a good work around.

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    @smittybuilt19 @yoovie‌ - Think my boss would go for a negative surplus in my budget?[/quote]

    Doubtful, however it does sound pretty sweet, but then...wait a sec.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    i got a positive deficit for my xmas bonus!

    airhump.gif
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
    yoovie wrote: »
    i got a positive deficit for my xmas bonus!

    airhump.gif

    Lol. It's great to see your self imposed forum ban has been lifted. You are hilarious!

  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    ugh, they promised me they would ban me, but then they said I couldnt participate in super secret evil groups of hidden MFPeeps and I didnt want to lose that little space here, because only maybe 3 people in our real lives can stomach hearing about how much i lift, my plan, my new plan, my rock climbing, my races, my race plan and my meal plan. if I try to talk to them about it, they get this SHOOT ME IN THE FACE BEFORE I HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE OF THE NOT-CARING.

    and I cant take away the one place where I can actually talk about fitness stuff.

    Besides, I cant let the biddies win.
  • marciebrian
    marciebrian Posts: 853 Member
    sympha01 wrote: »
    "Journey."

    absolutely this! :smiley:

  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
    edited December 2014
    ^^Understandable. I figured out how very few people IRL actually GAF about calorie deficits and such when I joined here a few years back.

    I would talk to people about how great MFP was and they just wanted me to go away.
  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    yoovie wrote: »
    neffme wrote: »
    I hate both lifestyle and diet. What word should I use though?!

    dietstyle.

    Watch for this in next year's phrase banning. I shall make it ever so popular.
  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    yoovie wrote: »
    Goin4goal wrote: »
    So geez, what will we have left to say??????? lol

    Sensible calorie deficit, moderate exercise. Those should work.

    someone banned deficits a couple pages ago. you have to eat OVER your calorie goal from now on because it has been declared.

    Darn. How bout negative surplus? Huh, huh, that should be a good work around.

    Or would it be zero?
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    neffme wrote: »
    I hate both lifestyle and diet. What word should I use though?!

    I refer to it as 'my plan' since I got tired of 'lifestyle, journey & diet'.

  • How about "funner"
  • AnthonyThrashD
    AnthonyThrashD Posts: 306 Member
    "My personal trainer told me__________, so it must be true"
  • lemurcat12
    lemurcat12 Posts: 30,886 Member
    neffme wrote: »
    I hate both lifestyle and diet. What word should I use though?!

    Way of eating. Abbreviate it WOE and write a lot about my WOE. I promise that won't annoy anyone. Really.

    Personally, I don't mind the term "diet" which either means, well, your way of eating or the fact that you are eating at a calorie level intended to cause weight loss, both pretty neutral things. I guess I don't mind lifestyle either, but it in theory should encompass much more than how you eat, like broader changes relating to activity and living in a way conducive to health or some such. But beyond that my lifestyle still does include lots of things that really have nothing to do with fitness or weight.
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    "bump"
  • ysienkiewicz
    ysienkiewicz Posts: 86 Member
    The one that is driving me crazy and I never hope to hear again: "Starvation mode."
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    lemurcat12 wrote: »
    neffme wrote: »
    I hate both lifestyle and diet. What word should I use though?!

    Way of eating. Abbreviate it WOE and write a lot about my WOE. I promise that won't annoy anyone. Really.

    Personally, I don't mind the term "diet" which either means, well, your way of eating or the fact that you are eating at a calorie level intended to cause weight loss, both pretty neutral things. I guess I don't mind lifestyle either, but it in theory should encompass much more than how you eat, like broader changes relating to activity and living in a way conducive to health or some such. But beyond that my lifestyle still does include lots of things that really have nothing to do with fitness or weight.

    Well said.
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    -Posts alternative recipe to traditional pasta dish, but still uses the original name of said dish-

    "THAT'S NOT REAL SPAGHETTI/LASAGNA/PIZZA, AND MY DEAD ITALIAN GRANDMOTHER WOULD BE ROLLING IN HER GRAVE"
    Agreed. I think declaring other people's food "unworthy" is beyond absurd. It's, well, pathetic. :drinker:
    So yes, I totally agree.
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    yoovie wrote: »
    Goin4goal wrote: »
    So geez, what will we have left to say??????? lol

    Sensible calorie deficit, moderate exercise. Those should work.

    someone banned deficits a couple pages ago. you have to eat OVER your calorie goal from now on because it has been declared.

