Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)
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Yo momma!
Why are tornados attracted to Oklahoma?
Cause they're perfect eharmony matches!!!!
Who names paint colors (and can I have that job??)0 -
the tooth fairy
who puts the dew in mountain dew0 -
Tim Tebow! (love that guy!)
Why does caffeine give me the shakes??0 -
Because caffeine is also named jitters
Why aren't porcupines cuddly?0 -
Actually porcupines are extremely cuddly animals, they just can't find anyone who would consider cuddling with them.
Why don't I like chicken better?0 -
Cuz it tastes like frogs legs
Why is London Bridge falling down?0 -
The bridge is old, has lost its muscle mass and needs to do strength training.
What is the difference between a gopher and a tadpole?0 -
everything but the letters "o" "p" and "e".
why do people lock their doors?0 -
To keep the wind out.
Why is that grasshopper looking at me?0 -
Because you're more interesting to watch than grass...
Why is that only children can open child proof bottles?0 -
There is no such thing as child proof. It falls into the same category as the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and Pink unicorns.........
What kind of breakfasts do they serve at Tiffany's?0 -
"diamond" back rattlesnake meat with "ruby" grapefruit and "golden" delicious apple salsa (okay, maybe that's on the lunch menu)
What's up with the word colonel? Who thought up the spelling/pronunciation on that one?????0 -
"diamond" back rattlesnake meat with "ruby" grapefruit and "golden" delicious apple salsa (okay, maybe that's on the lunch menu)
What's up with the word colonel? Who thought up the spelling/pronunciation on that one?????
HAHA :laugh:
Probably the same guy that made up opossum or gnat.
What are no see ums really?0 -
My imaginary friends.
How do millions of ants spontaneously generate and find the one crumb left on my counter?0 -
Well, one ant gets wind of the crumb and he gets all ANTSY, then hands out flyers to all of the other ants in his colony and before you know it you have yourself a block party in your kitchen!!!!!
Where do falling stars go?0 -
"where do falling stars go?"
Usually to some celebrity detox centre. Avoids a jail term and any publicity is better than none at all.
If we have army ranks such as General and Major, why aren't there Specifics and Minors?0 -
Because Ceneral and Major pain in the butt command more respect than specific and minor pain in the butt.
Do frogs even taste flies when they eat them?0 -
Yes, they taste like chicken!
Why do children and cats always seem to appear and need your attention when you are on the phone?0 -
You get cats and children? Gee I get elephants and men dressed in bay leaves......
Why did they chicken cross the road?0
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