Bad advice thread
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Lifting weights is a great cure for diarrhea.0
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ROFLwaffle82 wrote: »Lifting weights is a great cure for diarrhea.
Similarly, jumping on the trampoline really helps when you're on your period.
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Walking is a great substitute for lifting weights.0
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An ice pack on the crotch helps a great deal with headaches, as it restricts the major vessels and keeps the blood from throbbing in your head.0
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Dining and dashing at the same time same day each week0
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The brown acid is the safest.0
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When people say they get high or trip from dropping acid, they mean hydrochloric acid. Go ahead and drop some on your tongue, so you can be cool like your peers.0
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A good diet consists of Coke, pizza, and ice cream. You can eat anything and lose weight. CICO. Don't bother to measure. People can eat anything and lose weight. Eat a pepperoni stick for a snack.0
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Brushing your teeth is a terrible idea0
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Mt. Dew makes a great mouthwash.0
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No, this is a casual environment office. Jeans and tshirts are totally appropriate for everyday.0
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You should definitely send your drunken selfie to your boss.0
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duckykissy wrote: »You're young, you don't need to worry about your health.
Good god I hear that so much. When do you stop being young and have to start worrying about health? Why not worry about it now and have less problems later? I know this is common sense now, but damn I'd be rich as hell is I had a nickel....0 -
Worrying is a great way to relieve stress.0
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Make sure you are good and drunk before you make that phone call to the person you like.0
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Or better yet, make sure you are good and drunk before you text your ex.0
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Small recap:
Make sure you are good and drunk before a job interview, hide the breath with some good old MD mouthwash, step on the cat on your way out, for good luck.
If you've used acid on your tongue and it stings now, just dip it into your potential employer's water glass. This is sign language for "team player". Remember to wear dirty jeans and a baggy shirt, so they can see you have an active lifestyle.
In case your manager is a female, you're in luck - bringing a small trampoline with you to the job interview and offering to jump with her, will show you are being considerate to the opposite sex. If she doesn't want to use it, you can safely assume she is transgender, and offer an ice pack instead.
Also, if someone isn't paying attention while you talk during the interview, it's common courtesy to offer a butt plug so they can quietly fall asleep.
You guys are the best. I'm sure I will be nailin' it...0 -
Capt_Apollo wrote: »0
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Yeahhhhh... Don't worry about those calories they put on food packaging because they usually quadruple the amount so you will keep your weight down.0
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mustang289 wrote: »Car maintenance...have the tire shop change over your tires to winter air in the fall. Winter air is denser than summer air and will give you better traction in the snow.
Don't forget to change the blinker fluid too0 -
mustang289 wrote: »Car maintenance...have the tire shop change over your tires to winter air in the fall. Winter air is denser than summer air and will give you better traction in the snow.
Don't forget to change the blinker fluid too
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The CEO loves to hear from regular employees. Go ahead and send him/her an email and tell them how you REALLY feel about your job.
Oh, that's just mean. Lol!
Never let your child cry. Coddling them cultures cement-strong devotion and attachment to you that will last their whole lives. Women looove men with mommy issues, anyway!0 -
Guys love when you use your teeth, seriously I read it in Cosmo0
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Carpedieznutz wrote: »Guys love when you use your teeth, seriously I read it in Cosmo
I love it! It's true for some.0 -
Always eat the yellow snow. There’s a .005% chance that it’s actually lemonade0
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Send them to find the I-D-10-T forms.0
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Women loveeee fast finishers because they are actually too busy to be bother fo foreplay... They just do that for the men's sake.0
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@SojournerThirteen ouch, this pains me and I am biologically penis free
Don't bother cleaning up the blood splatters and hair samples you created in the murder scene it helps confuse the detectives.0 -
One cannot be disciplined for insubordination if one uses the phrase, "With all due respect......"0
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