True Confessions - Don't Judge

beachgal0626

Houston1966 wrote: »

I confess that after my divorce last year I flew to Scotland to tell a man how much I cared about him. He said we're so much alike, have so much in common... and if I were thinner then maybe he'd marry me.

Needless to say, I flew home crushed.

I would have said, "If you had a bigger ****, then maybe I would marry you." Wow.

tmi_gang

Houston1966 wrote: »

tmi_gang wrote: »

I can actually twerk quite well for a 25 year old dude.

We want video proof. ;-)

Funny story. I actually have a video of it. Me twerking on the wall. lol

youngcaseyr

I confess that I'm terrified of gaining weight now that I'm pregnant, and it's so hard to find a balance between wanting to give in to everyone encouraging me to "just enjoy/ embrace it and eat what you want" and wanting to maintain a deficit

Till_Eyelash

I confess.... I'm a Belieber

salembambi

lulufit5 wrote: »

Sometimes I just want to quit and say eff it. Eat the chocolate, what's the damn point anyways.

me everyday
and then i eat the chocolate

lilligraz22

I confess that I hate it when people misspell words. They should want to LOSE WEIGHT not LOOSE.
It's TOO hard and not TO....
My biggest pet peeve is when people pronounce EXPECIALLY instead of ESPECIALLY.
Sorry but I'm and ESL teacher

honey_c

I confess when someone talks to me im always thinking about something else

niblue

I confess that I'm so boring I have nothing to confess!

nukephysics

I confess that I get bored at work easily and raid the diabetes bowl.

kooshky

LindaGraziano1 wrote: »

I confess that I hate it when people misspell words. They should want to LOSE WEIGHT not LOOSE.
It's TOO hard and not TO....
My biggest pet peeve is when people pronounce EXPECIALLY instead of ESPECIALLY.
Sorry but I'm and ESL teacher

I confess that I judged you a little for your typo after that rant

Tsartele

LindaGraziano1 wrote: »

I confess that I hate it when people misspell words. They should want to LOSE WEIGHT not LOOSE.
It's TOO hard and not TO....
My biggest pet peeve is when people pronounce EXPECIALLY instead of ESPECIALLY.
Sorry but I'm and ESL teacher

So glad that I don't live in your world....

CCSchouder

I confess that I hate my self sabotage. I get to a certain point with my success and rather than celebrate it, I undo my progress in a million tiny ways that add up to a big problem.

Frankenbarbie01

Remember NO JUDGING...
I confess I am quite happy being single and living my life with the morals of a man ....liberally, and with whomever I choose, when I choose and on my terms.

tmi_gang

Frankenbarbie01 wrote: »

Remember NO JUDGING...
I confess I am quite happy being single and living my life with the morals of a man ....liberally, and with whomever I choose, when I choose and on my terms.

GO YOU!
No judging here. I too have the morals of a man. Then again.. I'm a man.

BigDougie1211

I once found a pair of trainers that I really liked and were on sale, so I bought 10 pairs to save me the trouble of hunting for them again.

VelociraptorEyes

One day, while I was learning how to drive (about 6 years ago), I drove on the wrong side of the road for a couple minutes.
Seeing headlights coming directly towards me scared the daylights out of me...O_O
This has never happened since!

robocopnic

I just ate breakfast dessert...meaning...I finished my breakfast then ate a piece of birthday cake.

kota4bye

Frankenbarbie01 wrote: »

Remember NO JUDGING...
I confess I am quite happy being single and living my life with the morals of a man ....liberally, and with whomever I choose, when I choose and on my terms.

fawk yeah.

It's hump day. I'm going out for ladies' night....going to be a few beers consumed.