Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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azulvioleta6 wrote: »azulvioleta6 wrote: »I had a bunch of organic dried figs this morning. I did not log them, but I probably will later.
This is the extent of my crazy food cheating.
I confess I thought this was some sort of rude pun. Are you being clever or have I admitted my own terrible inner workings?
Pun? I'm not seeing the joke. Explain it please!
I love figs and dates, but they are really not something I should be eating. My body just cannot handle the carbs. Eating a cup of figs is about as close as I ever get to a binge.
It was something to do with consuming high fibre products and a delayed log. Ah I amuse myself if nothing else. I confess I still find toilet humour (even unintentional) funny.
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I will make several of you seethe with rage when I confess I can happily eat a teaspoon of peanut butter and stop. I like the stuff quite a lot, but it's not something I find difficult to regulate. I've accidentally allowed half a jar of peanut butter to go beyond its use-by date. Blasphemy!
If it makes you feel better, I can eat half my body weight in chocolate if left unattended. I have to buy chocolate in individual portions because if I open a 120g bar, you'd better believe it's going to disappear in one sitting. And if there's no chocolate in the house, I am a member of the raw hot chocolate powder appreciation society, as are many others here. I don't feel so alone!0 -
dougpconnell219 wrote: »My confession... My current favorite workout song is by... Selena effing gomez.
Oh the Shame. I am a 35 year old man for the love of God!
After this guy went viral, I don't think anyone has to worry about being more embarrassed for what they listen to...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw
Bahaha! Another reason I wouldn't want to be a cop. I sing in the car all the time, no way do I want a cam pointed at me!0 -
I will make several of you seethe with rage when I confess I can happily eat a teaspoon of peanut butter and stop. I like the stuff quite a lot, but it's not something I find difficult to regulate. I've accidentally allowed half a jar of peanut butter to go beyond its use-by date. Blasphemy!
If it makes you feel better, I can eat half my body weight in chocolate if left unattended. I have to buy chocolate in individual portions because if I open a 120g bar, you'd better believe it's going to disappear in one sitting. And if there's no chocolate in the house, I am a member of the raw hot chocolate powder appreciation society, as are many others here. I don't feel so alone!
Heh. With the peanut butter... Same here! I'm perfectly able to regulate it and stop within my planned amount. You might hate me when I say I'm the same with chocolate! 
My main issue is that keeping a dessert or other item that I REALLY love inside my house wears down at me.. Then I'll keep eating it (within my goal) until it's all gone, even if it doesn't fit my macros Otherwise, I'm pretty good with moderation and treats in the house... Until I hit a food monster day. Then no food is going to live through the day. X_X 0 -
Nealy once a week and go to McDonalds after work and still have a normal dinner later with my partner so he doesn't guess I ate before. I'm very ashamed of doing it but I feel sometimes I'm driving there without wanting to go there.0
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hdrenollet wrote: »I sometimes sit at my desk and shake my Blender Bottle for 20 minutes just to annoy my co-workers.
HA! I do this too.0 -
christinaleemurphy wrote: »I told myself at the start of the New Year I would cut back Starbucks...Still trying to work on that!
I'm still working on that too.0 -
dougpconnell219 wrote: »My confession... My current favorite workout song is by... Selena effing gomez.
Oh the Shame. I am a 35 year old man for the love of God!
After this guy went viral, I don't think anyone has to worry about being more embarrassed for what they listen to...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw
Bahaha! Another reason I wouldn't want to be a cop. I sing in the car all the time, no way do I want a cam pointed at me!
This was set up. He did it intentionally, after the Ferguson issue, trying to show a lighter side of police officers.
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KGRebelRanch wrote: »And if my FREAKING MOTHER IN LAW doesn't learn to CALL before she just shows up, I swear im going to act like I don't know who she is and im calling the cops on some crazy lady who insists she knows me and wont leave my yard. -_-
This made me laugh out loud. Blessedly, my MIL lives 8 hours away.....
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VintageMisery514 wrote: »If I'm not at 10,000 steps by bedtime, I'll stay awake and dance like a lunatic around my bed until I'm done. Then I collapse.
I run downstairs and walk around the kitchen island until I hit my 15000 steps goal. My husband thinks I am crazy but he's the guy that bought me the damn Fitbit to start with.
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When I say I am a heavy person, people assume I mean fat. Don't get me wrong I know I carry too much body fat, but I really mean heavy. I have large dense bones and tend to gain muscle easily.0
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Two of my friends, God bless them, think I am a 4-6.
And I never correct them.0 -
I will make several of you seethe with rage when I confess I can happily eat a teaspoon of peanut butter and stop. I like the stuff quite a lot, but it's not something I find difficult to regulate. I've accidentally allowed half a jar of peanut butter to go beyond its use-by date. Blasphemy!
If it makes you feel better, I can eat half my body weight in chocolate if left unattended. I have to buy chocolate in individual portions because if I open a 120g bar, you'd better believe it's going to disappear in one sitting. And if there's no chocolate in the house, I am a member of the raw hot chocolate powder appreciation society, as are many others here. I don't feel so alone!
I'm always surprised when I read someone talk about how small a tablespoon of peanut butter is. My primary way to eat it is on celery, and usually, even after I scrape the leftovers off the knife onto the edge of the plate, the scale puts me under 32g (2T). Depending how skinny the celery is, it barely hits 16g. It always seems like way too much. I must not have the pb addiction gene.
Chocolate, otoh. I have to use unsweetened cocoa powder, so the spoonful of cocoa doesn't work for me. However, throw it in some heavy cream with a little sweetener and hit it with a stick blender, it's a good thing I have to ration out that cream to have some left for coffee every day.0 -
azulvioleta6 wrote: »azulvioleta6 wrote: »I had a bunch of organic dried figs this morning. I did not log them, but I probably will later.
This is the extent of my crazy food cheating.
I confess I thought this was some sort of rude pun. Are you being clever or have I admitted my own terrible inner workings?
Pun? I'm not seeing the joke. Explain it please!
I love figs and dates, but they are really not something I should be eating. My body just cannot handle the carbs. Eating a cup of figs is about as close as I ever get to a binge.
It was something to do with consuming high fibre products and a delayed log. Ah I amuse myself if nothing else. I confess I still find toilet humour (even unintentional) funny.
Ah, OK, I see it now.
Yeah, not at all what I meant! Ha ha!0 -
Hearts_2015 wrote: »ljohnson216 wrote: »I confess that I must look like a total kook at the gym. Lip syncing, tapping the equipment like a drum, occassionally smiling or laughing out loud
And you know what? I don't give a bleep.
I do the same thing, you're not alone, and I also dgaf
I love when I see ppl like this at my gym Truly!
It makes me HAPPY, makes me want to kick butt at my workout and give it even more! So keep "lookin like a total kook at the gym. Lip syncing, tapping the equipment like a drum, occasionally smiling or laughing out loud" because you have no clue how many ppl's day you're making!
Confession: I'm that person at the gym! When I'm on the treadmill and a good song comes on I'm playing the air drums. Or if there's a lull in the music and the beat picks up I like...hop while I'm running. I'm sure it looks hilarious and if I saw someone doing the same thing I'd point it out to my sister and we'd laugh. I'd rather have someone next to me occasionally rocking out than smelling like a whole pack of cigarettes or so much perfume you're concerned they're flammable.0 -
This morning, I decided to do Pilates instead of walk because I was too lazy to go downstairs for my tennies! at least I still worked out!! 0
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I still sneak a smoke once in a awhile. UGGGG I know
I sneak a smoke every now and again. I don't see any problem with it. I used to be a half-pack a day smoker and so long as we don't defer back to our old habits, having one every few months (i mean 5-6, if that) isn't at all bad. I have been better lately and not even having one that frequently. Planning on keeping the trend going and being completely rid of them.0 -
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tincanonastring wrote: »Scorpiotwin wrote: »Boobietrap1337 wrote: »I don't wear panties when I go to the gym. I can't. It feels way too constrictive!!
Confession: The word "panties" makes me cringe, unless it's referring to a little girl's underwear.
Panties! Panties! Panties! Sorry, couldn't resist.
My cousin has the same issue and I can't help but torture her. She's also averse to the word "moist." I drive her particularly crazy when I talk about moist panties.
Lol, while the word "moist" doesn't bother me too much on its own, having it next to "panties" is a bit much...0 -
I never fully log my alcohol consumption when I go on nights out. I log '4 vodka and cokes' ...as though I don't drink way more than that at predrinks alone
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I ate all but 2 slices of a Large Papa Johns pizza......0
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I drank 3 little bottles of chardonnay yesterday after logging my diary then I ate a Hershey Pie Slice right after that... THE SHAME! Oh and I haven't logged it.0
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airforcebrat1988 wrote: »I still sneak a smoke once in a awhile. UGGGG I know
I sneak a smoke every now and again. I don't see any problem with it. I used to be a half-pack a day smoker and so long as we don't defer back to our old habits, having one every few months (i mean 5-6, if that) isn't at all bad. I have been better lately and not even having one that frequently. Planning on keeping the trend going and being completely rid of them.
If I have even one cigarette, I'm absolutely sure I'd be back up to a pack-and-a-half a day within a month. I had my last cigarette on July 31st, 2012 and it's only been in the last month or so that I've resigned myself to the fact that I will never, ever, ever be able to smoke one again.0 -
Good for you!!tincanonastring wrote: »airforcebrat1988 wrote: »I still sneak a smoke once in a awhile. UGGGG I know
I sneak a smoke every now and again. I don't see any problem with it. I used to be a half-pack a day smoker and so long as we don't defer back to our old habits, having one every few months (i mean 5-6, if that) isn't at all bad. I have been better lately and not even having one that frequently. Planning on keeping the trend going and being completely rid of them.
If I have even one cigarette, I'm absolutely sure I'd be back up to a pack-and-a-half a day within a month. I had my last cigarette on July 31st, 2012 and it's only been in the last month or so that I've resigned myself to the fact that I will never, ever, ever be able to smoke one again.
I think that's why, in some ways, quitting smoking is 'easier' than losing weight - because you can be absolute about it "I will never, ever...." whereas with food, you will always have to eat. It's such a slippery slope.
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Sometimes, when I'm really craving some thing sweet I try persuade my boyfriend "wanting" it too so I'm not the only one doing something naughty. I can't snack by myself, the guilt is just so high. I should feel more guilty because I'm making him eat stuff he doesn't need.0
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quiksylver296 wrote: »dougpconnell219 wrote: »My confession... My current favorite workout song is by... Selena effing gomez.
Oh the Shame. I am a 35 year old man for the love of God!
After this guy went viral, I don't think anyone has to worry about being more embarrassed for what they listen to...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw
Bahaha! Another reason I wouldn't want to be a cop. I sing in the car all the time, no way do I want a cam pointed at me!
This was set up. He did it intentionally, after the Ferguson issue, trying to show a lighter side of police officers.
Yep. It wasn't sneaky, though. Flat out said it was public relations. I still feel sorry for the guy (or anyone who really does this in their patrol car) and wouldn't want a cam on me while I drive around.
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I was on the treadmill at the gym, running at my 10 minute mile pace, and a girl steps on the treadmill next to me and starts jogging, I'm minding my business listening to the Star Wars Audiobook "Tarkin" on my iPod (disappointing read/listen if you're a Star Wars elitest) when all of the sudden this girl turns side ways towards me on her treadmill and does this funky sideways trot run thing, totally bugged me out. Don't be that sideways trotter at the gym.0
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I quit in June of 1986 and I still believe that I am one away from a pack a day. I haven't had that one in almost 29 years.
Good for you!!tincanonastring wrote: »airforcebrat1988 wrote: »I still sneak a smoke once in a awhile. UGGGG I know
I sneak a smoke every now and again. I don't see any problem with it. I used to be a half-pack a day smoker and so long as we don't defer back to our old habits, having one every few months (i mean 5-6, if that) isn't at all bad. I have been better lately and not even having one that frequently. Planning on keeping the trend going and being completely rid of them.
If I have even one cigarette, I'm absolutely sure I'd be back up to a pack-and-a-half a day within a month. I had my last cigarette on July 31st, 2012 and it's only been in the last month or so that I've resigned myself to the fact that I will never, ever, ever be able to smoke one again.
I think that's why, in some ways, quitting smoking is 'easier' than losing weight - because you can be absolute about it "I will never, ever...." whereas with food, you will always have to eat. It's such a slippery slope.
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Ok this is kind of cheap and silly, but I've lost enough weight so far that my boobs are disappearing. I don't want to buy new bras just yet so I'm thinking about stuffing them lol.0
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Good for you!!tincanonastring wrote: »airforcebrat1988 wrote: »I still sneak a smoke once in a awhile. UGGGG I know
I sneak a smoke every now and again. I don't see any problem with it. I used to be a half-pack a day smoker and so long as we don't defer back to our old habits, having one every few months (i mean 5-6, if that) isn't at all bad. I have been better lately and not even having one that frequently. Planning on keeping the trend going and being completely rid of them.
If I have even one cigarette, I'm absolutely sure I'd be back up to a pack-and-a-half a day within a month. I had my last cigarette on July 31st, 2012 and it's only been in the last month or so that I've resigned myself to the fact that I will never, ever, ever be able to smoke one again.
I think that's why, in some ways, quitting smoking is 'easier' than losing weight - because you can be absolute about it "I will never, ever...." whereas with food, you will always have to eat. It's such a slippery slope.
Extra good for you! My husband was a smoker until I got pregnant with our first child. He quit as soon as he found out. He said he didn't want to set that kind of example for his kids. To this day (4.5 years later) he hasn't smoked. I was/am so proud of him.0
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