Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • smashley_mashley
    smashley_mashley Posts: 589 Member
    FroggyBug wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    Try a Pure Protein chocolate deluxe bar. There is actually a warning on bar about it having a "laxative" effect if it's over consumed. Let's just say, I've only had 1 bar and will NOT be eating any more of them. I was in the bathroom for over 20 minutes. :#

    This will sound bad but I wish that was the case for me. I actually eat those every morning (good protein with low calories for a bar). I never even noticed that warning. I'm gonna look now. Haha

    Thanks for the responses guys. I'll try some of these. I don't have a gallbladder and I always wonder if that is the reason. I couldn't stay out of the bathroom when I first got out out.now it's the opposite.

    Sorry for responding so much. I called out from work since my knee is sore and I'm sore from the crutches so I'm catching up on this thread.

    As I previously posted, mine comes out in three weeks. I suspect my inefficient gallbladder is causing my constipation. I am praying once it is out, the plumbing will work the way it is supposed to.

    Confession: When I am off work and recovering from surgery, I have considered eating all the bad things I normally wouldn't eat. Such as Deluxe Velveeta Shell pasta (1120 cals for the box) and the Puritan canned Meatballs and Gravy (310 cal per 1/3 cup). The meatballs look and smell like dog food and have this weird soft processed meat texture but is filled with salty goodness. It sucks because I can't exercise for a while so I will have to be very conscious of calorie intake.

    Maybe I will just indulge with strawberry poptarts. At least I can work with the calories and fit them in to my daily intake.
  • ddrhellbunny
    ddrhellbunny Posts: 119 Member
    Confession: Even though I LOVE cooking, I've been resorting to a lot of freezer meals just because they are convenient when I need a quick meal and have to dash back off to work. To tell the truth, it has taken a lot of stress off cooking a decent meal from me when I feel rushed. I don't like feeling HUNGRY and trying to cook at the same time. Makes me feel like I need to scarf everything down in a hurry which =/= enjoyment.

    My boyfriend looks down on this, but I still stay within my limit.

    So besides going over my sodium limit, I'm doing pretty well.

    I feel better now. lol
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    edited April 2015
    [/quote]

    The interview was great, no awkward pauses, lots of eye contact and smiles from everyone.

    The last time I interviewed, one of the interviewers couldn't make it up from St Louis, he was on a speaker phone, had us on mute so we weren't getting his attention or his questions, and it really left a sour taste in my mouth for the experience, especially since they had hired someone from inside the company and she was terrible, I had to work with her for a short time before my company sold one of our local facilities.

    When they started the interview they said "Don't get nervous, we'll be writing stuff down as we talk." I responded as long as you don't get nervous that I'm writing stuff down too, and we all chuckled.[/quote]

    Hope it works out for you! Fingers crossed!

    Edited as had multiple posts in there!
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    If you are a praying person, I am asking for some right now. If not a praying person, maybe send some good vibes. My sister's sister-in-law is 30 weeks pregnant, after 5 attempts at IVF. On Sunday, she was having issues with her kidneys, so yesterday they decided to go and put in some drains. While under anesthetic, she vomited and aspirated. Due to lack of oxygen, she is now in a coma and has been placed on life support. The family was all called last night and the Dr's basically admitted they were keeping he alive as long as they can for the baby's sake, but there is little to no brain activity. Now a baby that was wished for, for so long, is likely not going to have a Mama. Miracles do happen, and we could really use one today!

    I am so sorry. My prayers are with you.
  • FluffySandwich
    FluffySandwich Posts: 1,293 Member
    edited April 2015
    I'm so sorry for all of you who have received some bad news. :( Sending good vibes and the hope for a turnaround.

    I also hate really loud noises... it's why I have a slight fear of balloons. I don't really MIND balloons that much, but the second I see someone trying to pop one I am out of there. I also hate it when people talk/laugh really loudly near me, shoots my heartbeat right up. I appreciate people with soothing, low voices. Nothing against people with loud voices, I still like them as people, but for some reason it can really activate my anxiety.

    Then again I have always hated how quiet my voice is. Even when I'm shouting I can't be NEARLY as loud as most other people. When I think I'm being loud I still have people who are like "Sorry?"

