Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
    edited December 2016
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    I confess that I think the big boss should send us all home at noon. It's snowing like crazy, and zero work is getting done.

    SNOW DAY!! Gather all your colleagues and go make snowmen. Lug them indoors and put them at your desks. I think he'll get the hint. ;)

    We discussed going out and making a snowman!

    Hey, guys, what do you call an old snowman? (I will give the answer at 3:30. Post guesses until then. Upping the page count with a joke is not beyond me.)

    A puddle?

    Oops. Susie beat me to it.
  • Susieq_1994
    Susieq_1994 Posts: 5,361 Member
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    I confess that I think the big boss should send us all home at noon. It's snowing like crazy, and zero work is getting done.

    SNOW DAY!! Gather all your colleagues and go make snowmen. Lug them indoors and put them at your desks. I think he'll get the hint. ;)

    We discussed going out and making a snowman!

    Hey, guys, what do you call an old snowman? (I will give the answer at 3:30. Post guesses until then. Upping the page count with a joke is not beyond me.)

    A puddle?

    I SAID THAT FIRST.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    Oberon21 wrote: »
    I confess that I think the big boss should send us all home at noon. It's snowing like crazy, and zero work is getting done.

    It's 45° here. No snow. I actually did work today but it's 3 now and heading home from the city and I've given up working. :)

    It's been snowing all day here. And supposed to snow through tomorrow. I LOVE IT!!!
  • JessicaMcB
    JessicaMcB Posts: 1,503 Member
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    JessicaMcB wrote: »
    JessicaMcB wrote: »
    Confession: There is a certain poster writing multiple threads lately that I just want to choke out. I will award 100 fully imaginary internet dollars to whomever can guess who it is first.

    I have an idea of who it is, given that I feel the same way, but I'm wondering if there's more than one of them! Won't mention who though, 'cause naming and shaming newbies isn't very nice. There's also a really, really annoying non newbie doing it too, though. Which one do you mean? :p

    Throw out the first letter, and let's see...

    Show me a 'V'? lol

    Nope...

    It is possible I was the only one face palming over that for several weeks because I can be a cow

    I can't think who V would be, either.

    Same here. Was it just one thread? The posters I mentioned keep making thread after thread after thread...

    A week or two ago she had three or four threads up a day all basically coming back to the same thing (how to enhance the crash weight loss). Her timeline has ended now I think so I hope the threads and the lose weight as fast as possible mentality are now in the past. Was making me crazy for a little while though because other posters get lambasted for trying to get lose weight quick advice but people were actually giving her advice on dropping as quick as can be rather than telling her to value her health first. I don't like people hurting themselves for short term 'gains' ykwim?
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    I confess that I think the big boss should send us all home at noon. It's snowing like crazy, and zero work is getting done.

    SNOW DAY!! Gather all your colleagues and go make snowmen. Lug them indoors and put them at your desks. I think he'll get the hint. ;)

    We discussed going out and making a snowman!

    Hey, guys, what do you call an old snowman? (I will give the answer at 3:30. Post guesses until then. Upping the page count with a joke is not beyond me.)

    A puddle?

    I SAID THAT FIRST.

    I edited that in... ;)
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    One hour and 35 minutes until I go home...not that I'm counting.
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
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    I confess that I think the big boss should send us all home at noon. It's snowing like crazy, and zero work is getting done.

    SNOW DAY!! Gather all your colleagues and go make snowmen. Lug them indoors and put them at your desks. I think he'll get the hint. ;)

    We discussed going out and making a snowman!

    Hey, guys, what do you call an old snowman? (I will give the answer at 3:30. Post guesses until then. Upping the page count with a joke is not beyond me.)

    Hmm... I can't imagine the answer to this. A puddle? :D

    I like that answer!
  • JessicaMcB
    JessicaMcB Posts: 1,503 Member
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    JessicaMcB wrote: »
    JessicaMcB wrote: »
    JessicaMcB wrote: »
    Confession: There is a certain poster writing multiple threads lately that I just want to choke out. I will award 100 fully imaginary internet dollars to whomever can guess who it is first.

