True Confessions - Don't Judge
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I had onion rings today. They were really good. But I'm not hungry for dinner...so I had a Hershey chocolate bar. And no that isn't normal. Just back away slowly. And tell me how nice my hair looks....
Nice lunch and dinner! Jealous I didn't do that!
And your hair (and everything about you) looks gorgeous!
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finny11122 wrote: »I shot JR
I confess I am judging you by saying this makes you sound really old. Sadly I am several years older than you. Sigh. I'm gonna go kick rocks.
Sadly, I am many years older than you, Laura... I remember Larry Hagman when he was in "I Dream of Jeannie"! Back when it was in black&white...
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finny11122 wrote: »I shot JR
I confess I am judging you by saying this makes you sound really old. Sadly I am several years older than you. Sigh. I'm gonna go kick rocks.
Sadly, I am many years older than you, Laura... I remember Larry Hagman when he was in "I Dream of Jeannie"! Back when it was in black&white...
"I Dream of Jeannie" was one of my favorites! I'm 54, so I guess we could say "GLADLY, I am many years older than you . . . . . " -- meaning we are still around and kickin'!
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I confess when I started this thread last week, I pretty much judged you all, thinking "who would post on something like that?" Now I'm hooked and sad there are no more to read
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tammmers83 wrote: »I confess I like it super rough... And I am sure no one but one could be that way
Like choke me till I pass out rough, or if you didn't leave marks you aren't doing it right rough?0 -
Sugar_Pill wrote: »Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »tammmers83 wrote: »I confess I like it super rough... And I am sure no one but one could be that way
Like choke me till I pass out rough, or if you didn't leave marks you aren't doing it right rough?
I pick C
How did you know about C? You're braver than I thought...right this way please.0 -
finny11122 wrote: »I shot JR
I confess I am judging you by saying this makes you sound really old. Sadly I am several years older than you. Sigh. I'm gonna go kick rocks.
I'm really 93 years old . I found the fountain of youth0 -
I confess that I ate so much sushi tonight that I gave myself a stomachache. Urf.2
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hollygirl101 wrote: »I confess that I ate so much sushi tonight that I gave myself a stomachache. Urf.
I confess I'm jealous of you.2 -
projectsix wrote: »I thought I posted in here a long time ago but I don't see it, so I'll confess to something.
One time I wasn't feeling well in the tummy but decided to tough it out and go to the gym anyways. Life is really all about decisions, and this was certainly a poor one. I arrive at the gym, start doing my warmup and I can already tell I have to go to the washroom. Annoyed, I quickly take a bathroom break then get back to my workout. Yes, I washed my hands well and used hand santizer. I'm training chest and end up doing a few exercises successfully.
I get into doing flat bench press with dumbbells. I'm sitting at the end of the bench with 2 x 40 or 50lb dumbbells which were heavy for me at the time, one resting on each quad. I lift up the dumbbells with each leg to lift them up in the air, I get them up to my chest and lower myself down to my back slowly to get into pressing position. As the descent to the bench continues out of @#!ing NOWHERE I feel a *squirt* in my new pair of CK rainbow gonch. It came so fast I had no time to squeeze it off so I'm thinking a good portion has escaped the clutches of my sphincter prison. At this point, I've come to the gym and made such a solid effort to get into position so I figured !@#$ it, I might as well push out my set even if I have what is probably a quarter-sized piece of fecal delight just chillin in my boxers. I decide to push out my 12 reps, then put the dummbells back. I hung my head in shame, straight back to the bathroom. I cleaned up and went home.
That was a sad day since, well not only did I @!#% my pants but my new pair of undies? Awful but I learned my lesson. Not once have I been back to the gym with tummy problems. If a storm is a brewin I stay home!
TLDR; I sharted at the gym irl.
Oh my God, this made me laugh so hard -- what makes it funny is the way you tell it! There are more people than you realize who have done that. There was a post a long time ago (can't remember what category) of pics of people exercising, mostly long-distance runners, with very obvious poo stains on their shorts, running down their legs . . . . well, you get the picture! I laughed then, too.2 -
projectsix wrote: »I thought I posted in here a long time ago but I don't see it, so I'll confess to something.
One time I wasn't feeling well in the tummy but decided to tough it out and go to the gym anyways. Life is really all about decisions, and this was certainly a poor one. I arrive at the gym, start doing my warmup and I can already tell I have to go to the washroom. Annoyed, I quickly take a bathroom break then get back to my workout. Yes, I washed my hands well and used hand santizer. I'm training chest and end up doing a few exercises successfully.
