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Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • Posts: 388 Member
    What. the hell? Is this real life? LOL That OP is insane.

    Oh my gosh. I can't.
  • Posts: 7,074 Member
    edited April 2015
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  • Posts: 18,948 Member
    I switched my coworker's Pepsi Max with a Coke Zero. He couldn't even tell the difference
  • Posts: 5,760 Member
    Talkradio wrote: »

    Maybe you could try showing him what size serving of ice cream you would like? Or ask him to serve it in a particular sized dish, like a ramekin.

    I agree - this is a good idea. Also, as hard as it is, if you eat the full amount he serves you he is not going to take you seriously. Sorry! I'd just get up right away, put back some of the ice cream and show him by example what serving size you want. He'll catch on eventually if you are consistent. Good luck!
  • Posts: 2,559 Member

    I have no words. I only read page 1. She actually had her 13 year old BIL taste. Nope. Can't.
  • Posts: 5,760 Member

    Love is a relative thing. I love meatballs and comic books. And I would spend forever with them. People, not so much. I love my mom but can't be around her for more than 3-5 days a year, and I live 1000 miles away from her and doesn't seem far enough sometimes.

    That combination made me laugh! But true, so very true about love being relative.
  • Posts: 388 Member

    I have no words. I only read page 1. She actually had her 13 year old BIL taste. Nope. Can't.

    I'm really hoping she was just trolling, but as a mother of an almost 2 year old, I can confirm that there really are moms just as crazy as her out there. I generally avoid mom groups because of the high level of insanity.
  • Posts: 1,745 Member
    Talkradio wrote: »

    Oh my gosh. I can't.

    What is wrong with her?
  • Posts: 9,480 Member
    edited April 2015
    Merci4u wrote: »
    My confession is I waste so much food. I make guilty purchases, take a couple of bites and then in a fit chuck it in the bin (and it has to be an outside bin). I cannot just have a couple of bites and save it for later.

    I did that a few times with ice cream in the past few months. I had a massive binge of Ben & Jerry's Peanut Buttah Cookie Core & ate one full pint & then put two more pints in a big bowl & tried to eat them. Needless to say my stomach started to hurt before I even got halfway through & I thought I was going to vomit everywhere. I was then going to put it in the freezer to eat later, but was so turned off to the flavor at that point I put it in the sink & added water to it & then for good measure dish soap. My stomach hurt so bad from that binge.

    Still not as bad as Christmas & eating whatever the heck I wanted which led to me laying on the floor in agony. My sister said it was like I had a food hangover it was that bad.

    As far as wasting food it seems that I always buy bread & make a sandwich one or two times then end up throwing out the loaf & milk since I usually just use it for cereal every now & then or a shake.
  • Posts: 4,374 Member
    So jealous. I've never even HEARD of these flavors. The ones we can buy here in Saudi Arabia are: Unfrosted Strawberry, Unfrosted Blueberry, The End. :'(
    Dang, that sucks. I got so sick of unfrosted strawberry growing up.

  • Posts: 5,760 Member

    I have no words. I only read page 1. She actually had her 13 year old BIL taste. Nope. Can't.

    And she has 1200+ posts. Anyone else wonder what those have been about?! Or, maybe we don't want to know.
  • Posts: 2,825 Member
    Talkradio wrote: »
    I fell into a Wikipedia wormhole the other day. It started from watching the new Netflix series of Daredevil. It went Kingpin>Daredevil>Rex Smith. Rex Smith played Matt Murdock in an adaption I've never seen... But he also was Frederick in the 80s adaption of Pirates of Penzance.

    So now I've had several Pirates of Penzance songs stuck in my head for a few days. I'm finally listening to the 1981 Broadway cast recording. It's making for a very rousing morning.

    Now I'm humming,

    "For I am the Pirate King!"
    "You are! Hurrah for the Pirate King!"
  • Posts: 388 Member
    spamarie wrote: »

    Now I'm humming,

    "For I am the Pirate King!"
    "You are! Hurrah for the Pirate King!"

    You're welcome ;)
  • Posts: 3,928 Member
    Last night all I ate for dinner was a donut. Wasn't planned that way. After I got home from work & the gym, did the dishes and walked the dog I sat visiting with my mom until almost 10:00 and then it was bedtime.

    So yay! I was under my calorie goal, but whoops! That wasn't healthy lol.

    Also, can someone tell me the correct spelling: is it donut or doughnut? Or are both acceptable?
  • Posts: 9,480 Member
    Francl27 wrote: »

    You get up, get a food scale, get a bowl, put it on the scale, and put one serving of ice cream in the bowl, and stop finding excuses...

