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  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    The white bordering the stop sign means it's optional.

    I told an ex that once and he got mad at me for the ticket he got later.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Go ahead & take whatever you like from the community fridge. People are super nice & like to share their lunches.
  • blueeyesgrace
    blueeyesgrace Posts: 407 Member
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    mustang289 wrote: »
    Car maintenance...have the tire shop change over your tires to winter air in the fall. Winter air is denser than summer air and will give you better traction in the snow.

    There's a prank call that a radio station did to a girl about when her car was in for inspection. Oh it's hilarious. They call her and tell her that she needs a different transmission specifically to go in reverse, her headlights need the fluid level topped off, and so many other things. Seeing this made me think of that! I'll see if I can find the exact link and post it.
  • mscheftg
    mscheftg Posts: 485 Member
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    As long as you drink a gallon of water a day, you won't gain any weight.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Feel free to take home office supplies,plants, window coverings. They just replace them.
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
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    Ordering extra supplies is essential....Who wants to be in a panic when you run out of staplers- order 50 now
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Long lunches are expected. No problem.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    ZooksBrah wrote: »
    A spoon full of cinnamon is good for a sore throat.



    it's really good to boost the metabolism
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
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    Don't eat or drink anything before working out, the lightheadedness is your body telling you that you're losing weight
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    yes it is a great idea to drink and drive!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Ha!
    Feel free to take a load off in your bosses leather chair. Leave him little post it's telling him how he could improve in mentoring you.
  • Bbearhug
    Bbearhug Posts: 20 Member
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    Sinistrous wrote: »
    Dr. Oz can help you lose weight.

    Worst advice ever^

    This literally made me laugh out loud. truth.
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
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    Flirting with a cop will get you out of a ticket, remember to unbutton your shirt a little
  • Bbearhug
    Bbearhug Posts: 20 Member
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    Yes, that dress looks great on you.
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
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    Bbearhug wrote: »
    Yes, that dress looks great on you.

    Bahahahaha....I'm done
  • rendash49221
    rendash49221 Posts: 39 Member
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    madhatter2013 wrote: »
    The white bordering the stop sign means it's optional.

    I told an ex that once and he got mad at me for the ticket he got later.

    LOL! This must be why the cop that lives on my street never stops.

  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    It's ok to skip team meetings if it's your Birthday! (True story: actually used this excuse)
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
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    Wearing a lot of cologne or perfume will cover the cigarette smell perfectly.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    Guys, start all kik messages with a picture of your junk. It keeps them coming back for more!
  • techgal128
    techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
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    If you start a sentence with "no offense," you can say whatever you want without hurting anyone's feelings.

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