    I have an idea of who it is, given that I feel the same way, but I'm wondering if there's more than one of them! Won't mention who though, 'cause naming and shaming newbies isn't very nice. There's also a really, really annoying non newbie doing it too, though. Which one do you mean? :p

    Throw out the first letter, and let's see...

    Show me a 'V'? lol

    Nope...

    It is possible I was the only one face palming over that for several weeks because I can be a cow

    I can't think who V would be, either.

    Think crazy crash weight loss on a rigid timeline that a bunch of people were supporting because it was declared to be in the short term.

    Oh, that. I didn't think it was a big deal. Athletes do that all the time to cut weight for competitions and such, she knew it wasn't real weight and all. I didn't particularly care one way or the other about it.

    Like I said I'm a cow sometimes, I just found it really odd that other posters would get the gears for it and suddenly people thought it was okay.
  • Susieq_1994
    Susieq_1994 Posts: 5,361 Member
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    JessicaMcB wrote: »
    JessicaMcB wrote: »
    JessicaMcB wrote: »
    Confession: There is a certain poster writing multiple threads lately that I just want to choke out. I will award 100 fully imaginary internet dollars to whomever can guess who it is first.

    I have an idea of who it is, given that I feel the same way, but I'm wondering if there's more than one of them! Won't mention who though, 'cause naming and shaming newbies isn't very nice. There's also a really, really annoying non newbie doing it too, though. Which one do you mean? :p

    Throw out the first letter, and let's see...

    Show me a 'V'? lol

    Nope...

    It is possible I was the only one face palming over that for several weeks because I can be a cow

    I can't think who V would be, either.

    Same here. Was it just one thread? The posters I mentioned keep making thread after thread after thread...

    A week or two ago she had three or four threads up a day all basically coming back to the same thing (how to enhance the crash weight loss). Her timeline has ended now I think so I hope the threads and the lose weight as fast as possible mentality are now in the past. Was making me crazy for a little while though because other posters get lambasted for trying to get lose weight quick advice but people were actually giving her advice on dropping as quick as can be rather than telling her to value her health first. I don't like people hurting themselves for short term 'gains' ykwim?

    I do know what you mean, but I'll admit that I don't care enough about people (people that I don't know, that is) to actually muster up any actual care. :p
  • MissKalhan
    MissKalhan Posts: 2,282 Member
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    One hour and 35 minutes until I go home...not that I'm counting.

    I have at least 3 hours yet. Siiigh
  • sweetsknit3
    sweetsknit3 Posts: 9 Member
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    I gain 60 pounds every single pregnancy. My third kid is now 6 months old and I'm still up here fifty pounds more than I should be. My husband has a gala he has to attend in two weeks and I have been wearing the same three pairs of pants and four shirts for the past six months thinking that I'm going to get my act together instead of buying stuff that actually fits me, and I would rather have my gorgeous husband hire someone from an escort service than buy a size 16 dress and have people look at us together. I feel like I have some sort of addiction that's very, very obvious and embarrassing and wow, what is wrong with her?
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
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    Oberon21 wrote: »
    I confess that I think the big boss should send us all home at noon. It's snowing like crazy, and zero work is getting done.

    It's 45° here. No snow. I actually did work today but it's 3 now and heading home from the city and I've given up working. :)

    It's been snowing all day here. And supposed to snow through tomorrow. I LOVE IT!!!

    I would too. I WANT snow.
  • Susieq_1994
    Susieq_1994 Posts: 5,361 Member
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    I gain 60 pounds every single pregnancy. My third kid is now 6 months old and I'm still up here fifty pounds more than I should be. My husband has a gala he has to attend in two weeks and I have been wearing the same three pairs of pants and four shirts for the past six months thinking that I'm going to get my act together instead of buying stuff that actually fits me, and I would rather have my gorgeous husband hire someone from an escort service than buy a size 16 dress and have people look at us together. I feel like I have some sort of addiction that's very, very obvious and embarrassing and wow, what is wrong with her?