I get into doing flat bench press with dumbbells. I'm sitting at the end of the bench with 2 x 40 or 50lb dumbbells which were heavy for me at the time, one resting on each quad. I lift up the dumbbells with each leg to lift them up in the air, I get them up to my chest and lower myself down to my back slowly to get into pressing position. As the descent to the bench continues out of @#!ing NOWHERE I feel a *squirt* in my new pair of CK rainbow gonch. It came so fast I had no time to squeeze it off so I'm thinking a good portion has escaped the clutches of my sphincter prison. At this point, I've come to the gym and made such a solid effort to get into position so I figured !@#$ it, I might as well push out my set even if I have what is probably a quarter-sized piece of fecal delight just chillin in my boxers. I decide to push out my 12 reps, then put the dummbells back. I hung my head in shame, straight back to the bathroom. I cleaned up and went home.
That was a sad day since, well not only did I @!#% my pants but my new pair of undies? Awful but I learned my lesson. Not once have I been back to the gym with tummy problems. If a storm is a brewin I stay home!
TLDR; I sharted at the gym irl.
This is making me laugh for real. Sorry P6...just adds to your street cred0 -
projectsix wrote: »projectsix wrote: »I thought I posted in here a long time ago but I don't see it, so I'll confess to something.
One time I wasn't feeling well in the tummy but decided to tough it out and go to the gym anyways. Life is really all about decisions, and this was certainly a poor one. I arrive at the gym, start doing my warmup and I can already tell I have to go to the washroom. Annoyed, I quickly take a bathroom break then get back to my workout. Yes, I washed my hands well and used hand santizer. I'm training chest and end up doing a few exercises successfully.
I get into doing flat bench press with dumbbells. I'm sitting at the end of the bench with 2 x 40 or 50lb dumbbells which were heavy for me at the time, one resting on each quad. I lift up the dumbbells with each leg to lift them up in the air, I get them up to my chest and lower myself down to my back slowly to get into pressing position. As the descent to the bench continues out of @#!ing NOWHERE I feel a *squirt* in my new pair of CK rainbow gonch. It came so fast I had no time to squeeze it off so I'm thinking a good portion has escaped the clutches of my sphincter prison. At this point, I've come to the gym and made such a solid effort to get into position so I figured !@#$ it, I might as well push out my set even if I have what is probably a quarter-sized piece of fecal delight just chillin in my boxers. I decide to push out my 12 reps, then put the dummbells back. I hung my head in shame, straight back to the bathroom. I cleaned up and went home.
That was a sad day since, well not only did I @!#% my pants but my new pair of undies? Awful but I learned my lesson. Not once have I been back to the gym with tummy problems. If a storm is a brewin I stay home!
TLDR; I sharted at the gym irl.
This is making me laugh for real. Sorry P6...just adds to your street cred
Omgooses wtf! Someone I know! You weren't supposed to read that.
I literally laughed so hard I have tears rolling down my cheeks ..god dayyyum you've been missed ..classy one :laugh:1 -
GreenGoddess22 wrote: »I confess that I'm too flirty everywhere I go.
Grrrrrrrr...
There are lots of temptations out there... I confess I think all women have a temptation about them but I choose to keep myself in check because my bride does it for me...3 -
I confess that my mild objectification this morning by some firemen has made me smile all day and probably all a little taller and notice lots more mild objectification. Or maybe my tank top just looks really good today...although I think it's my hair that looks AMAZING!4
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I confess that my mild objectification this morning by some firemen has made me smile all day and probably all a little taller and notice lots more mild objectification. Or maybe my tank top just looks really good today...although I think it's my hair that looks AMAZING!
Were you just objectifying that fireman for objectifying you?
Nice hairdo AND a tank top... Well, there is that!!0 -
haha I'm more than happy to objectify the firemen but I didn't have time I was crossing a street while looking for pokemon.
I like to think it's the hair. A good hair day can do wonders for everything and everyone0 -
haha I'm more than happy to objectify the firemen but I didn't have time I was crossing a street while looking for pokemon.
I like to think it's the hair. A good hair day can do wonders for everything and everyone
A great hair day... I remember those days.
I shave my head now...
I'm still thinking it was more the tank top, THEN the hair...0 -
I dislike shytting in public, but while out of town, I went to a store that just opened up, and DESTROYED their perfectly clean bathroom....I went in the women's bathroom!....*sigh* I felt bad, so i stayed and bought something...1
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I want a tiny house. Not a super tiny one but I could do 300-500sq ft.1
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