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After running, Bikram yoga, or spinning class a shower is never needed - everyone else loves to have you drip sweat on them and smell your wonderful earthy aroma0
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If your date from the other night is not texting you back, it is code for 'try harder,' .. they really just want to make sure you're serious because they've been hurt so many times.0
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Always leave the toilet seat up after you when you go to your girlfriend's house and pee on the floor. She will love to smell your scent and it will keep other males away from your territory. When you go toilet, don't flush and leave her a nice smelly present. She will adore you for it.0
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Women don't need to shave, men appreciate the natural look of your hairy body parts - also, to get men to really appreciate your natural appearance, don't bath more than once a week and never wear deodorant or perfume0
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You don't need to use your turn signal. The people in the other lanes can read your mind so they know you plan on swerving over.0
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you can get 2 or 3 more reps at the end of a set if you scream "IMAHOOKAH!"0
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Don't worry about those annoying bills that you get in the mail -- the money you get paid is for you to enjoy and there is no reason to give it to the mortgage company and the utilities.0
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You should check out the MFP forums.0
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Be nice0
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Cash in your retirement account to write a biography on the life of Pauly Shore.0
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You never have to count calories as long as you avoid eating 20 minutes before bedtime.0
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If you don't like your mom and dad bossing you around, then join the Marines0
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Get a second mortgage on your home to buy stock in Enron.0
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You should totally call your ex! They'd love to hear from you, and won't care at all that it's 2am!0
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If you're feeling ill you should look up your symptoms using WebMD and Wikipedia to diagnose yourself.
Once you're fairly certain what your illness is write it down, but DO NOT visit a doctor to confirm your diagnosis, as that would just be a waste of time and money.
Instead, look into using homeopathic herbal remedies in conjunction with accupuncture and low frequency binaural audio tracks, which can be found on Youtube for free.
Trust me on this. I'm a certified Nutritionist, Dietitian, and licensed Gynecologist in 32 states with a BS/MD in Health and Wellness Studies from one of the top Universities in the country. I know what I'm talking about.0 -
When driving, don't worry about turning on those pesky lights at night -- leaving them off saves on light bulbs0
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Change title to "great advice thread"0
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If a cop pulls you over and asks " you drinking?" Respond with "are you buying?"0
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