Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »AngryViking1970 wrote: »Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.
***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.
I had to bleach mine after Monday. They had a close encounter with my coffee. Congratulations on fitting in them.
How did they not turn yellow after bleaching?0 -
AngryViking1970 wrote: »Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.
***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.
I laughed at this1 -
MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »I nearly killed myself by accident yesterday. I ate something with soybean oil in it and I have hives all over. There was a moment yesterday before the benadryl kicked in that I though I would have to use the Epipen. That's never happened with soybean oil before, but it has happened with soy protein. I am going to have to totally eliminate soy from my diet going forward.
Glad you are ok, Mel!0 -
MissKalhan wrote: »We move this weekend and they are calling for all the rain and potential flooding. This is going to be funnnn. Not.
Yeah. This is my trail race prediction.
You'll do great, keep the faith! My marathon next weekend calls for pouring rain- you've gotta fight for your right to party0 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »AngryViking1970 wrote: »Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.
***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.
Hey! I'm wearing mine, too. Let me in on this!
I got freaking blueberry juice on mine...0 -
JessicaMcB wrote: »Confession: I like to pretend that if I make the Nuggets from scratch that the fact I serve them frozen curly fries is negated lol
Look delicious and well balanced to me! We do nuggets from scratch, too. One of my son's favorites!0 -
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quiksylver296 wrote: »AngryViking1970 wrote: »AngryViking1970 wrote: »Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.
***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.
... how do you know he is 8lb 6oz? I'm quite confused by this.
But congrats on still fitting into your white pants! And also for owning white pants. I wouldn't have the guts.
LOL, have you ever seen Talladega Nights with Will Ferrell? Funniest dinner scene ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0-u85aAYg
No, because I would rather stab myself in the eye with a fork than watch anything with Will Ferrell in.
Sorry
But, but, but....ELF!!!
(Actually, other than Elf, I agree with you. Not a Will Ferrell fan.)
I admit I loved A Night At The Roxbury!
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quiksylver296 wrote: »I'm contemplating my next tattoo. I think I'm going to get something like this on my upper back after my deadlifting comp in August.
That's gorgeous!0 -
MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »Update for those interested: I am still taking benadryl for the hives and ended up leaving work early. I have a headache that comes and goes - the closer I get to time for more Benadryl the more it hurts. I feel like I have run a 10k I am so tired. I know that all of this is fairly common for me in allergy exposure and my only choice is to wait it out.
I have discovered that there may be soy oil in Old El Past Taco seasoning so I am having a hamburger instead of tacos for dinner.
Hoping you're feeling back to normal today!0 -
MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »AngryViking1970 wrote: »Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.
***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.
I had to bleach mine after Monday. They had a close encounter with my coffee. Congratulations on fitting in them.
How did they not turn yellow after bleaching?
Bleach, then borax. Old Southern trick.0 -
kellyjellybellyjelly wrote: »MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »Update for those interested: I am still taking benadryl for the hives and ended up leaving work early. I have a headache that comes and goes - the closer I get to time for more Benadryl the more it hurts. I feel like I have run a 10k I am so tired. I know that all of this is fairly common for me in allergy exposure and my only choice is to wait it out.
I have discovered that there may be soy oil in Old El Past Taco seasoning so I am having a hamburger instead of tacos for dinner.
Hoping you're feeling back to normal today!
Mostly back to normal. My head still hurts, but I am on the mend.0 -
Today my family took me to see Guardians of the Galaxy, to lunch and bowling. I used to be a decent bowler but I haven't bowled in years. It was a disaster score wise, but it was fun.
I confess I was nervous about eating in a restaurant. I've been eating as much raw food as possible. Like chef salad... No dressing. Breakfast was GF/soy free granola, strawberries and cottage cheese.2 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »Eek @MelissaPhippsFeagins I'm glad you're ok! The only thing I'm randomly allergic to is bacon flavored pringles. My mouth swelled up, I looked like a trout for two days. Luckily that's pretty easy to avoid.
