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Bad advice thread

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  • fitcurves6693
    fitcurves6693 Posts: 3,401 Member
    Skip the Kleenex and use your sleeve
  • undergloom
    undergloom Posts: 531 Member
    Don't settle! Everybody's got a soul mate and you'll find yours if you look hard enough!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    The maintenance on your car is just a suggestion, you don't really need to do those things and it will be fine.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    The day after pills can actually be taken up to ten days after!
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Lifting heavy is the only way to develop your muscles
  • Mrj183
    Mrj183 Posts: 1,428 Member
    Is butter a carb?
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    you can only get an STD if you both finish
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    So the man puts the condiment on after bursting so he doesnt drip his cumin all over her bushes and get them wet
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Sitting on the couch eating snacks and watching TV burns sufficient calories to maintain proper weight -- good diet and exercise are not necessary.
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    You can reduce your morning prep time by blow drying your hair while in the bathtub. Just set it on the edge.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    its okay to swipe through someone else's gallery when they hand you their phone. they don't mind.

    lol. I ALWAYS say, "don't swipe"

  • hornseyme
    hornseyme Posts: 86 Member
    I told my friend that there was a five finger limited edition kit-Kat called 'the fist'. She went out looking for it. True story.
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    You don't have to wear a condom when you're drunk, Sperm are small and get drunk really quick and they can't find the egg when they're drunk
  • kidcuba176
    kidcuba176 Posts: 95 Member
    No shower crew..
    Don't shower, it increases testosterone levels in men and therefore increases calories burning.

    Think about it. Cavemen were jacked and they didn't even know what soap was.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    Forget proper names, ladies prefer to be called babe (and guys prefer Dude)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Duct tape removes hair painlessly and permanently
  • MShayne2414
    MShayne2414 Posts: 537 Member
    The best place to find your significant other is on Craigslist.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Wanna cool your private places off? Rubbing alcohol is the best thing ever!
  • KateSimpson17
    KateSimpson17 Posts: 282 Member
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Brushing your teeth every day wears the enamel off.

    I once had a boyfriend that believed this. It was 2 months into the relationship before I found out because he would chew gum and stuff so other than his teeth looking a little weird (which I assumed was from his occasional smoking) I didn't realize (also I was young and stupid)... the relationship did not last much longer... because if you're stupid enough to think that you probably believe some other really idiotic stuff.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    kateyb94 wrote: »
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Brushing your teeth every day wears the enamel off.

    I once had a boyfriend that believed this. It was 2 months into the relationship before I found out because he would chew gum and stuff so other than his teeth looking a little weird (which I assumed was from his occasional smoking) I didn't realize (also I was young and stupid)... the relationship did not last much longer... because if you're stupid enough to think that you probably believe some other really idiotic stuff.

    Too true lolol!
  • Sparky_1113
    Sparky_1113 Posts: 2,886 Member
    Put this in your mouth,, yes its clean
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    She won't get pregnant unless she is on the bottom
  • YAHWEH56
    YAHWEH56 Posts: 406 Member
    Tell them to go check there car because I seen there blinker fluid leaking! Lol
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Chew each bit of food thoroughly -- all the extra chewing will burn off the calories gained from eating and you can skip exercise
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    We can leave that off the warning label. No one would ever be dumb enough to do that.
  • RoseTheWarrior
    RoseTheWarrior Posts: 2,035 Member
    You don't need a building permit as long as you don't break the vapor barrier of the existing structure.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Driving lessons are for sissieez, just jump in and get out there and drive
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    edited October 2015
    Oh, let's move the off button on the iPhone to the right side.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Letz turn toilet seats around... Tank on the front
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