Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    edited May 2017
    Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.

    ***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.

    I had to bleach mine after Monday. They had a close encounter with my coffee. Congratulations on fitting in them.

    How did they not turn yellow after bleaching?
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    spamarie wrote: »
    Only 12 week scan so they can't tell gender that early, but we probably won't find out anyway. I enjoy a surprise and all our newborn stash is unisex anyway.

    I would want to be surprised too.
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.

    ***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.

    I laughed at this
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    I nearly killed myself by accident yesterday. I ate something with soybean oil in it and I have hives all over. There was a moment yesterday before the benadryl kicked in that I though I would have to use the Epipen. That's never happened with soybean oil before, but it has happened with soy protein. I am going to have to totally eliminate soy from my diet going forward.

    Glad you are ok, Mel!
  • JessicaMcB
    JessicaMcB Posts: 1,503 Member
    Oberon21 wrote: »
    MissKalhan wrote: »
    We move this weekend and they are calling for all the rain and potential flooding. This is going to be funnnn. Not.

    Yeah. This is my trail race prediction.

    You'll do great, keep the faith! My marathon next weekend calls for pouring rain- you've gotta fight for your right to party ;)
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.

    ***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.

    Hey! I'm wearing mine, too. Let me in on this! :p

    I got freaking blueberry juice on mine... :/
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    JessicaMcB wrote: »
    Confession: I like to pretend that if I make the Nuggets from scratch that the fact I serve them frozen curly fries is negated :D lol

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    Look delicious and well balanced to me! We do nuggets from scratch, too. One of my son's favorites!
  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
    spamarie wrote: »
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    I'm bald!

    You look like you could be Mo's sister!

    Love the new hairdo.
  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
    Lois_1989 wrote: »
    Lois_1989 wrote: »
    Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.

    ***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.

    ... how do you know he is 8lb 6oz? I'm quite confused by this.

    But congrats on still fitting into your white pants! And also for owning white pants. I wouldn't have the guts.

    LOL, have you ever seen Talladega Nights with Will Ferrell? Funniest dinner scene ever!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0-u85aAYg

    No, because I would rather stab myself in the eye with a fork than watch anything with Will Ferrell in.

    Sorry :#

    But, but, but....ELF!!!

    (Actually, other than Elf, I agree with you. Not a Will Ferrell fan.)

    I admit I loved A Night At The Roxbury!

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  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
    I'm contemplating my next tattoo. I think I'm going to get something like this on my upper back after my deadlifting comp in August.

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    That's gorgeous!
  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
    Update for those interested: I am still taking benadryl for the hives and ended up leaving work early. I have a headache that comes and goes - the closer I get to time for more Benadryl the more it hurts. I feel like I have run a 10k I am so tired. I know that all of this is fairly common for me in allergy exposure and my only choice is to wait it out.

    I have discovered that there may be soy oil in Old El Past Taco seasoning so I am having a hamburger instead of tacos for dinner.



    Hoping you're feeling back to normal today!
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
    Oberon21 wrote: »
    Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.

    ***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.

    I had to bleach mine after Monday. They had a close encounter with my coffee. Congratulations on fitting in them.

    How did they not turn yellow after bleaching?

    Bleach, then borax. Old Southern trick. :)
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
    Update for those interested: I am still taking benadryl for the hives and ended up leaving work early. I have a headache that comes and goes - the closer I get to time for more Benadryl the more it hurts. I feel like I have run a 10k I am so tired. I know that all of this is fairly common for me in allergy exposure and my only choice is to wait it out.

    I have discovered that there may be soy oil in Old El Past Taco seasoning so I am having a hamburger instead of tacos for dinner.



    Hoping you're feeling back to normal today!

    Mostly back to normal. My head still hurts, but I am on the mend.
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
    Today my family took me to see Guardians of the Galaxy, to lunch and bowling. I used to be a decent bowler but I haven't bowled in years. It was a disaster score wise, but it was fun.

    I confess I was nervous about eating in a restaurant. I've been eating as much raw food as possible. Like chef salad... No dressing. Breakfast was GF/soy free granola, strawberries and cottage cheese.
  • spamarie
    spamarie Posts: 2,825 Member
    spamarie wrote: »
    Eek @MelissaPhippsFeagins I'm glad you're ok! The only thing I'm randomly allergic to is bacon flavored pringles. My mouth swelled up, I looked like a trout for two days. Luckily that's pretty easy to avoid.

    That's weirdly random. You're good with other flavors? I wonder what specific additive or flavor it is.

    I'm fine with ready salted, I haven't tried any others. Partly because I'm​fussy, partly because I don't want another reaction. I can eat cheese dorritos, they just make me feel sick because I have no off switch!
  • spamarie
    spamarie Posts: 2,825 Member
    edited May 2017
    spamarie wrote: »
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    I'm bald!

    You look like you could be Mo's sister!

    Love the new hairdo.

    Haha I don't anymore. Since washing it and letting it air dry, it's gone a bit thick and bushy and flicky at the ends. It's still straight, but very 90s-tastic! I need to learn what to do with it. I am not much of a girl and have no hair skills!
  • JessicaMcB
    JessicaMcB Posts: 1,503 Member
    Happy Mother's day (or pet mama day as the case may be ;) ) to all you beautiful ladies! I hope you have a great day with the people who think the world of you <3
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    Oberon21 wrote: »
    Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.

    ***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.

    I had to bleach mine after Monday. They had a close encounter with my coffee. Congratulations on fitting in them.

    How did they not turn yellow after bleaching?

    Bleach, then borax. Old Southern trick. :)

    I'll have to try that.
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    Happy Mother's day all.

    Tho to be honest I wish my FB feed wasn't filled with mom tributes... (bah humbug).
  • JessicaMcB
    JessicaMcB Posts: 1,503 Member
    Oberon21 wrote: »
    Happy Mother's day all.

    Tho to be honest I wish my FB feed wasn't filled with mom tributes... (bah humbug).

    I feel you Oberon, my husband has forgotten (much like my birthday and our wedding anniversary) and my mom is too busy out with my sister to talk to me today. My kids aren't old enough to know what day it is and it feels even more lame to tell them. So I'm trying to remember all the moms in my life today and staying off facebook
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
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  • JessicaMcB
    JessicaMcB Posts: 1,503 Member
    Oberon21 wrote: »
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    It looks beautiful! And a very respectable time for a trail marathon in the rain!
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
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  • spamarie
    spamarie Posts: 2,825 Member
    We do mother's day in march. Despite buying three cards for my mum, mil and nan in law, I suspect if nursery didn't have Andrew 'make' one, I wouldn't get one. I don't really care, but then I'm wondering why am I bothering? Maybe it will be more fun when the kids are older (or maybe worse!).
  • Lois_1989
    Lois_1989 Posts: 6,410 Member
    spamarie wrote: »
    spamarie wrote: »
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    I'm bald!

    You look like you could be Mo's sister!

    Love the new hairdo.

    Haha I don't anymore. Since washing it and letting it air dry, it's gone a bit thick and bushy and flicky at the ends. It's still straight, but very 90s-tastic! I need to learn what to do with it. I am not much of a girl and have no hair skills!

    I don't own many girly skills either. I can do eye make-up and that's it. I can't even really dress myself girly. Do you have hair straighteners?
  • Lois_1989
    Lois_1989 Posts: 6,410 Member
    MissKalhan wrote: »
    We move this weekend and they are calling for all the rain and potential flooding. This is going to be funnnn. Not.

    Oh, I hope it goes ok! I'll be thinking of you.