True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    edited January 2017
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    You aren't allowed at the funeral home if your going to be knocking over caskets mister!

    I'm not throwing my back out. (Geeze I sound old)
  • heal_thy_core
    heal_thy_core Posts: 2 Member
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    I confess I lie to my husband sometimes about already having eaten lunch/dinner even though I haven't because I'm doing a 48h fast.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    I confess I find it disgusting when people kiss on their dead loved one laying in the casket. I think about all the germs that are on the sponge that I bathe the bodies with and now those people are kiss them :s *Gag*

    Hold their hands, but for heavens sake don't kiss a dead person.
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
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    @MalkinMagic71 forgot to say that I bought a water bottle at the quick stop just to have something from there too.

    Awesome. I enjoy finding other people who love clerks as much as me.

    Some of the best movie dialog in that movie

    I agree. I think most just find it vulgar, but that's how I talk around my friends. Plus working at a video store in high school I could kind of relate to Randall. Playing hockey on the roof.. knocking caskets over at funerals..watching hermaphroditic porn... you know all normal things hahaha.

    I quite that one and mallrats all the time. When one of my kids makes me mad I will yell there is no Easter bunny at them.

    Hahaha solid parenting :p
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I find it disgusting when people kiss on their dead loved one laying in the casket. I think about all the germs that are on the sponge that I bathe the bodies with and now those people are kiss them :s *Gag*

    Hold their hands, but for heavens sake don't kiss a dead person.

    Never thought of it that way... ew.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    I'm so excited to have a day off after working 14 days straight. My butt is going to be planted on the couch and enjoying the peace and quite of having the house to myself today.
  • moya_bleh
    moya_bleh Posts: 1,375 Member
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    I confess that two of the three jobs that I have applied for have already progressed to the telephone interview stage and I am bloody terrified as much as I am excited!
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    I think I need to reconsider my decision to treat my ADHD without meds.. This morning I made oatmeal porridge for the kids and now, 7 hours later.. I find out I forgot to turn off the stove..
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess I find it disgusting when people kiss on their dead loved one laying in the casket. I think about all the germs that are on the sponge that I bathe the bodies with and now those people are kiss them :s *Gag*

    Hold their hands, but for heavens sake don't kiss a dead person.

    That was a family tradition for my mom's family. My mom is still traumatized after being forced to kiss her dad who died when she was 8. I remember my Nana doing it and was like wtf mom
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    moya_bleh wrote: »
    I confess that two of the three jobs that I have applied for have already progressed to the telephone interview stage and I am bloody terrified as much as I am excited!

    Yay good luck Alan
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    I think I need to reconsider my decision to treat my ADHD without meds.. This morning I made oatmeal porridge for the kids and now, 7 hours later.. I find out I forgot to turn off the stove..

    Sounds like something I'd do. I often look at the boys meds on days I seem especially distracted and think I wonder if they'd help. :) i think it's partly called being a mom but just think how much we get done!!!
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    I'm strongly considering going to the bar this weekend and drinking heavily and just having one of those IDGAF nights where whatever happens with whoever it happens with happens. I won't go through with it, but it seems almost like a good option at this point haha.
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    @littlemissbgiff yeah yeah I know. which is why it won't happen. @LittleHearseDriver made that point to me as well lol.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    I told him p0rn is STD free
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    @MalkinMagic71 You're to good for that anyways pookie :*
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    I'm strongly considering going to the bar this weekend and drinking heavily and just having one of those IDGAF nights where whatever happens with whoever it happens with happens. I won't go through with it, but it seems almost like a good option at this point haha.

    That's how our receptionist ended up with a dui manslaughter charge. True story.

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