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  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    I know it was Jessica. That &$@*%!

    Why is it always you and never me?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Depends on how you look at it. If it is always me and never you that gets shat upon by birds then you would be relived it was indeed me instead. :tongue:



    Why do celebrity couples combine their names ie. Brangelina?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Much quicker to co-sign autographs.

    Do birds have a "pecking order"?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Certainly. And it is all good and well until someone gets hurt and has to go to the ER. But they are so good natured about it that the one doing the pecking will say," Just send me the BILL."



    Are french fries cut potatoes or are they some kind of mushed up potato manufactured into little fry shapes?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    The good french fries that you make at home are cut potatoes. The french fries at nice restaurants are mushed up potato pressed into fry shapes. The 'french fries' at fast food places are actually processed sawdust, toenail clippings and dog water. Caveat emptor.

    Why do little jokes like that work best in triplets? (3 things, sawdust/toenail/dog).
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    It's the force of the triangle. All things in 3's are stronger.

    Why are Milk Duds so tasty?
  • fowlmeli1093
    fowlmeli1093 Posts: 199
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    It's all in their shape; things that are shaped like balls taste better than things that are flat.

    What happens if you sneeze and cough at the same time?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    A massive explosion of snot and spit...You need to take a shower after all that.

    How did America get so fat?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    G-d/Evolution (insert your ideology here) designed us to eat 3 pounds of food per day. 3 pounds of stuff you find in the woods (leaves, berries, slugs) comes to 2000 calories - and that's perfect and we all looked like Michaelangelo's David. Then we invented pastry and hotdogs and fried cheese. 3 pounds of that stuff comes to 11-teen thousand calories. We still have the biological imperative to eat 3 pounds per day, but now that's way too much and we all got fat.

    Sorry,,, that's not really a stupid answer is it?


    Why do I sometimes slip up and try to really answer the question?
  • JStarnes
    JStarnes Posts: 5,576 Member
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    Because your'e wearing a black shirt in your profile pic.

    Would you like fries with that?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Yes, some sweet potato fries please.

    What is God's favorite color?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Its a color we haven't seen yet.



    Do plants commit suicide?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    Wouldn't you if a dog peed on you?


    why are there no letters under the 1 key on a deskphone?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    Dialing a '1' first always means long distance. There are no exchanges that start with a 1. So if "ABC" was on the one, lots of businesses could not have a spelled out tel #. Aarons,,, Bobbys,,, Charlies.


    Do you ever make up crap and then just kind'a run it up the flagpole and see who salutes? :laugh:
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    Yeah, it's my job :laugh:


    Who wrote the book of love?
  • sweetn3ss
    sweetn3ss Posts: 341 Member
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    The devil!

    Why do people say "I need to fix my hair" we have more then one dont we?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    The same reason we call a toothbrush what it is. It should be called a teethbrush, technically.


    If my dog eats crayons will he poop a rainbow?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    Yes... yes he will.... :laugh:

    Why is there silly putty in chicken mcnuggets??
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    So you can smoosh them on news paper and read the headlines backwards.



    When people say "I ate the whole enchilada" what's the big darn deal? Why don't they say,"I ate the whole turkey" or something?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    Because they really ate opossum stuffed with yams :laugh:


    Why aren't there "people at work" signs... just "men at work"?

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