    I confess that I am Italian, and therefore was not born with an 'inside voice'.
    I have had some very loud friends in the past, and I can certainly get into the right mood to enjoy their gusto! I miss them. Oddly enough I have an Italian friend (just went back to Italy) who has rather quiet voice... a lot of the time I just can't understand what he's saying, and not because of his accent:P
  • fingermunkie
    fingermunkie Posts: 2 Member
    I am pages and pages behind, so this may have already been shared:

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10143070/dr-poon-diet#latest

    I laughed so loud, I woke my husband up. Also, I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,206 Member
    I am pages and pages behind, so this may have already been shared:

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10143070/dr-poon-diet#latest

    I laughed so loud, I woke my husband up. Also, I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.

    It's my new favourite thread.
  • lalabrucey
    lalabrucey Posts: 244 Member
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    xMrBunglex wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    My step-daughter came over last night and she was talking to her dad about what happened with the pregnancy. I'm such a terrible person, I didn't say anything. No comforting words, no words of encouragement, nothing. A big fat NOTHING. I wish I wasn't so awkward around her. We're not close (we just started getting to see her late last year because her mother is a hose beast that kept her away) and I don't want to overstep my boundaries with her. I wish I would or could have said something though...

    I desperately want to incorporate "hose beast" into my vocabulary. Please elaborate.

    See also; Psycho, Succubus, liar, cheater, soul-eater, money-hungry, witch (not Glenda), all-around terrible human being. Most commonly the female of the species.

    I'm a fan of 'bush pig'. Got that one from an Australian friend. LOL

    I love 'swamp donkey' - look it up in urban dictionary - funny!
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,206 Member
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    xMrBunglex wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    My step-daughter came over last night and she was talking to her dad about what happened with the pregnancy. I'm such a terrible person, I didn't say anything. No comforting words, no words of encouragement, nothing. A big fat NOTHING. I wish I wasn't so awkward around her. We're not close (we just started getting to see her late last year because her mother is a hose beast that kept her away) and I don't want to overstep my boundaries with her. I wish I would or could have said something though...

    I desperately want to incorporate "hose beast" into my vocabulary. Please elaborate.

    See also; Psycho, Succubus, liar, cheater, soul-eater, money-hungry, witch (not Glenda), all-around terrible human being. Most commonly the female of the species.

    I'm a fan of 'bush pig'. Got that one from an Australian friend. LOL

    I love 'swamp donkey' - look it up in urban dictionary - funny!

    It's not at ALL nice, and I don't endorse it, but I used to know a guy who referred to a certain someone he hated as "PigDog the Bush Killer". Don't know where it came from but it always made me laugh.
  • lalabrucey
    lalabrucey Posts: 244 Member
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    xMrBunglex wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    My step-daughter came over last night and she was talking to her dad about what happened with the pregnancy. I'm such a terrible person, I didn't say anything. No comforting words, no words of encouragement, nothing. A big fat NOTHING. I wish I wasn't so awkward around her. We're not close (we just started getting to see her late last year because her mother is a hose beast that kept her away) and I don't want to overstep my boundaries with her. I wish I would or could have said something though...

    I desperately want to incorporate "hose beast" into my vocabulary. Please elaborate.

    See also; Psycho, Succubus, liar, cheater, soul-eater, money-hungry, witch (not Glenda), all-around terrible human being. Most commonly the female of the species.

    I'm a fan of 'bush pig'. Got that one from an Australian friend. LOL

    I love 'swamp donkey' - look it up in urban dictionary - funny!

    It's not at ALL nice, and I don't endorse it, but I used to know a guy who referred to a certain someone he hated as "PigDog the Bush Killer". Don't know where it came from but it always made me laugh.

    Thats awesome - obviously not for the subject!

    A guy I work with a couple of years back once described a woman as having a 'face like a dropped pie'

    Every now and then, I get this image of this sacked out sylvester stallone mouth busted up pie in the gutter with mince all busted out the side and I get the giggles
  • Susieq_1994
    Susieq_1994 Posts: 5,361 Member
    That's part of the reason why I love bell peppers so much. They're so crunchy and feel so refreshing and hydrating. Oh... and cucumbers. I love cucumbers... and if you chop em up and put them in water, it tastes so amazing.

