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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    You can reduce your morning prep time by blow drying your hair while in the bathtub. Just set it on the edge.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    its okay to swipe through someone else's gallery when they hand you their phone. they don't mind.

    lol. I ALWAYS say, "don't swipe"

  • hornseyme
    hornseyme Posts: 86 Member
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    I told my friend that there was a five finger limited edition kit-Kat called 'the fist'. She went out looking for it. True story.
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
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    You don't have to wear a condom when you're drunk, Sperm are small and get drunk really quick and they can't find the egg when they're drunk
  • kidcuba176
    kidcuba176 Posts: 95 Member
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    No shower crew..
    Don't shower, it increases testosterone levels in men and therefore increases calories burning.

    Think about it. Cavemen were jacked and they didn't even know what soap was.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    Forget proper names, ladies prefer to be called babe (and guys prefer Dude)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Duct tape removes hair painlessly and permanently
  • MShayne2414
    MShayne2414 Posts: 537 Member
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    The best place to find your significant other is on Craigslist.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Wanna cool your private places off? Rubbing alcohol is the best thing ever!
  • KateSimpson17
    KateSimpson17 Posts: 282 Member
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    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Brushing your teeth every day wears the enamel off.

    I once had a boyfriend that believed this. It was 2 months into the relationship before I found out because he would chew gum and stuff so other than his teeth looking a little weird (which I assumed was from his occasional smoking) I didn't realize (also I was young and stupid)... the relationship did not last much longer... because if you're stupid enough to think that you probably believe some other really idiotic stuff.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    kateyb94 wrote: »
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Brushing your teeth every day wears the enamel off.

    I once had a boyfriend that believed this. It was 2 months into the relationship before I found out because he would chew gum and stuff so other than his teeth looking a little weird (which I assumed was from his occasional smoking) I didn't realize (also I was young and stupid)... the relationship did not last much longer... because if you're stupid enough to think that you probably believe some other really idiotic stuff.

    Too true lolol!
  • Sparky_1113
    Sparky_1113 Posts: 2,886 Member
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    Put this in your mouth,, yes its clean
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    She won't get pregnant unless she is on the bottom
  • YAHWEH56
    YAHWEH56 Posts: 406 Member
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    Tell them to go check there car because I seen there blinker fluid leaking! Lol
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Chew each bit of food thoroughly -- all the extra chewing will burn off the calories gained from eating and you can skip exercise
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
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    We can leave that off the warning label. No one would ever be dumb enough to do that.
  • RoseTheWarrior
    RoseTheWarrior Posts: 2,035 Member
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    You don't need a building permit as long as you don't break the vapor barrier of the existing structure.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Driving lessons are for sissieez, just jump in and get out there and drive
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    edited October 2015
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    Oh, let's move the off button on the iPhone to the right side.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Letz turn toilet seats around... Tank on the front

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