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  • moesis
    moesis Posts: 874 Member
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    mustang289 wrote: »
    Car maintenance...have the tire shop change over your tires to winter air in the fall. Winter air is denser than summer air and will give you better traction in the snow.

    Don't forget to change the blinker fluid too
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    moesis wrote: »
    mustang289 wrote: »
    Car maintenance...have the tire shop change over your tires to winter air in the fall. Winter air is denser than summer air and will give you better traction in the snow.

    Don't forget to change the blinker fluid too

    LOLOL
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
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    palwithme wrote: »
    The CEO loves to hear from regular employees. Go ahead and send him/her an email and tell them how you REALLY feel about your job.

    Oh, that's just mean. :p Lol!

    Never let your child cry. Coddling them cultures cement-strong devotion and attachment to you that will last their whole lives. Women looove men with mommy issues, anyway!
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Guys love when you use your teeth, seriously I read it in Cosmo
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    Guys love when you use your teeth, seriously I read it in Cosmo

    I love it! It's true for some.
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
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    Always eat the yellow snow. There’s a .005% chance that it’s actually lemonade
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    Send them to find the I-D-10-T forms.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Women loveeee fast finishers because they are actually too busy to be bother fo foreplay... They just do that for the men's sake.
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    @SojournerThirteen ouch, this pains me and I am biologically penis free :s

    Don't bother cleaning up the blood splatters and hair samples you created in the murder scene it helps confuse the detectives.
  • HumboldtFred
    HumboldtFred Posts: 159 Member
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    One cannot be disciplined for insubordination if one uses the phrase, "With all due respect......"
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    @SojournerThirteen ouch, this pains me and I am biologically penis free :s

    Don't bother cleaning up the blood splatters and hair samples you created in the murder scene it helps confuse the detectives.

    Okkkkkk you don't bite down/chew/gnaw/puncture. Just an occasional light scraping (don't break the skin!!!). Same fashion as applying pressure with teeth on a woman's nipples.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Always point out a strangers weird facial features out loud
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    ^ hahahaha

    You can do whatever homosexual act you please without qualifying as 'Gay' as long as you say "No Homo"
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    @SojournerThirteen ouch, this pains me and I am biologically penis free :s

    Don't bother cleaning up the blood splatters and hair samples you created in the murder scene it helps confuse the detectives.

    You make me laugh though!
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    When sucking on toes make sure to bite down firmly and pull away until you hear the toe knuckle crack--this drives women to squirting orgasms!
  • HumboldtFred
    HumboldtFred Posts: 159 Member
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    I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    edited April 2015
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    A couple I fell for in my youth...
    • You have to join this club called Columbia House. They mail you any 12 records {yes, this was back in the days of vinyl!} for only 99¢!
    • It's actually easier to learn to drive on a standard. {My Dad sold me on that, but then had one of his friends teach me how to drive!}
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Always address your dates father as "ma'am" on the first meet and greet. He will take it as a sign of respect.
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
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    Doing a lot of cocain is really good for you.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    lol ^^

    Its a good idea to smoke and Drink during your 3rd trimester

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