True Confessions - Don't Judge
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I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Timing is everything! I know you feel relieved, enjoy the wine, you deserve it!!!!!0 -
I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.7 -
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Oh my, what's been going on in here today?0
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I crossed the line I guess, and piss the population off again.. what else is new.0
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PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.
Oh no you didn't. I gave EVERYTHING up to stay home with the kids. And thats ok. Thats what I chose to do. He goes to work and works his *kitten* off. Yes he does. Its what we agreed on. We have five kids we give everything to. We sacrifice everything for them, our money, our time, ourselves, and we do it willingly. Sure it can get rough but its what we do. Did I *kitten* about him going to work full time and me being the one to stay home? No. I support it. Did he want me to stay home because he thought it was better for the kids and cheaper than daycare? YES. Did I agree YES. Do you know our business? NO. All I said was he hasn't been the one to drive them to soccer in months. Which he hasn't. And he mentions how we spend all this money on soccer and he misses a lot of it. Have I *kitten* about that? Maybe. Does he *kitten* about work? EVERY SINGLE *kitten* DAY. So you know what? Maybe you should get a clue before you criticize and judge ME on this matter. You don't *kitten* know me, son.
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PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.
Oh no you didn't. I gave EVERYTHING up to stay home with the kids. And thats ok. Thats what I chose to do. He goes to work and works his *kitten* off. Yes he does. Its what we agreed on. We have five kids we give everything to. We sacrifice everything for them, our money, our time, ourselves, and we do it willingly. Sure it can get rough but its what we do. Did I *kitten* about him going to work full time and me being the one to stay home? No. I support it. Did he want me to stay home because he thought it was better for the kids and cheaper than daycare? YES. Did I agree YES. Do you know our business? NO. All I said was he hasn't been the one to drive them to soccer in months. Which he hasn't. And he mentions how we spend all this money on soccer and he misses a lot of it. Have I *kitten* about that? Maybe. Does he *kitten* about work? EVERY SINGLE *kitten* DAY. So you know what? Maybe you should get a clue before you criticize and judge ME on this matter. You don't *kitten* know me, son.
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PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.
Oh no you didn't. I gave EVERYTHING up to stay home with the kids. And thats ok. Thats what I chose to do. He goes to work and works his *kitten* off. Yes he does. Its what we agreed on. We have five kids we give everything to. We sacrifice everything for them, our money, our time, ourselves, and we do it willingly. Sure it can get rough but its what we do. Did I *kitten* about him going to work full time and me being the one to stay home? No. I support it. Did he want me to stay home because he thought it was better for the kids and cheaper than daycare? YES. Did I agree YES. Do you know our business? NO. All I said was he hasn't been the one to drive them to soccer in months. Which he hasn't. And he mentions how we spend all this money on soccer and he misses a lot of it. Have I *kitten* about that? Maybe. Does he *kitten* about work? EVERY SINGLE *kitten* DAY. So you know what? Maybe you should get a clue before you criticize and judge ME on this matter. You don't *kitten* know me, son.
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PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.
Oh no you didn't. I gave EVERYTHING up to stay home with the kids. And thats ok. Thats what I chose to do. He goes to work and works his *kitten* off. Yes he does. Its what we agreed on. We have five kids we give everything to. We sacrifice everything for them, our money, our time, ourselves, and we do it willingly. Sure it can get rough but its what we do. Did I *kitten* about him going to work full time and me being the one to stay home? No. I support it. Did he want me to stay home because he thought it was better for the kids and cheaper than daycare? YES. Did I agree YES. Do you know our business? NO. All I said was he hasn't been the one to drive them to soccer in months. Which he hasn't. And he mentions how we spend all this money on soccer and he misses a lot of it. Have I *kitten* about that? Maybe. Does he *kitten* about work? EVERY SINGLE *kitten* DAY. So you know what? Maybe you should get a clue before you criticize and judge ME on this matter. You don't *kitten* know me, son.
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PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.
Enjoy the pleasures of staying at home with kids? Like that isn't a full time *kitten* job? She has FIVE kids. Do you know that stress? Do you know what it is like to not get any help raising kids? It is a job that never ends. Most people get off work at a certain time. You might want to back up until you have walked in her shoes.
Also to add to @lstrat115 insightful post if she so desires to take a vacation, she has to pay rather than; be paid while doing so!0 -
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PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.
Enjoy the pleasures of staying at home with kids? Like that isn't a full time *kitten* job? She has FIVE kids. Do you know that stress? Do you know what it is like to not get any help raising kids? It is a job that never ends. Most people get off work at a certain time. You might want to back up until you have walked in her shoes.
Seriously.
I remember when our kids were two and three years of age (just 16 months apart) and my wife was out of town.
They were trying to kill me. Well, at least that's what I was thinking at the time.
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Motorsheen wrote: »PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.
Enjoy the pleasures of staying at home with kids? Like that isn't a full time *kitten* job? She has FIVE kids. Do you know that stress? Do you know what it is like to not get any help raising kids? It is a job that never ends. Most people get off work at a certain time. You might want to back up until you have walked in her shoes.
