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  • Ms_Natalie
    Ms_Natalie Posts: 1,030 Member
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    Chicken..!

    Why do dogs bark?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    Because people laughed at them when they clucked like chickens

    Why is the moon full?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    Because it ate too much cream cheese. It's a member of MFP now and progressing well. I can't give out the username, but you'll know him when you see him, his ticker reads in long tons.

    Why does my boss pass every buck?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Because he was traumatized by the story of Bambi when he was younger.

    Why is my sense of smell so sensitive today?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    Because it was in"salted" yesterday :laugh:

    Why do people wear velour track suits
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    Because they love the air of class and sophistication that you only get from wearing a velour track suit. And Joey Buttafouco had a yard sale and they were cheap. :laugh:


    Did anybody get this joke?
    If a sheep Baaas to another sheep and the other sheep says BAAA back. Is the second sheep really saying anything different than the first sheep?
    That depends on how many sheep there are. If there are two sheep, then each sheep has another sheep to baa to. But if there's only one sheep, she doesn't have another sheep to baa to. If there are 3 sheep, how many sheep will each sheep have to baa to? Two! If there is a 4th sheep he might say say "Hey! I want to to have two sheeps to baa to too!"
  • 4myheartnsoul
    4myheartnsoul Posts: 97
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    gummy worms

    Why do they call a dollar a buck?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    It's called a loonie here.

    Why is your pig so happy?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    He escaped the smoke house and won't be joining me for dinner this evening.


    Why is Turkey the meal of choice for Thanksgiving?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    They were cheap

    Why are lights bright?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Because apparently they are smarter than several groups of people it takes trying to screw them in.


    If a fish has a memory of less than 60 seconds how does he know when he's hungry? "I'm hungry....ooops forgot.....mmm I'm hungry....ooops forgot. Maybe I should try the goldfish diet.
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Bad idea. Ever notice how goldfish are so plump? It's because they forgot they just ate and eat again.

    How much water does an average cucumber have in it?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Depends on if they get "pickled" or not.


    What color is puce?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    pink with yellow polka dots

    My husband thinks I sound "manic" today...should I worry?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Nah!!!!! If you truly are manic you will come down eventually.


    Do scallops have eyelashes on their little blue eyes?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    No, they're not girls

    Why do I answer my phone?
  • dabean003
    dabean003 Posts: 10 Member
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    so you can sing a Lionel Richie song..."Hello, Is it me your lookin for?"

    Why do bears hibernate?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    to get away from the squirrels

    Why are marinettes so creepy?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    Because they come with strings attached

    What grown in the corn fields?
  • dabean003
    dabean003 Posts: 10 Member
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    Children.

    Who framed Roger Rabbit?

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