    That's why I love almost all of the crunchy, "watery" veggies ;) Cucumbers, bell peppers, lettuce, celery... My husband calls them rabbit food, although he'll eat them if I put them in front of him. ;)
  • Susieq_1994
    Susieq_1994 Posts: 5,361 Member
    FroggyBug wrote: »
    Lois_1989 wrote: »
    I do this. The only person I talk to is my SO, but when he pisses me off, I have no-one else to talk to about it. No girly chats or girly evenings, but at work I pretend its all good. I make up stuff when they ask how my weekend was. Instead of saying "we did nothing but watch tv and work out" it will be "We went to the park and played ball games in the sun all afternoon and then went out for a lovely meal" something that says we did stuff, but stuff you won't remember in half an hour so I don't have to keep up the lie.

    This is me too. My SO works weekends usually. My sister is busy with her own family. I have one other friend but she has so many other friends she doesn't hang out with me too much (we were neighbors as young kids but she went to private school so we had different friends as kids). I'm always embarrassed to say I did chores over the weekend every week... I hate when people ask me how my weekend was.

    I have to admit that I'm perfectly happy to say "Nothing, we stayed home and hung out." when people ask what we did all weekend... No shame in my (antisocial) game! ;)
  • Susieq_1994
    Susieq_1994 Posts: 5,361 Member
    There was a poptart thread I saw on here a while back, and ever since then I have been wanting a poptart. The weird thing is I DON'T EVEN LIKE POPTARTS! I've always found them rather cardboard-y. Why do I want one?

    Brown Sugar and Cinnamon or Frosted Strawberry. You'll thank me later haha :wink:

    My favorites so far are Wild Cherry, Gingerbread, & Peanut Butter. The Cookie Dough & Confetti Cupcake are also good.

    I had a Wild Cherry Poptart pack tonight with Ben & Jerry's Garcia ice cream in the middle.

    So jealous. I've never even HEARD of these flavors. The ones we can buy here in Saudi Arabia are: Unfrosted Strawberry, Unfrosted Blueberry, The End. :'(
  • derkin2005
    derkin2005 Posts: 282 Member
    edited April 2015
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  • derkin2005
    derkin2005 Posts: 282 Member
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    xMrBunglex wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    My step-daughter came over last night and she was talking to her dad about what happened with the pregnancy. I'm such a terrible person, I didn't say anything. No comforting words, no words of encouragement, nothing. A big fat NOTHING. I wish I wasn't so awkward around her. We're not close (we just started getting to see her late last year because her mother is a hose beast that kept her away) and I don't want to overstep my boundaries with her. I wish I would or could have said something though...

    I desperately want to incorporate "hose beast" into my vocabulary. Please elaborate.

    See also; Psycho, Succubus, liar, cheater, soul-eater, money-hungry, witch (not Glenda), all-around terrible human being. Most commonly the female of the species.

    I'm a fan of 'bush pig'. Got that one from an Australian friend. LOL

    I love 'swamp donkey' - look it up in urban dictionary - funny!

    It's not at ALL nice, and I don't endorse it, but I used to know a guy who referred to a certain someone he hated as "PigDog the Bush Killer". Don't know where it came from but it always made me laugh.

    The quote is actually "P Dog the Bush Killa" and it is from a 90's rap song by Paris the song and album are both titled "Bush Killa"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLPX7VHcnes
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,206 Member
    derkin2005 wrote: »
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    xMrBunglex wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    My step-daughter came over last night and she was talking to her dad about what happened with the pregnancy. I'm such a terrible person, I didn't say anything. No comforting words, no words of encouragement, nothing. A big fat NOTHING. I wish I wasn't so awkward around her. We're not close (we just started getting to see her late last year because her mother is a hose beast that kept her away) and I don't want to overstep my boundaries with her. I wish I would or could have said something though...

    I desperately want to incorporate "hose beast" into my vocabulary. Please elaborate.

    See also; Psycho, Succubus, liar, cheater, soul-eater, money-hungry, witch (not Glenda), all-around terrible human being. Most commonly the female of the species.

    I'm a fan of 'bush pig'. Got that one from an Australian friend. LOL

    I love 'swamp donkey' - look it up in urban dictionary - funny!

    It's not at ALL nice, and I don't endorse it, but I used to know a guy who referred to a certain someone he hated as "PigDog the Bush Killer". Don't know where it came from but it always made me laugh.

