Bad advice thread

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  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    On a 1st date, tell him all the stories about your cat. He will find them SOOOO interesting.
  • mrsmartinez99
    mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member
    Leave the light on when changing the light bulb, it will make it easier to tell if it works
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    edited January 2015
    If you're at a light behind a cop and - when it turns green - he's not moving, honk 3 times - holding the third honk down for at least 5 seconds. That's secret police code for "Excuse me officer, but you may not have noticed the light is green and I just wanted to give you a friendly heads-up". They'll be so grateful, they'll pull you over just to thank you...
  • RainRedfield
    RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
    To find out if your gun is loaded just look down the barrel.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Vote Democratic (.....waits for it.....)
  • RainRedfield
    RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
    Call your Significant other BAE... No one will thing you are a moron.
  • Buu_kz
    Buu_kz Posts: 89 Member
    Give the next crazy hitchhiker with what looks like a weapon in his backpack a ride home and If needed a place to live permanently in your home
  • conangt87
    conangt87 Posts: 180 Member
    go ahead and hook up with the hitch hiker while your at it
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Crazy glue makes a terrific facial mask.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Drinking to excess builds endurance and stamina
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    edited January 2015
    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    On a 1st date, tell him all the stories about your cat. He will find them SOOOO interesting.

    Rethinking my "first date with Max conversation starters" ;)
  • palwithme
    palwithme Posts: 860 Member
    Continuing with the car maintenance topic,

    That red oil can light means your oil is fine. Don't worry.
  • mefitforlife9
    mefitforlife9 Posts: 1,749 Member
    go ahead, eat the yellow snow
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Don't worry about having squirrels in your attic, they keep the birds, mice, and rats outta there mate!
  • tsikkz
    tsikkz Posts: 404 Member
    Everyone in this thread should pursue a career in comedy
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
    If you text with your mates the whole time whilst on ur first date she'll think u r super popular and cool!
  • ljohnson216
    ljohnson216 Posts: 89 Member
    You can use a condom twice if you turn it inside out.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    ljohnson216 wrote: »
    You can use a condom twice if you turn it inside out.

    LOLOL
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    SangreViento wrote: »
    If you text with your mates the whole time whilst on ur first date she'll think u r super popular and cool!

    LOLOL
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    If you use birth control pills every 3rd day they last 4-times as long and you save 7-times the money.... it's a NO-BRAINER
  • NJGamerChick
    NJGamerChick Posts: 467 Member
    It's safe to drive on black ice. In fact, black ice makes driving fun!
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    NJGamerChick wrote: »
    It's safe to drive on black ice. In fact, black ice makes driving fun!

    LOLOL
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    One should add salt to everything, it is the spice of life afterall!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Lift heavy. That fixes EVERYTHING.
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Rolling around naked in the snow opens your pores and stimulates weight loss!
  • owenmhartley
    owenmhartley Posts: 220 Member
    Give everyone advice in the gym, we all love it honest
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Don't wear seatbelts, they only slow you down when you are trying to get out of your automobile
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    It's really ok to take a shortcut by going the wrong way on a one way street with your bike.
  • Whittedo
    Whittedo Posts: 352 Member
    When riding your bike, play chicken with pedestrians on the sidewalk, it helps them improve their reflexes.
  • tat2cookie
    tat2cookie Posts: 1,899 Member
    When meeting a girl and exchanging numbers make sure you send her a dick pict right away. It lets us know just how interested you are. We love them.
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