Bad advice thread

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It's okay, I won't be mad, you can trust me with ANYTHING!
  • loramoss
    loramoss Posts: 3
    Sticking your finger up a Rams bottom on Good Friday makes you fertile
  • LustyArgonianMaid
    LustyArgonianMaid Posts: 13 Member
    If you pour salt on a snail, it will grow and multiply.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    joshua3179 wrote: »
    You know even anne frank could see that and she was blind AND deaf!!

    I think you mean Helen Keller? Although it would have made reading her diary a hell of a lot more entertaining...
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  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Sore tooth? Gum irritation? Scrape it with a frozen fork to relieve the pain.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Salt is good for your lawn.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    If you sleep with the Boss' s wife you'll get a Promotion!
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    loramoss wrote: »
    Sticking your finger up a Rams bottom on Good Friday makes you fertile
    I heard those football players are into that stuff...

  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    EZDUZIT68 wrote: »
    joshua3179 wrote: »
    You know even anne frank could see that and she was blind AND deaf!!

    I think you mean Helen Keller? Although it would have made reading her diary a hell of a lot more entertaining...
    Probably made for challenging times hiding in that attic, stumbling over things and shouting all the time..
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Everyone LOVES a smartass--that's a skill you need to acquire because that is the singlemost thing in life that will bring you success!
  • brita22
    brita22 Posts: 52
    You should hve ur blinker fluid checked
  • TrailBlazerMN
    TrailBlazerMN Posts: 202
    @brita22 how is that bad advice? I do that at least once a week :blush:
  • brita22
    brita22 Posts: 52
    TrailBlazerMN wrote: »
    @brita22 how is that bad advice? I do that at least once a week :blush:

    Smart guy
  • TrailBlazerMN
    TrailBlazerMN Posts: 202
    edited January 2015
    Pulling out is 100% effective because the internet said so
  • brita22
    brita22 Posts: 52
    @TrailBlazerMN‌ are you apart of the MN Trailblazers club??
  • TrailBlazerMN
    TrailBlazerMN Posts: 202
    @brita22 Nope sorry. My name is meant to be about "blazing my own trail" in life :)
  • brita22
    brita22 Posts: 52
    @TrailBlazerMN‌ hah allright
  • leslturn8
    leslturn8 Posts: 505 Member
    You can eat junk food without gaining weight as long as you keep your core tight while you consume it.
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
    If you break the cookie the calories fall out.
  • Melissa90xo
    Melissa90xo Posts: 1,020 Member
    Be a man, rub some dirt on it!
  • brita22
    brita22 Posts: 52
    Melissa90xo wrote: »
    Be a man, rub some dirt on it!

    I don't think that's bad advice, If ur scraped up it stops the bleeding lol
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    brita22 wrote: »
    Melissa90xo wrote: »
    Be a man, rub some dirt on it!

    I don't think that's bad advice, If ur scraped up it stops the bleeding lol

    LOLOL

    Your hand is better to wipe behind yourself with... use the TP to wipe your fingers on... DUH!
  • 4homer
    4homer Posts: 457 Member
    If you wanna charge your phone fast, set it on the microwave for at least 2 min.
  • Revonue
    Revonue Posts: 135 Member
    At my school the AP chem students usually do an experiment. The information is actually factual, so not sure if it counts, but I think it's funny. I tried it on my father and it works.

    Water (H2O) can also be called dihydrogen monoxide. Ask if it (dihydrogen monoxide) should be banned- after all, everyone who comes into contact with it (eventually) dies, etc, etc. My teacher says that every year, without fail, people say it should be banned, lol. My class did it and came back with their own stories of tricking people.

    Here's a link to give you a better idea of what I'm talking about:

    http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
  • blueeyesgrace
    blueeyesgrace Posts: 407 Member
    TrailBlazerMN wrote: »
    @brita22 how is that bad advice? I do that at least once a week :blush:

    Do you also check headlight fluid level? If so, which fluid do you reccomend? I hear halogen is the best...
  • blueeyesgrace
    blueeyesgrace Posts: 407 Member
    I used to tell my athletes that unless a bone was sticking out of their body, I didn't want them in my training room. Some actually took that literaly... Oh my...
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    blueeyesgrace wrote: »
    TrailBlazerMN wrote: »
    @brita22 how is that bad advice? I do that at least once a week :blush:

    Do you also check headlight fluid level? If so, which fluid do you reccomend? I hear halogen is the best...

    Halogens don't use fluid, they use a dihydronous gel.

  • blueeyesgrace
    blueeyesgrace Posts: 407 Member
    mustang289 wrote: »
    blueeyesgrace wrote: »
    TrailBlazerMN wrote: »
    @brita22 how is that bad advice? I do that at least once a week :blush:

    Do you also check headlight fluid level? If so, which fluid do you reccomend? I hear halogen is the best...

    Halogens don't use fluid, they use a dihydronous gel.

    This is a spin off a radio phone call prank played on a girl who had her car into Midas shop for maintenance. YouTube prank played on gullible girl by mechanic. It's pretty hilarious...

    For the record - I do most maintenance on my own car...
  • 10ecmuscle
    10ecmuscle Posts: 121 Member
    If you can sprinkle salt on a bird it will not fly away and you can pick it up. Works on any bird.
    Did this to a kids once at beach. He chased pelicans for two hrs with salt packets. Ha
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