Bad advice thread

techgal128
techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
edited November 11 in Chit-Chat
Let's say you want to come up with some not-so-factual advice to prank a gullible coworker. What would you tell them?

I'll start.

Eating sugar makes your hair turn purple.
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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Dr. Oz can help you lose weight.

    Worst advice ever^
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    Car maintenance...have the tire shop change over your tires to winter air in the fall. Winter air is denser than summer air and will give you better traction in the snow.
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    A spoon full of cinnamon is good for a sore throat.
  • palwithme
    palwithme Posts: 860 Member
    mustang289 wrote: »
    Car maintenance...have the tire shop change over your tires to winter air in the fall. Winter air is denser than summer air and will give you better traction in the snow.

    LOL!
  • neveragain84
    neveragain84 Posts: 534 Member
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    Dr. Oz can help you lose weight.

    Worst advice ever^

    >:) haha!

    Tell them that the smell of their hand is a good indication of health. Then.... smash their hand in their face.

  • Train4Foodz
    Train4Foodz Posts: 4,298 Member
    edited January 2015
    ZooksBrah wrote: »
    A spoon full of cinnamon is good for a sore throat.

    I was just gonna keep checking this thread but this comment made me almost fall off my chair laughing.. On a scale of -10 to +10 (lowest= worst.. highest= awesome advice) We're into the -50s!!!! LOL
    (Blame those home video TV shows, I must watch them too much!!!!)
  • duckykissy
    duckykissy Posts: 285 Member
    You're not depressed, just blue. If you're feeling sad, you should go shopping.
  • palwithme
    palwithme Posts: 860 Member
    The CEO loves to hear from regular employees. Go ahead and send him/her an email and tell them how you REALLY feel about your job.
  • duckykissy
    duckykissy Posts: 285 Member
    You're young, you don't need to worry about your health.
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Can't get pregnant if you face the south when you get it on
  • duckykissy
    duckykissy Posts: 285 Member
    If you have a drug test, just drink bleach water, it'll make you clean.
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    You know if you cant remember it then it didn't really happen..
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Brushing your teeth every day wears the e
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Brushing your teeth every day wears the enamel off.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    The office will love you responding Reply All on every email. (They like to feel included.)
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
    No need to ever wash your hands if you have hand sanitizer
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Chat up your coworkers in the stalls. They want to know you.
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
    Adding your boss to Facebook builds a strong work relationship; remember to tag them when you are drinking on the weekend, they will believe you more when you cannot come in on Monday.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    ha!! Hit on the receptionist. She likes the attention. Her boyfriend doesn't mind.
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
    Haha I am the receptionist and no my husband does not mind at all when you show me your new tattoo down south
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    The white bordering the stop sign means it's optional.

    I told an ex that once and he got mad at me for the ticket he got later.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Go ahead & take whatever you like from the community fridge. People are super nice & like to share their lunches.
  • blueeyesgrace
    blueeyesgrace Posts: 407 Member
    mustang289 wrote: »
    Car maintenance...have the tire shop change over your tires to winter air in the fall. Winter air is denser than summer air and will give you better traction in the snow.

    There's a prank call that a radio station did to a girl about when her car was in for inspection. Oh it's hilarious. They call her and tell her that she needs a different transmission specifically to go in reverse, her headlights need the fluid level topped off, and so many other things. Seeing this made me think of that! I'll see if I can find the exact link and post it.
  • mscheftg
    mscheftg Posts: 485 Member
    As long as you drink a gallon of water a day, you won't gain any weight.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Feel free to take home office supplies,plants, window coverings. They just replace them.
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
    Ordering extra supplies is essential....Who wants to be in a panic when you run out of staplers- order 50 now
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Long lunches are expected. No problem.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    ZooksBrah wrote: »
    A spoon full of cinnamon is good for a sore throat.



    it's really good to boost the metabolism
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
    Don't eat or drink anything before working out, the lightheadedness is your body telling you that you're losing weight
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    yes it is a great idea to drink and drive!
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