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  • ROFLwaffle82
    ROFLwaffle82 Posts: 205 Member
    Lifting weights is a great cure for diarrhea.
  • 77natalie77
    77natalie77 Posts: 18 Member

    ROFLwaffle82 wrote: »
    Lifting weights is a great cure for diarrhea.

    Similarly, jumping on the trampoline really helps when you're on your period.

  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    edited April 2015
    Walking is a great substitute for lifting weights.
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    An ice pack on the crotch helps a great deal with headaches, as it restricts the major vessels and keeps the blood from throbbing in your head.
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
    Dining and dashing at the same time same day each week
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    iamlynn74 wrote: »
    Dining and dashing at the same time same day each week

    And at the same restaurant, because then you already have worked out how many calories you are going to consume and how many you burn by running out on the check!
  • cowbellsandcoffee
    cowbellsandcoffee Posts: 2,975 Member
    The brown acid is the safest.
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    When people say they get high or trip from dropping acid, they mean hydrochloric acid. Go ahead and drop some on your tongue, so you can be cool like your peers.
  • softblondechick
    softblondechick Posts: 1,275 Member
    A good diet consists of Coke, pizza, and ice cream. You can eat anything and lose weight. CICO. Don't bother to measure. People can eat anything and lose weight. Eat a pepperoni stick for a snack.
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Brushing your teeth is a terrible idea
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    Mt. Dew makes a great mouthwash.
  • adritrue
    adritrue Posts: 9 Member
    No, this is a casual environment office. Jeans and tshirts are totally appropriate for everyday.
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    You should definitely send your drunken selfie to your boss.
  • jessjess6791
    jessjess6791 Posts: 90 Member
    duckykissy wrote: »
    You're young, you don't need to worry about your health.

    Good god I hear that so much. When do you stop being young and have to start worrying about health? Why not worry about it now and have less problems later? I know this is common sense now, but damn I'd be rich as hell is I had a nickel....
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    Worrying is a great way to relieve stress.
  • tat2cookie
    tat2cookie Posts: 1,899 Member
    Make sure you are good and drunk before you make that phone call to the person you like.
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    Or better yet, make sure you are good and drunk before you text your ex.
  • vypressme
    vypressme Posts: 228 Member
    Small recap:

    Make sure you are good and drunk before a job interview, hide the breath with some good old MD mouthwash, step on the cat on your way out, for good luck.

    If you've used acid on your tongue and it stings now, just dip it into your potential employer's water glass. This is sign language for "team player". Remember to wear dirty jeans and a baggy shirt, so they can see you have an active lifestyle.
    In case your manager is a female, you're in luck - bringing a small trampoline with you to the job interview and offering to jump with her, will show you are being considerate to the opposite sex. If she doesn't want to use it, you can safely assume she is transgender, and offer an ice pack instead.

    Also, if someone isn't paying attention while you talk during the interview, it's common courtesy to offer a butt plug so they can quietly fall asleep.

    You guys are the best. I'm sure I will be nailin' it...
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Capt_Apollo wrote: »
    ZooksBrah wrote: »
    A spoon full of cinnamon is good for a sore throat.



    it's really good to boost the metabolism
    Not to mention, a healthy diabetes management trick.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Yeahhhhh... Don't worry about those calories they put on food packaging because they usually quadruple the amount so you will keep your weight down.
  • moesis
    moesis Posts: 874 Member
    mustang289 wrote: »
    Car maintenance...have the tire shop change over your tires to winter air in the fall. Winter air is denser than summer air and will give you better traction in the snow.

    Don't forget to change the blinker fluid too
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    moesis wrote: »
    mustang289 wrote: »
    Car maintenance...have the tire shop change over your tires to winter air in the fall. Winter air is denser than summer air and will give you better traction in the snow.

    Don't forget to change the blinker fluid too

    LOLOL
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    palwithme wrote: »
    The CEO loves to hear from regular employees. Go ahead and send him/her an email and tell them how you REALLY feel about your job.

    Oh, that's just mean. :p Lol!

    Never let your child cry. Coddling them cultures cement-strong devotion and attachment to you that will last their whole lives. Women looove men with mommy issues, anyway!
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Guys love when you use your teeth, seriously I read it in Cosmo
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    Guys love when you use your teeth, seriously I read it in Cosmo

    I love it! It's true for some.
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    Always eat the yellow snow. There’s a .005% chance that it’s actually lemonade
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    Send them to find the I-D-10-T forms.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Women loveeee fast finishers because they are actually too busy to be bother fo foreplay... They just do that for the men's sake.
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    @SojournerThirteen ouch, this pains me and I am biologically penis free :s

    Don't bother cleaning up the blood splatters and hair samples you created in the murder scene it helps confuse the detectives.
  • HumboldtFred
    HumboldtFred Posts: 159 Member
    One cannot be disciplined for insubordination if one uses the phrase, "With all due respect......"
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