    The quote is actually "P Dog the Bush Killa" and it is from a 90's rap song by Paris the song and album are both titled "Bush Killa"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLPX7VHcnes

    there you go!! I always wondered.
  • derkin2005
    derkin2005 Posts: 282 Member
    derkin2005 wrote: »
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    xMrBunglex wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    My step-daughter came over last night and she was talking to her dad about what happened with the pregnancy. I'm such a terrible person, I didn't say anything. No comforting words, no words of encouragement, nothing. A big fat NOTHING. I wish I wasn't so awkward around her. We're not close (we just started getting to see her late last year because her mother is a hose beast that kept her away) and I don't want to overstep my boundaries with her. I wish I would or could have said something though...

    I desperately want to incorporate "hose beast" into my vocabulary. Please elaborate.

    See also; Psycho, Succubus, liar, cheater, soul-eater, money-hungry, witch (not Glenda), all-around terrible human being. Most commonly the female of the species.

    I'm a fan of 'bush pig'. Got that one from an Australian friend. LOL

    I love 'swamp donkey' - look it up in urban dictionary - funny!

    It's not at ALL nice, and I don't endorse it, but I used to know a guy who referred to a certain someone he hated as "PigDog the Bush Killer". Don't know where it came from but it always made me laugh.

    The quote is actually "P Dog the Bush Killa" and it is from a 90's rap song by Paris the song and album are both titled "Bush Killa"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLPX7VHcnes

    there you go!! I always wondered.
    Hate to be the one who brought very old gangsta to the thread lol
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,206 Member
    derkin2005 wrote: »
    derkin2005 wrote: »
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    xMrBunglex wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    My step-daughter came over last night and she was talking to her dad about what happened with the pregnancy. I'm such a terrible person, I didn't say anything. No comforting words, no words of encouragement, nothing. A big fat NOTHING. I wish I wasn't so awkward around her. We're not close (we just started getting to see her late last year because her mother is a hose beast that kept her away) and I don't want to overstep my boundaries with her. I wish I would or could have said something though...

    I desperately want to incorporate "hose beast" into my vocabulary. Please elaborate.

    See also; Psycho, Succubus, liar, cheater, soul-eater, money-hungry, witch (not Glenda), all-around terrible human being. Most commonly the female of the species.

    I'm a fan of 'bush pig'. Got that one from an Australian friend. LOL

    I love 'swamp donkey' - look it up in urban dictionary - funny!

    It's not at ALL nice, and I don't endorse it, but I used to know a guy who referred to a certain someone he hated as "PigDog the Bush Killer". Don't know where it came from but it always made me laugh.

    The quote is actually "P Dog the Bush Killa" and it is from a 90's rap song by Paris the song and album are both titled "Bush Killa"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLPX7VHcnes

    there you go!! I always wondered.
    Hate to be the one who brought very old gangsta to the thread lol

    Nothing wrong with very old gangsta!
  • derkin2005
    derkin2005 Posts: 282 Member
    also I confess I loved that album in high school
  • TheBoldCat
    TheBoldCat Posts: 159 Member
    My confession: still don' have a kitchen scale...:-/ But got bathroom scale before Christmas so am getting there..plus my weight is going down so my eye balling judgement is not that bad ;)
  • Lois_1989
    Lois_1989 Posts: 6,410 Member
    JPW1990 wrote: »
    Only half serious suggestion: sugar free gummy bears
    HA!

    I think you guys would get a kick out of this, if you haven't seen it already: http://www.amazon.com/review/R3FTHSH0UNRHOH/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B008JELLCA&nodeID=16310101&store=grocery

    I can never make it through without laughing.

    There are pages of it! It's not just the one review by the one person. Those gummy bears seemed to inspire hundreds of people to tell their tale.
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member


    I am pages and pages behind, so this may have already been shared:

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10143070/dr-poon-diet#latest

    I laughed so loud, I woke my husband up. Also, I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.

    It's my new favourite thread.

    I think they may have shut it down. I tried to go today and was told I don't have permission for that. Oh well. Missed the good stuff again.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,206 Member
    pofoster21 wrote: »

    I am pages and pages behind, so this may have already been shared:

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10143070/dr-poon-diet#latest

    I laughed so loud, I woke my husband up. Also, I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.

    It's my new favourite thread.

    I think they may have shut it down. I tried to go today and was told I don't have permission for that. Oh well. Missed the good stuff again.

