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Tell her how you really feel.0
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Secret to weight loss: If no one sees you eat, the calories don't count0
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madhatter2013 wrote: »The white bordering the stop sign means it's optional.
I told an ex that once and he got mad at me for the ticket he got later.
OK I am rolling on this one!!!! LOL!!!
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Use your high beams in fog, it'll help you see better.0
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Juicy Fruit Bublegum will take away the smell of alcohol on your breath0
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ALWAYS remind a police officer when he pulls you over that your taxes pay his salary.0
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if he doesn't call back, just keep leaving message after message after message and then text a few times to make sure he got your message. Don't give up. That makes him know you are really interested and men love that.0
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When a woman with a large belly enters a room, Its considered proper etiquette to congratulate her and ask her when the due date is.0
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Girls LOVE it when you ask them for nudes during your FIRST texting conversation!0
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francesmarieg wrote: »Girls LOVE it when you ask them for nudes during your FIRST texting conversation!
Is that implying its OK to ask on the second or third texting conversation? Just asking...0 -
francesmarieg wrote: »Girls LOVE it when you ask them for nudes during your FIRST texting conversation!
Is that implying its OK to ask on the second or third texting conversation? Just asking...
Hahahaha!!!! Personally... I'd never send nudes, EVER! But you'd be surprised how many times I've been asked for them on MFP!0 -
ALWAYS remind a police officer when he pulls you over that your taxes pay his salary.Carbsmakefat wrote: »if he doesn't call back, just keep leaving message after message after message and then text a few times to make sure he got your message. Don't give up. That makes him know you are really interested and men love that.
hahahahha when Jon Favreau did that in Swingers
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Being a TSA agent is a boring and monotonous job; lighten up an agent's day by making a joke about having a bomb.0
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Secret to weight loss:
If no one sees you eat it, the calories don't count.
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You know even anne frank could see that and she was blind AND deaf!!0
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Secret to a happy marriage?
Nagging0 -
Oh, and that Super Glue is really a gimmick... I'll show you. Just put a lot on your hands and place them over your ears and hold them there for 5 mins. The crap won't hold. Trust me!0
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mrsmartinez99 wrote: »Flirting with a cop will get you out of a ticket, remember to unbutton your shirt a little
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AntRobertson wrote: »If at first you don't succeed just give up, because that *kitten*'s hard.
Buahahaha. I like this one.0 -
Remember to post on Facebook when you are on vacation, don't forget to leave the exact moment you will return.
**Also remember to post the picture of your new big screen TV, everyone will be envious.0
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