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  • vypressme
    vypressme Posts: 228 Member
    edited March 2015
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    vypressme wrote: »
    If your peanut butter separates, just add some laundry detergent to it. It will act as an emulsifier and turn your pb into a smooth yummy paste. The one with little colored bits is even better - tastes like sprinkles.

    First of all, what the heck? Everyone knows Drano is supposed to be used with peanut butter if it begins to separate. Secondly, holy abs!

    Thanks, I guess :)

    The secret is to blow air into your belly button, twice a day.
  • La_Malfaisante_
    La_Malfaisante_ Posts: 1,064 Member
    Butt plugs can help you stop snoring
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    La_Malfaisante_ wrote: »
    Butt plugs can help you stop snoring

    The vibrating kept me up all night, so yeah...I sure didn't snore.

  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Condoms don't work
  • vypressme
    vypressme Posts: 228 Member
    Bill8855 wrote: »
    Condoms don't work

    That's because you're not using them where you should.




    (We all put them on the bars at the gym for a better grip)

    Bwahahah
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Drugs make you smart and attractive
  • vypressme
    vypressme Posts: 228 Member
    If you want to get the girl, answer everything with "that's what she said"
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Always respond to people with Google searches.
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    When asking a woman out always look directly at her breasts. They really enjoy this.
  • vypressme
    vypressme Posts: 228 Member
    Your coworker's computer shows nude photos with much better clarity.
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
    7 minutes. That's all she truly needs in bed.
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    Only cook bacon naked
  • tat2cookie
    tat2cookie Posts: 1,899 Member
    Don't cover your head or face when you sneeze or cough. Just make sure you do them super loud, it will scare the germs away.
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Seat Belts are overrated
  • softblondechick
    softblondechick Posts: 1,275 Member
    On a job interview, when they ask if you ever had problems with co workers, tell them in detail about the crazy psycho boss you had...and definitely discuss your kids, your sick Mother, your current divorce, and the fact that your car breaks down frequently. A good ice breaker is to make a joke about going postal, or start singing your favorite fraternity bus song.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    A good ratio for forum responses is:

    60% hitting on people
    20% Sexual innuendo to hit on other people
    10% Passive aggressive talk to hit on other people
    5% Promote personal agenda
    5% Present something relevant.

    Sorry, should include a percentage in there for cat gifs.
  • ROFLwaffle82
    ROFLwaffle82 Posts: 205 Member
    Lifting weights is a great cure for diarrhea.
  • 77natalie77
    77natalie77 Posts: 18 Member

    ROFLwaffle82 wrote: »
    Lifting weights is a great cure for diarrhea.

    Similarly, jumping on the trampoline really helps when you're on your period.

  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    edited April 2015
    Walking is a great substitute for lifting weights.
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    An ice pack on the crotch helps a great deal with headaches, as it restricts the major vessels and keeps the blood from throbbing in your head.

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