That's weirdly random. You're good with other flavors? I wonder what specific additive or flavor it is.
I'm fine with ready salted, I haven't tried any others. Partly because I'mfussy, partly because I don't want another reaction. I can eat cheese dorritos, they just make me feel sick because I have no off switch!0 -
kellyjellybellyjelly wrote: »
Haha I don't anymore. Since washing it and letting it air dry, it's gone a bit thick and bushy and flicky at the ends. It's still straight, but very 90s-tastic! I need to learn what to do with it. I am not much of a girl and have no hair skills!0 -
Happy Mother's day (or pet mama day as the case may be ) to all you beautiful ladies! I hope you have a great day with the people who think the world of you4
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MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »AngryViking1970 wrote: »Dear 8 lb, 6 oz. newborn infant Jesus, I am wearing white crop pants today. As you know, I am a slob. So I humbly ask that you help me to not spill anything that may stain on my pants today. Amen.
***also, thank you tiny Jesus for allowing me to still fit into said white pants.
I had to bleach mine after Monday. They had a close encounter with my coffee. Congratulations on fitting in them.
How did they not turn yellow after bleaching?
Bleach, then borax. Old Southern trick.
I'll have to try that.0 -
Happy Mother's day all.
Tho to be honest I wish my FB feed wasn't filled with mom tributes... (bah humbug).0 -
Happy Mother's day all.
Tho to be honest I wish my FB feed wasn't filled with mom tributes... (bah humbug).
I feel you Oberon, my husband has forgotten (much like my birthday and our wedding anniversary) and my mom is too busy out with my sister to talk to me today. My kids aren't old enough to know what day it is and it feels even more lame to tell them. So I'm trying to remember all the moms in my life today and staying off facebook0 -
Pics from the trail race yesterday. It was seriously uphill non-stop in the pouring rain for 5 hours. I've never been so wet!.
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And me and Cobweb and Portia enjoying a well deserved brainless night watching NCIS on Netflix after a hot bath and nap.
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JessicaMcB wrote: »Happy Mother's day all.
Tho to be honest I wish my FB feed wasn't filled with mom tributes... (bah humbug).
I feel you Oberon, my husband has forgotten (much like my birthday and our wedding anniversary) and my mom is too busy out with my sister to talk to me today. My kids aren't old enough to know what day it is and it feels even more lame to tell them. So I'm trying to remember all the moms in my life today and staying off facebook
Oh that is a bummer. I don't have kids and my mom's not on Facebook so it's a bit irrelevant to me. Go kick your husband in the pants and tell him he owes you a new running outfit for your marathon for forgetting mother's day.6 -
JessicaMcB wrote: »
We only made it 14.6 miles. We were so slow they pulled us off the course.
I was grateful. It was pretty brutal. When we signed up my friend neglected to mention it was a 5 out of 5 for difficulty. I have only done one other trail race and it was a half. I do mostly road marathons.
In the end I didn't care, it was a beautiful place to "run" and now I have a goal for next year...to finish!
Plus we got a great shirt.6 -
We do mother's day in march. Despite buying three cards for my mum, mil and nan in law, I suspect if nursery didn't have Andrew 'make' one, I wouldn't get one. I don't really care, but then I'm wondering why am I bothering? Maybe it will be more fun when the kids are older (or maybe worse!).2
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kellyjellybellyjelly wrote: »
Haha I don't anymore. Since washing it and letting it air dry, it's gone a bit thick and bushy and flicky at the ends. It's still straight, but very 90s-tastic! I need to learn what to do with it. I am not much of a girl and have no hair skills!
I don't own many girly skills either. I can do eye make-up and that's it. I can't even really dress myself girly. Do you have hair straighteners?0 -
MissKalhan wrote: »We move this weekend and they are calling for all the rain and potential flooding. This is going to be funnnn. Not.
Oh, I hope it goes ok! I'll be thinking of you.0
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