    Please don't feel that way about yourself! You are more than just your weight. And a size 16 is nothing to feel ashamed of. My mom gained 100 lbs with her last pregnancy, weight gain during pregnancy is 100% normal--and you have a beautiful little baby taking up your time! Be kind to yourself. You got this. <3
  • JessicaMcB
    JessicaMcB Posts: 1,503 Member
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    JessicaMcB wrote: »
    JessicaMcB wrote: »
    JessicaMcB wrote: »
    Confession: There is a certain poster writing multiple threads lately that I just want to choke out. I will award 100 fully imaginary internet dollars to whomever can guess who it is first.

    I have an idea of who it is, given that I feel the same way, but I'm wondering if there's more than one of them! Won't mention who though, 'cause naming and shaming newbies isn't very nice. There's also a really, really annoying non newbie doing it too, though. Which one do you mean? :p

    Throw out the first letter, and let's see...

    Show me a 'V'? lol

    Nope...

    It is possible I was the only one face palming over that for several weeks because I can be a cow

    I can't think who V would be, either.

    Same here. Was it just one thread? The posters I mentioned keep making thread after thread after thread...

    A week or two ago she had three or four threads up a day all basically coming back to the same thing (how to enhance the crash weight loss). Her timeline has ended now I think so I hope the threads and the lose weight as fast as possible mentality are now in the past. Was making me crazy for a little while though because other posters get lambasted for trying to get lose weight quick advice but people were actually giving her advice on dropping as quick as can be rather than telling her to value her health first. I don't like people hurting themselves for short term 'gains' ykwim?

    I do know what you mean, but I'll admit that I don't care enough about people (people that I don't know, that is) to actually muster up any actual care. :p

    I'm Canadian dammit #mandatoryfeelz ;)
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
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    I tried that thread Quik posted about earlier but it disappeared?
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
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    I gain 60 pounds every single pregnancy. My third kid is now 6 months old and I'm still up here fifty pounds more than I should be. My husband has a gala he has to attend in two weeks and I have been wearing the same three pairs of pants and four shirts for the past six months thinking that I'm going to get my act together instead of buying stuff that actually fits me, and I would rather have my gorgeous husband hire someone from an escort service than buy a size 16 dress and have people look at us together. I feel like I have some sort of addiction that's very, very obvious and embarrassing and wow, what is wrong with her?

    Buy the dress, go to the gala, have a good time. Join the hard reset on 1/3/17. We are here to help.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    I gain 60 pounds every single pregnancy. My third kid is now 6 months old and I'm still up here fifty pounds more than I should be. My husband has a gala he has to attend in two weeks and I have been wearing the same three pairs of pants and four shirts for the past six months thinking that I'm going to get my act together instead of buying stuff that actually fits me, and I would rather have my gorgeous husband hire someone from an escort service than buy a size 16 dress and have people look at us together. I feel like I have some sort of addiction that's very, very obvious and embarrassing and wow, what is wrong with her?

    Find yourself a flattering outfit and rock that gala!!!
  • ivygirl1937
    ivygirl1937 Posts: 899 Member
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    MissKalhan wrote: »
    One hour and 35 minutes until I go home...not that I'm counting.

    I have at least 3 hours yet. Siiigh

    I have two and a half, I feel you.

    Although trying to figure out the mystery people entertained me for about half an hour. Figured out the non-newbie (kind of obvious), still haven't figured out the newbie yet.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    Oberon21 wrote: »
    I tried that thread Quik posted about earlier but it disappeared?

    It did? Bummer. It was funny.
  • ivygirl1937
    ivygirl1937 Posts: 899 Member
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    Oberon21 wrote: »
    I tried that thread Quik posted about earlier but it disappeared?

    It did? Bummer. It was funny.

    Yeah I opened it before I left the office for lunch and only got to page two, by the time I came back it was gone. :cry: