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  • cdsledge09
    cdsledge09 Posts: 167 Member
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    The reason for unearned sweat.. (particularly if you live in Texas this time of year)


    Who framed Roger Rabbit?
  • TeamLeela
    TeamLeela Posts: 3,302
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    Jessica.

    Why is everything bigger in Texas?
  • dmvbnoslo
    dmvbnoslo Posts: 213 Member
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    The humidity makes everything swell up.
    Why does ice cream call my name?
  • TeamLeela
    TeamLeela Posts: 3,302
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    Because you always answer.

    Why do people keep replying to humidity??
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Absent minded MFP friends like the humidity. :tongue:
    Everything is bigger in Texas because it ate some of the cake from Alice in Wonderland.


    Why don't we have 3 day weekends every weekend?
  • Precious_Nissa
    Precious_Nissa Posts: 416
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    Because that means that the strippers would be in the higher wealth bracket due to corporate business people having more time to spend their checks in the strip clubs :)....

    Why do the new orleans strippers feel they deserve a lawsuit for loss of business?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
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    because they're wearing their shoes out walking the streets and not making any money because of the state putting laws on people that may or may not be sole survivors of World War 2...

    Why did my printer just start all on its own?????
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    It's the ghost in the machine



    Why did people bathe so infrequently long ago?
  • m_kchapman26
    m_kchapman26 Posts: 4
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    They had magic odor-b-gone air.

    Why is six afraid of seven?
  • dmvbnoslo
    dmvbnoslo Posts: 213 Member
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    Because seven ate nine and ten.
    Is styrofoam recyclable?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    You can feed the peanuts to paper elephants.


    How do kitties purr?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    They have little wind up motors

    Why does Monday come so soon
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    Because it can't remember to keep thinking about baseball. :devil:

    How do you know when you've crossed over the PG/PG-13 line?
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    Because time flies when you are having fun and that would be Saturday and Sunday.

    Why is that lady giving the bear head a massage in the pic for the person above me? Correction..2 above me now
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    The bear needs a nice massage 'cause he's still sore from the whole "killed and turned into a rug" thing.

    What do you think about when doing 90 minutes straight on your elliptical?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    Because, really when does a scalp massage ever feel bad? This is going to kill me!

    What does your signature line mean? (All I can think of is the Swedish chef from the Muppets)
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    The bear needs a nice massage 'cause he's still sore from the whole "killed and turned into a rug" thing.

    What do you think about when doing 90 minutes straight on your elliptical?

    "I wish this was over" and "That's an awesome song on my ipod" and " I need to change up my play list"

    Why is it so hot and humid outside?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
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    Because the earth bounced into a Huge Rainforest


    What makes Purple eyeshadow purple?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    There is actually no such thing as purple eye shadow - those women have all actually recently walked into doors. The purple eyes craze of the early 80's was the silent, terrifying legacy of that era of heavy drug induced clumsiness.

    My sig line is in fact a quotation from my favorite TV chef, from whom I acquired all my cooking skills. But I do not speak swedish - what does " Børk! Børk! Børk! " actually mean?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    Its means Eat Eat Eat!!

    When is summer coming here?

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