Seriously.
I remember when our kids were two and three years of age (just 16 months apart) and my wife was out of town.
They were trying to kill me. Well, at least that's what I was thinking at the time.
My older two are 16 months apart too0 -
Watching the office... And I kinda just wanted to lighten the mood cause *kitten* got real!4
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.
Enjoy the pleasures of staying at home with kids? Like that isn't a full time *kitten* job? She has FIVE kids. Do you know that stress? Do you know what it is like to not get any help raising kids? It is a job that never ends. Most people get off work at a certain time. You might want to back up until you have walked in her shoes.
Seriously.
I remember when our kids were two and three years of age (just 16 months apart) and my wife was out of town.
They were trying to kill me. Well, at least that's what I was thinking at the time.
My older two are 16 months apart too
and now that I think of it.... she wasn't out of town.
she had just gone to the market for bread and eggs.
they had a 30 minute window of opportunity and they were trying to kill me with it; I'm still convinced.7 -
The thought of becoming a parent terrifies me. I have the upmost respect for parents. Heck ,I feel overwhelmed with a 40 hour work week, squeezing in time to exercise, cooking, and doing household chores. I don't know how you do it.3
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »The thought of becoming a parent terrifies me. I have the upmost respect for parents. Heck ,I feel overwhelmed with a 40 hour work week, squeezing in time to exercise, cooking, and doing household chores. I don't know how you do it.
My parenting adventures were not too bad until they became teenagers. Now I want to bring back waterboarding7 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »The thought of becoming a parent terrifies me. I have the upmost respect for parents. Heck ,I feel overwhelmed with a 40 hour work week, squeezing in time to exercise, cooking, and doing household chores. I don't know how you do it.
they're energy vampires
parenting can be overwhelming, financially distressing, emotionally soul crushing and devastating to a social life
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Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.
Enjoy the pleasures of staying at home with kids? Like that isn't a full time *kitten* job? She has FIVE kids. Do you know that stress? Do you know what it is like to not get any help raising kids? It is a job that never ends. Most people get off work at a certain time. You might want to back up until you have walked in her shoes.
Seriously.
I remember when our kids were two and three years of age (just 16 months apart) and my wife was out of town.
They were trying to kill me. Well, at least that's what I was thinking at the time.
My older two are 16 months apart too
and now that I think of it.... she wasn't out of town.
she had just gone to the market for bread and eggs.
they had a 30 minute window of opportunity and they were trying to kill me with it; I'm still convinced.
I had a newborn, 2 year old, 4 year old and a
5 1/2 year old ..
I am indestructible, they tried many times to kill me , drive me crazy..but I survived ..the twitch in my eye is barely noticable and you can't even tell all my hair fell out..wigs are so real these days7 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.
Enjoy the pleasures of staying at home with kids? Like that isn't a full time *kitten* job? She has FIVE kids. Do you know that stress? Do you know what it is like to not get any help raising kids? It is a job that never ends. Most people get off work at a certain time. You might want to back up until you have walked in her shoes.
Seriously.
I remember when our kids were two and three years of age (just 16 months apart) and my wife was out of town.
They were trying to kill me. Well, at least that's what I was thinking at the time.
My older two are 16 months apart too
and now that I think of it.... she wasn't out of town.
she had just gone to the market for bread and eggs.
they had a 30 minute window of opportunity and they were trying to kill me with it; I'm still convinced.
I had a newborn, 2 year old, 4 year old and a
5 1/2 year old ..
I am indestructible, they tried many times to kill me , drive me crazy..but I survived ..the twitch in my eye is barely noticable and you can't even tell all my hair fell out..wigs are so real these days
true story.
we had neighbors, a husband and wife with no kids; they got pregnant.
twins.
12 months later.... a single birth
then... 14 months later, triplets
Zoloft was her friend.2 -
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.
Enjoy the pleasures of staying at home with kids? Like that isn't a full time *kitten* job? She has FIVE kids. Do you know that stress? Do you know what it is like to not get any help raising kids? It is a job that never ends. Most people get off work at a certain time. You might want to back up until you have walked in her shoes.
Seriously.
I remember when our kids were two and three years of age (just 16 months apart) and my wife was out of town.
They were trying to kill me. Well, at least that's what I was thinking at the time.
My older two are 16 months apart too
and now that I think of it.... she wasn't out of town.
she had just gone to the market for bread and eggs.
they had a 30 minute window of opportunity and they were trying to kill me with it; I'm still convinced.
I had a newborn, 2 year old, 4 year old and a
5 1/2 year old ..
I am indestructible, they tried many times to kill me , drive me crazy..but I survived ..the twitch in my eye is barely noticable and you can't even tell all my hair fell out..wigs are so real these days
true story.
we had neighbors, a husband and wife with no kids; they got pregnant.
twins.
12 months later.... a single birth
then... 14 months later, triplets
Zoloft was her friend.
Jesus. Sounds like a vasectomy would have been a better friend
yeah.... I think I might of had a hunting accident, alone out in the desert.0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.
