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techgal128
techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
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Let's say you want to come up with some not-so-factual advice to prank a gullible coworker. What would you tell them?

I'll start.

Eating sugar makes your hair turn purple.
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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    Dr. Oz can help you lose weight.

    Worst advice ever^
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
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    Car maintenance...have the tire shop change over your tires to winter air in the fall. Winter air is denser than summer air and will give you better traction in the snow.
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
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    A spoon full of cinnamon is good for a sore throat.
  • palwithme
    palwithme Posts: 860 Member
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    mustang289 wrote: »
    Car maintenance...have the tire shop change over your tires to winter air in the fall. Winter air is denser than summer air and will give you better traction in the snow.

    LOL!
  • neveragain84
    neveragain84 Posts: 534 Member
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    Sinistrous wrote: »
    Dr. Oz can help you lose weight.

    Worst advice ever^

    >:) haha!

    Tell them that the smell of their hand is a good indication of health. Then.... smash their hand in their face.

  • Train4Foodz
    Train4Foodz Posts: 4,298 Member
    edited January 2015
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    ZooksBrah wrote: »
    A spoon full of cinnamon is good for a sore throat.

    I was just gonna keep checking this thread but this comment made me almost fall off my chair laughing.. On a scale of -10 to +10 (lowest= worst.. highest= awesome advice) We're into the -50s!!!! LOL
    (Blame those home video TV shows, I must watch them too much!!!!)
  • duckykissy
    duckykissy Posts: 285 Member
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    You're not depressed, just blue. If you're feeling sad, you should go shopping.
  • palwithme
    palwithme Posts: 860 Member
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    The CEO loves to hear from regular employees. Go ahead and send him/her an email and tell them how you REALLY feel about your job.
  • duckykissy
    duckykissy Posts: 285 Member
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    You're young, you don't need to worry about your health.
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
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    Can't get pregnant if you face the south when you get it on
  • duckykissy
    duckykissy Posts: 285 Member
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    If you have a drug test, just drink bleach water, it'll make you clean.
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
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    You know if you cant remember it then it didn't really happen..
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Brushing your teeth every day wears the e
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Brushing your teeth every day wears the enamel off.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    The office will love you responding Reply All on every email. (They like to feel included.)
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
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    No need to ever wash your hands if you have hand sanitizer
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Chat up your coworkers in the stalls. They want to know you.
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
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    Adding your boss to Facebook builds a strong work relationship; remember to tag them when you are drinking on the weekend, they will believe you more when you cannot come in on Monday.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    ha!! Hit on the receptionist. She likes the attention. Her boyfriend doesn't mind.
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
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    Haha I am the receptionist and no my husband does not mind at all when you show me your new tattoo down south

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