    Darn. How bout negative surplus? Huh, huh, that should be a good work around.

    Oh, that's beautiful. Worthy of a politician.

  • Cherimoose
    Cherimoose Posts: 5,208 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    "Lift heavy"

    why?

    It's probably not the safest advice to give an unfit person who's never lifted, since it can lead to overtraining or injuries. I'm guilty of using the phrase, but i'm trying to replace it with "follow a good program". Good programs explain the proper progression from light to heavy.

    Anyway, moving on...

    "Stomach", when referring to "belly". The stomach is higher, up near the ribs.

    "Lean protein" - protein is, by definition, lean. "Lean protein sources" is probably a better term.

    "I NEED HELP!!!" - I check to make sure they're not having a medical emergency, then i click the back button.

    A "terrible problem" with having only 4-pack abs, having one calf 1/4 inch larger than the other, or similar first-world problem that no else notices.

    B)
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    Trolls who pretend to be anorexic tweens :(
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Cherimoose wrote: »
    It's probably not the safest advice to give an unfit person who's never lifted, since it can lead to overtraining or injuries. I'm guilty of using the phrase, but i'm trying to replace it with "follow a good program". Good programs explain the proper progression from light to heavy.
    I'mma just gon' validate them, and tell them to stay on the couch.
  • JeffseekingV
    JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member
    Tone
  • projecthotbel
    projecthotbel Posts: 32 Member
    The one that is driving me crazy and I never hope to hear again: "Starvation mode."

    Agreed
  • cdh2015
    cdh2015 Posts: 57 Member
    edited December 2014
    "loose" as in I want to "loose weight". It's lose not loose! Fourth Graders can figure it out, why can't adults?
  • nicsflyingcircus
    nicsflyingcircus Posts: 2,899 Member
    VeryKatie wrote: »
    Real women have.... (this needs to go.) We're all real women.

    Some of us might be cyborgs actually.

    Fun fact, did you know that any person with artificial parts is technically a cyborg (not saying they aren't still human. They are.)? So people with say, a pacemaker or a prosthetic eye or arm would be cyborgs. If I ever need something like that at least I will be able to take some solace in the fact that I'm now an awesome cyborg.

    Though I suppose then we're both real women and real cyborgs.

    WAIT, some people are real men...

    ...

    This thread is fun.

    I have a bionic leg (titanium tibial spike and 4 large titanium screws, which sets off ALL the metal detectors). Am I no longer a "real woman"? ;)



    *tongue firmly in cheek*

  • thin2win777
    thin2win777 Posts: 38 Member
    Serah87 wrote: »
    "sugar is bad"
    "1200 calories"
    Dont look at my profile then ;)

  • thin2win777
    thin2win777 Posts: 38 Member
    TopazCutie wrote: »
    ____ is the devil.
    Also don't look at my profile ;) ha!

  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Cherimoose wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    "Lift heavy"

    why?

    It's probably not the safest advice to give an unfit person who's never lifted, since it can lead to overtraining or injuries. I'm guilty of using the phrase, but i'm trying to replace it with "follow a good program". Good programs explain the proper progression from light to heavy.

    Anyway, moving on...

    "Stomach", when referring to "belly". The stomach is higher, up near the ribs.

    "Lean protein" - protein is, by definition, lean. "Lean protein sources" is probably a better term.

    "I NEED HELP!!!" - I check to make sure they're not having a medical emergency, then i click the back button.

    A "terrible problem" with having only 4-pack abs, having one calf 1/4 inch larger than the other, or similar first-world problem that no else notices.

    B)

    I usually always preface it by saying learn proper form and I would suggest watching videos and reading x book …

  • Born_2_Lose
    Born_2_Lose Posts: 59 Member
    edited December 2014
    "I can't afford to eat healthy/health food is SO expensive". This gets me every time. Rubbish--just eat LESS than you used to; that always costs less money.

    This gets me too!!! It actually cost less or near the same to eat health BC like you said.... Your eating LESS
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