Enjoy the pleasures of staying at home with kids? Like that isn't a full time *kitten* job? She has FIVE kids. Do you know that stress? Do you know what it is like to not get any help raising kids? It is a job that never ends. Most people get off work at a certain time. You might want to back up until you have walked in her shoes.
Seriously.
I remember when our kids were two and three years of age (just 16 months apart) and my wife was out of town.
They were trying to kill me. Well, at least that's what I was thinking at the time.
My older two are 16 months apart too
and now that I think of it.... she wasn't out of town.
she had just gone to the market for bread and eggs.
they had a 30 minute window of opportunity and they were trying to kill me with it; I'm still convinced.
I had a newborn, 2 year old, 4 year old and a
5 1/2 year old ..
I am indestructible, they tried many times to kill me , drive me crazy..but I survived ..the twitch in my eye is barely noticable and you can't even tell all my hair fell out..wigs are so real these days
true story.
we had neighbors, a husband and wife with no kids; they got pregnant.
twins.
12 months later.... a single birth
then... 14 months later, triplets
Zoloft was her friend.
Jesus. Sounds like a vasectomy would have been a better friend
Random story. I had a vasectomy in 2002. Divorced in 2011 and dated a woman that was 43 in 2012 that told me she was pregnant with my child. To make a long story short Maury said I was not the father so I told her we should probably see other people2 -
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nolan44219 wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.
Enjoy the pleasures of staying at home with kids? Like that isn't a full time *kitten* job? She has FIVE kids. Do you know that stress? Do you know what it is like to not get any help raising kids? It is a job that never ends. Most people get off work at a certain time. You might want to back up until you have walked in her shoes.
Seriously.
I remember when our kids were two and three years of age (just 16 months apart) and my wife was out of town.
They were trying to kill me. Well, at least that's what I was thinking at the time.
My older two are 16 months apart too
and now that I think of it.... she wasn't out of town.
she had just gone to the market for bread and eggs.
they had a 30 minute window of opportunity and they were trying to kill me with it; I'm still convinced.
I had a newborn, 2 year old, 4 year old and a
5 1/2 year old ..
I am indestructible, they tried many times to kill me , drive me crazy..but I survived ..the twitch in my eye is barely noticable and you can't even tell all my hair fell out..wigs are so real these days
true story.
we had neighbors, a husband and wife with no kids; they got pregnant.
twins.
12 months later.... a single birth
then... 14 months later, triplets
Zoloft was her friend.
Jesus. Sounds like a vasectomy would have been a better friend
Random story. I had a vasectomy in 2002. Divorced in 2011 and dated a woman that was 43 in 2012 that told me she was pregnant with my child. To make a long story short Maury said I was not the father so I told her we should probably see other people
you should have married her !
well..... maybe not1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PowerMan40 wrote: »I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
I would come and sit with the kids if I could or to help you find your mind.. I hope the rest of the day gets a little easier.I confess my daughter is trying to make me go insane and just lose it. She's having an epic meltdown about soccer practice. EPIC. and about pizza. I am sooooo close to just going *kitten* insane but I don't have any damn chocolate. I have officially lost my damn mind listening to her. Oh...she's already in all the trouble, got the things taken away....there comes a point when you are eight years old and you are overtired and you just don't care. She's there.
Could I suggest Benadryl?
Its a miracle....the hubs got home in time for HIM to take them to soccer. This is the first time in......IDK.....months?(Probably something to do with the tone in my voice when I called him and suggested it would be wise of him to get home) But I'll take it. So I confess...I still need to do my workout but now that its quite with tantrum kid out the door I'm gonna have a glass of wine.
Did it ever cross your mind, that he is out here working his *kitten* off for you, so you can enjoy the pleasures of staying home with the kids, playing devils advocate, its like WTF. I guess I have been through similar, and feel for the guy.
Enjoy the pleasures of staying at home with kids? Like that isn't a full time *kitten* job? She has FIVE kids. Do you know that stress? Do you know what it is like to not get any help raising kids? It is a job that never ends. Most people get off work at a certain time. You might want to back up until you have walked in her shoes.
Seriously.
I remember when our kids were two and three years of age (just 16 months apart) and my wife was out of town.
They were trying to kill me. Well, at least that's what I was thinking at the time.
My older two are 16 months apart too
and now that I think of it.... she wasn't out of town.
she had just gone to the market for bread and eggs.
they had a 30 minute window of opportunity and they were trying to kill me with it; I'm still convinced.
I had a newborn, 2 year old, 4 year old and a
5 1/2 year old ..
I am indestructible, they tried many times to kill me , drive me crazy..but I survived ..the twitch in my eye is barely noticable and you can't even tell all my hair fell out..wigs are so real these days
true story.
we had neighbors, a husband and wife with no kids; they got pregnant.
twins.
12 months later.... a single birth
then... 14 months later, triplets
Zoloft was her friend.
What mental hospital is she in ..I'd like to send flowers ..
Lol0 -
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