    Dagnabbit. I like to think that there is a secret forum with all the good threads there for release at a later date.
  • JPW1990
    JPW1990 Posts: 2,424 Member
    derkin2005 wrote: »
    derkin2005 wrote: »
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    xMrBunglex wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    My step-daughter came over last night and she was talking to her dad about what happened with the pregnancy. I'm such a terrible person, I didn't say anything. No comforting words, no words of encouragement, nothing. A big fat NOTHING. I wish I wasn't so awkward around her. We're not close (we just started getting to see her late last year because her mother is a hose beast that kept her away) and I don't want to overstep my boundaries with her. I wish I would or could have said something though...

    I desperately want to incorporate "hose beast" into my vocabulary. Please elaborate.

    See also; Psycho, Succubus, liar, cheater, soul-eater, money-hungry, witch (not Glenda), all-around terrible human being. Most commonly the female of the species.

    I'm a fan of 'bush pig'. Got that one from an Australian friend. LOL

    I love 'swamp donkey' - look it up in urban dictionary - funny!

    It's not at ALL nice, and I don't endorse it, but I used to know a guy who referred to a certain someone he hated as "PigDog the Bush Killer". Don't know where it came from but it always made me laugh.

    The quote is actually "P Dog the Bush Killa" and it is from a 90's rap song by Paris the song and album are both titled "Bush Killa"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLPX7VHcnes

    there you go!! I always wondered.
    Hate to be the one who brought very old gangsta to the thread lol

    Could've been worse

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  • derkin2005
    derkin2005 Posts: 282 Member
    ha
  • lalabrucey
    lalabrucey Posts: 244 Member
    edited April 2015
    Re:
    Could've been worse

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    ...Ew
  • Nuodinga
    Nuodinga Posts: 10 Member
    I can write quite a few. Since I have quite rare allergies (vitamin C, eggs and a few more), I can only eat quite unhealthy food. In the shops I can rarely find something I can eat, but I manage to eat 1200 kcal a day. If anyone asks if I am losing weight, I never say how I eat to avoid lectures of how I am not eating vegetables.
    in 2010 I started losing weight and slowly I went from 64 to 49 kg (I am 1,64m), but then at the end of 2013 I gained it all back by not watching what I eat :( I had a baby and now I am losing it again. Even though I started in January with 74 kg and now I am almost 60 kg, I feel this desperate wish to be 49-50kg again and it is bothering me so much.
    I confess of my obsession. I weight myself every day and I like to eat very light in weight dinner to make sure I see weight loss in the morning. I usually lose 100 g a day and I enjoy seeing it on the scale. But when I see bigger picture of how much weight I still need to lose, I get frustrated.
  • Susieq_1994
    Susieq_1994 Posts: 5,361 Member
    Nuodinga wrote: »
    I can write quite a few. Since I have quite rare allergies (vitamin C, eggs and a few more), I can only eat quite unhealthy food. In the shops I can rarely find something I can eat, but I manage to eat 1200 kcal a day. If anyone asks if I am losing weight, I never say how I eat to avoid lectures of how I am not eating vegetables.
    in 2010 I started losing weight and slowly I went from 64 to 49 kg (I am 1,64m), but then at the end of 2013 I gained it all back by not watching what I eat :( I had a baby and now I am losing it again. Even though I started in January with 74 kg and now I am almost 60 kg, I feel this desperate wish to be 49-50kg again and it is bothering me so much.
    I confess of my obsession. I weight myself every day and I like to eat very light in weight dinner to make sure I see weight loss in the morning. I usually lose 100 g a day and I enjoy seeing it on the scale. But when I see bigger picture of how much weight I still need to lose, I get frustrated.

    I'm sorry you're going through that! But out of curiosity, how do you not get scurvy (vitamin C deficiency, can lead to death) if you're allergic to vitamin C?
  • AlciaMode
    AlciaMode Posts: 421 Member
    Confession: I am loosing weight to be freaking thin. I do not wish to be skinny as I look good with flesh on my body, I just want to be thin. Health aspects never even cross my mind as I have never had health issues... yet. The moment I see people speak of their diabetis or blood pressure or whatever I move past the post because it is irrelevant to me. And every time someone says that weight loss is not about how you look but how you feel I laugh. Yeah right. This is America it is all about looks!
  • raelynnsmama52512
    raelynnsmama52512 Posts: 1,184 Member
    I'm seriously considering skipping my public speaking class and going to the gym instead. In my defense, it's day 3 of speeches and I've already delivered mine (albeit I cried throughout the whole thing ) lol!