    Sorry, I know it's a no judging thread, but it's on YOU, not your husband. I might slip up and binge occasionally, but I don't blame anyone but myself for it. Accept responsibility, it's the first step.

    What she said.

    Even when I have a bad binge day I usually still weigh out my portions to see the damage I've done.

    I've only had two days (my birthday & a day before my period a few months ago) where I've said screw it & haven't weighed the damage I've done.
  • Posts: 3,928 Member

    I only read the first few posts... I bet my expression was priceless as I started reading that though.
    She can't be serious... right?
  • Posts: 388 Member
    BZAH10 wrote: »

    And she has 1200+ posts. Anyone else wonder what those have been about?! Or, maybe we don't want to know.

    I'm going to hazard a guess that they've been in Chit Chat section.
  • Posts: 1,505 Member
    edited April 2015
    lemurcat12 wrote: »

    This is one of my favorites too (same proportions). I also like just balsamic and red wine vinegar plus spicy mustard or dijon if I want to save calories for the cheese and olives on the salad!

    I waiver back and forth between store-bought and making my own CONSTANTLY. Sometimes I just don't feel like putting in the work to measure AND stir. ;)
  • Posts: 2,825 Member
    Yesterday was the first day in I can't remember how long that I did not consume any chocolate or chocolatey thing. I still had a dessert but it was whizzed up frozen banana and berries so doesn't even count.

    The no chocolate streak did not last long though (looking at you chocolate covered popcorn).

    I can't decide if this is a confession to be proud of or embarrassed by.
  • Posts: 3,928 Member
    I confess that I am irritated by an individual in another thread that thinks it's disgusting when women swear. I asked this individual to explain why, because obviously I need some educating on how to act f****** ladylike.

    As soon as people tell me a woman "shouldn't" do something I immediately want to run out and do it.
  • Posts: 3,928 Member
    spamarie wrote: »
    Yesterday was the first day in I can't remember how long that I did not consume any chocolate or chocolatey thing. I still had a dessert but it was whizzed up frozen banana and berries so doesn't even count.

    The no chocolate streak did not last long though (looking at you chocolate covered popcorn).

    I can't decide if this is a confession to be proud of or embarrassed by.

    Maybe just a little sad? :(
  • Posts: 388 Member

    I waiver back and forth between store-bought and making my own CONSTANTLY. Sometimes I just don't feel like putting in the work to measure AND stir. ;)

    The 20oz Blender Bottles are nice for this! They have measurements on the side and you can mix and transport all in one.
  • Posts: 7,074 Member
    Has anyone tried the Dairy Queen salted caramel truffle blizzard? I am wondering if it's good or not, aka worth the calories.
  • Posts: 7,074 Member
    I think the 'Sex' thread was deleted. lol
  • Posts: 28,439 Member
    ShibaEars wrote: »
    Last night all I ate for dinner was a donut. Wasn't planned that way. After I got home from work & the gym, did the dishes and walked the dog I sat visiting with my mom until almost 10:00 and then it was bedtime.

    So yay! I was under my calorie goal, but whoops! That wasn't healthy lol.

    Also, can someone tell me the correct spelling: is it donut or doughnut? Or are both acceptable?

    I believe both are considered acceptable spellings. I prefer doughnut. Donut feels lazy to me. ;)
  • Posts: 26,368 Member
    spamarie wrote: »

    I've never bought salad dressing in my life. I just use 2/3 red wine vinegar and 1/3 olive oil (although it's meant to be the other way around I find that too greasy). Plus a little salt and pepper if you feel the need, dijon mustard is nice too. Love me some french dressing!

    My dressings now are just red wine vinegar and Dijon mustard. Realized the oil made no difference whatsoever so I'll save the calories!

    Going to assume she's trolling because if not I fear for the future of humanity if people like that keep reproducing.

  • Posts: 151 Member
    I just stapled a whole bunch of articles I copied yesterday and got a paper cut. Instead of reading those articles I'm now googling why paper cuts hurt so much while eating chocolate cookies.
  • Posts: 26,368 Member
    edited April 2015
    Sorry forum double posted again.
  • Posts: 5,760 Member
    Talkradio wrote: »

    I'm going to hazard a guess that they've been in Chit Chat section.

    I would imagine you are correct! Love the new doggie photo!
  • Posts: 388 Member
    BZAH10 wrote: »

    I would imagine you are correct! Love the new doggie photo!

    Thanks! She just turned 3 on Monday :)

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