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    Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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    • Posts: 276 Member
      shadykatiekate wrote: »
      I just spent 2 hours on mfp when I should have been studying for a test- whoops!

      LOL same !!! I have exam on Accounting and I have to learn 450 pages but I am too lazy.Maybe tomorrow.
    • Posts: 15,573 Member
      Katerina9408 wrote: »
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      It is not good for your hair to wash it everyday.

      ? You don't have to wash your hair every time you take a shower.
    • Posts: 306 Member
      I went 757 calories over my goal yesterday. And it was mostly wine. Oh well ;)
    • Posts: 736 Member
      I'm lazy and eat too much crap... I get to the gym as often as I can, but i still come up with stupid excuses :(
    • Posts: 2,254 Member
      Hearts_2015 wrote: »
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      OMG!! I'm laughing for both of us... sorta! I've been wondering if someone is letting air out of my tires in the last couple months! At first I thought it was a slow leak, then as time went on and it was during a snow storm..it was completely flat. Maybe a coincidence, maybe not.

      You made me laugh though and I need that right now as I deal with the stupid tire. ;)

      Ha. We're in the same predicament. I have a slow leak, and it's going to keep slow leaking until I buy new tires.
    • Posts: 1,184 Member
      edited February 2015
      - I used a cut-up garbage bag as a shower curtain for two years. It works.
      - I've worn the same pair of jeans for 1.5 years now and not sure I ever washed them.
      I could give a rats ***** about my macros
      Same. As long as I get 80+ grams of protein, I couldn't care less.
    • Posts: 4,374 Member
      I haven't been careful with what I eat beyond making sure I get sufficient calcium, eating veggies and fruits for micros, and meats since getting multiple fractures a couple of weeks ago. I ate an entire box of disgusting chocolates last week in addition to my three hospital meals and fruit my sister bought.

      I'm prepared to count again once I get home (currently staying at a rehab), though I will be eating slightly above sedentary maintaince.

    • Posts: 1,121 Member
      _Southern_Comfort_ wrote: »
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      Dude, sorry, but I am going to have to judge you on this one. You are an a$shole. I really can't think of anything else to say.

      My confession? "Sometimes I just have to judge people, even when I am not supposed to."

      Sorry you can't control yourself around chocolate donuts.

    • Posts: 49
      I gave my sisters daughter straight up sugar and made my sister stay up all night with her because she wouldn't share her ice cream ... :'(
    • Posts: 1,913 Member
      LeanButNotMean wrote:
      When people ask me or my brother what our favorite dessert is and we say "brownie batter", they always look at us quizzically and say "...brownies, you mean?" No. Delicious, raw-eggy brownie batter.

      While I sympathize with the weekly trap you've found yourself in, I'm glad to have found another Batter Enthusiast.

      (Are you making it from scratch, or using box mix? I can't keep any sort of quick desert options in the house. If I want something sweet, I have to make it, so it happens less often. Not that brownie batter is hard to whip up....)

      Have you even frozen brownie batter? OMG......AMAZING. it never fully solidifies, and is like batter soft serve. Heaven!
    • Posts: 266 Member
      edited February 2015
      SandyCoils wrote: »
      I am totally enjoying reading these! It's so funny to see the things we do and to know that I am not alone. I haven't done anything recently, but.....I buy the Betty Crocker or Duncan Hines cream cheese frosting in the plastic jar......and eat it......by the spoonfuls. If that stuff is in my house its in danger of being eaten by me before it ever makes it onto cakes or cookies. One time, I even hid the jar in my room so no one would know I was eating it, then I wrapped the jar in several bags threw the jar away outside. This thread made me crave it for a minute. >:)

      Decadent!!! My husband is always sabotaging me with sweets. Just yesterday ... can you say homemade freaking banana pudding! So far only two bites (I did log them at 0.10 serving ... though that's just a guess on my part). Gonna have to go extra hard in Zumba tonight ... don't know if I can stop at 2 bites tonight.
    • Posts: 580 Member
      edited February 2015
      I know we're not 'supposed' to, but I totally use food as a reward for staying in my goals. When I hit 21 days consecutive logging under my calorie goal, I'm getting nachos :D
    • Posts: 306 Member
      SandyCoils wrote: »
      I am totally enjoying reading these! It's so funny to see the things we do and to know that I am not alone. I haven't done anything recently, but.....I buy the Betty Crocker or Duncan Hines cream cheese frosting in the plastic jar......and eat it......by the spoonfuls. If that stuff is in my house its in danger of being eaten by me before it ever makes it onto cakes or cookies. One time, I even hid the jar in my room so no one would know I was eating it, then I wrapped the jar in several bags threw the jar away outside. This thread made me crave it for a minute. >:)

      OMG, I'm a secret frosting eater too! Cream cheese frosting is the best. My college roommate used to call me disgusting because I would buy it just to eat the whole thing with a spoon! This, however, was before I gained weight from eating badly.

      Now I just don't buy it because I have no self control :(
    • Posts: 922 Member
      bumping because there's no way I can read through 16 pages while at work. This is awesome. Also I might as well confess.... I have actually raised my goal calories in a day just so the red numbers will disappear.
    • Posts: 24,208 Member
      jdhcm2006 wrote: »
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      Ha. We're in the same predicament. I have a slow leak, and it's going to keep slow leaking until I buy new tires.

      Lots of drivers cut-off cyclists...
    • Posts: 18,746 Member
      When I go running on my lunch break for work, I pretend to my workmates I have had a shower after but I don't, because I cannot for the life of me be ok with being naked at work, even in a proper locker room. I just towel off as well as I can and spray on some fresh deoderant.
    • Posts: 12,033 Member
      EvgeniZyntx wrote: »
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      Lots of drivers cut-off cyclists...
      hate when I see that! :s
    • Posts: 367 Member
      I just dropped a bunch of my salad into the crack of the couch and pulled it out, cat hair and all, and ate it. I had logged it already, so...
    • Posts: 846 Member
      SandyBVTN wrote: »
      I just dropped a bunch of my salad into the crack of the couch and pulled it out, cat hair and all, and ate it. I had logged it already, so...

      But did you log the cat hair, too?
    • Posts: 18,746 Member
      SandyBVTN wrote: »
      I just dropped a bunch of my salad into the crack of the couch and pulled it out, cat hair and all, and ate it. I had logged it already, so...

      I swear, 90% of the food I eat is covered in cat hair.
    • Posts: 5,926 Member
      I can't believe I just read all 16 pages of this thread!

      I eat peanut butter almost every day and I never weigh it (I don't own a scale!) It could be 1 tablespoon, could be 4!
    • Posts: 15,573 Member
      Ceci_O_K wrote: »
      I can't believe I just read all 16 pages of this thread!

      I eat peanut butter almost every day and I never weigh it (I don't own a scale!) It could be 1 tablespoon, could be 4!

      Good for you. Seeing what two table spoons looks like is depressing ha.
    • Posts: 276 Member
      Jolinia wrote: »
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      But did you log the cat hair, too?

      :D OMG .... :D I just can't
    • Posts: 367 Member
      Katerina9408 wrote: »
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      :D OMG .... :D I just can't

      Can you imagine? A MFP listing for random couch dirt and pet hair.
    • Posts: 90 Member
      EvgeniZyntx wrote: »
      Oh, and while I'm at it. I guess this is a confession for myself and my mother. She told us the story of when she went caving in Mexico - and they bought bread for the group, she licked her "bolillo" to make sure others wouldn't eat it.

      I do this in front of my girls so they won't touch my chocolate. It works.

      And then I eat their gummy bears while they sleep.

      Life is not fair, honey.

      I heard Cab Calloway did this to his ribs when he played Kansas City to keep his band members from chowing down.
    • Posts: 86 Member
      mkakids wrote: »
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      Have you even frozen brownie batter? OMG......AMAZING. it never fully solidifies, and is like batter soft serve. Heaven!

      Um... NO NEVER IN MY LIFE. That sounds fabulous! I... I might have to have brownie batter for dinner now.
    • Posts: 1,289 Member
      I have just read this thread at work on the clock and laughed out loud a few times, that was a great couple of hours wasted today! (btw, my boss can see my computer screen from his chair if he wants to - oh well)
      I have to confess that while reading this I decided I was going to go get the fried apple pie in the vending machine and eat it then confess on here to make it ok, and can you believe someone else bought the last one before I got there?? damnitalltohell!

    • Posts: 24,208 Member
      sssgilber wrote: »
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      I heard Cab Calloway did this to his ribs when he played Kansas City to keep his band members from chowing down.

      He learnt it from my mother.
    • Posts: 2,254 Member
      EvgeniZyntx wrote: »
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      Lots of drivers cut-off cyclists...

      I'm laughing at the fact that you let out his air for 2 months and keyed his car. Classic.
    • Posts: 135 Member
      22me wrote: »
      I've lied in bed researching diet plans and exercise routines umpteen times but have never worked out for more than three days when I eventually start.

      "Is it 10 grams of protein more, or is it 10 grams of protein less? Who cares, just get started" :)

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