Bad advice thread
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If you hold your nose while drinking alcohol, you can't get drunk0
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The latest batch of M&M's have been recalled - all the candy;s have W's on them.0
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Mix warm water and mustard and chug to get out of work....0
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I advize you to stop using the word "bad" unless you liked being verbalized about it.0
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Cookies help you build muscle0
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There really is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.0
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always make sure to read youtube comments, they're insightful0
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believe everything you see on TV0
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If it's on the internet, it's true.0
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Admit to the crime and nothing bad will happen to you0
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If your peanut butter separates, just add some laundry detergent to it. It will act as an emulsifier and turn your pb into a smooth yummy paste. The one with little colored bits is even better - tastes like sprinkles.0
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asflatasapancake wrote: »If your peanut butter separates, just add some laundry detergent to it. It will act as an emulsifier and turn your pb into a smooth yummy paste. The one with little colored bits is even better - tastes like sprinkles.
First of all, what the heck? Everyone knows Drano is supposed to be used with peanut butter if it begins to separate. Secondly, holy abs!
Thanks, I guess
The secret is to blow air into your belly button, twice a day.0 -
Butt plugs can help you stop snoring0
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La_Malfaisante_ wrote: »Butt plugs can help you stop snoring
The vibrating kept me up all night, so yeah...I sure didn't snore.
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Condoms don't work0
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Drugs make you smart and attractive0
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If you want to get the girl, answer everything with "that's what she said"0
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Always respond to people with Google searches.0
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When asking a woman out always look directly at her breasts. They really enjoy this.0
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Your coworker's computer shows nude photos with much better clarity.0
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7 minutes. That's all she truly needs in bed.0
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Only cook bacon naked0
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Don't cover your head or face when you sneeze or cough. Just make sure you do them super loud, it will scare the germs away.0
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Seat Belts are overrated0
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On a job interview, when they ask if you ever had problems with co workers, tell them in detail about the crazy psycho boss you had...and definitely discuss your kids, your sick Mother, your current divorce, and the fact that your car breaks down frequently. A good ice breaker is to make a joke about going postal, or start singing your favorite fraternity bus song.0
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A good ratio for forum responses is:
60% hitting on people
20% Sexual innuendo to hit on other people
10% Passive aggressive talk to hit on other people
5% Promote personal agenda
5% Present something relevant.
Sorry, should include a percentage in there for cat gifs.0
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