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  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Starbucks and he was meeting Howard the Duck for coffee.

    Where did the slang term "cougar" come from?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    They are both maneaters but I believe the one you are referring to likes its meat a little more tender.





    Why did ET like reeses pieces?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
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    Because they're shaped like UFO's

    Why does an orange have a peeling on the outside...
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    To keep it from getting dirty.


    How do they get the creamy stuff in the middle of a twinkie?
  • TeamLeela
    TeamLeela Posts: 3,302
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    Three tiny male gnomes.

    Why do lighting bugs' tails glow?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Because they paid their electric bills.



    What were those pilots really doing when they went off course?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Video games.

    How many different ways do Americans use the term "pig"?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Well there is the animal porkus chopus , then it can be used as an adjective as in piggy eater. There are several other usages but these are the most popular.



    Why does fat like me so much?????
  • Precious_Nissa
    Precious_Nissa Posts: 416
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    because fat is dependant and has to find someone to cling to!!!! :)

    what is really the secret to whitening toothpaste?
  • SunmayLo
    SunmayLo Posts: 16
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    liquid paint. your teeth are really still yellow under there.

    Why do people hate doing the dishes?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
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    because they'd rather be out shoveling the snow...

    why was electricty invented
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Because your hands get dry.....Look Madge, I soaked in it!!!!!!!

    (I am telling my age aren't I)


    What keeps the moon from falling out of the sky and crashing to earth and killing us all?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
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    its hung by fishing line

    why is air invisible
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    So it cannot be conquered.

    Why are there 7 days in the week?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    It would probably scare us to death if we could see what is in the air around us.



    What is MSG?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    So it cannot be conquered.

    Why are there 7 days in the week?
    /quote]


    So there would plenty of days to count calories!!!

    What is MSG?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
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    MSG is really KRL in a smaller amount

    why do we keep playing this game....
  • TeamLeela
    TeamLeela Posts: 3,302
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    Because there's nothing good on tv on sunday afternoon.

    Why do roses have thorns?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    To remind us that even the most beautiful thing can still hurt you.

    What is humidity?
  • TeamLeela
    TeamLeela Posts: 3,302
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    A sticky mess.

    Why do we want what we can't have?

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