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  • melimomTARDIS
    melimomTARDIS Posts: 1,941 Member
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    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    Not me. I don't get into those fad diets. Strictly a military diet adherent, myself.

    the military diet, isnt that the one that utilizes the fat burning super food, hot dogs?
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
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    melimomTARDIS wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    Not me. I don't get into those fad diets. Strictly a military diet adherent, myself.

    the military diet, isnt that the one that utilizes the fat burning super food, hot dogs?

    I thought the ice cream was the super food
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    Azexas wrote: »
    melimomTARDIS wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    Not me. I don't get into those fad diets. Strictly a military diet adherent, myself.

    the military diet, isnt that the one that utilizes the fat burning super food, hot dogs?

    I thought the ice cream was the super food

    Only when mixed with saltines and tuna.
  • shoofly435
    shoofly435 Posts: 74 Member
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    richln wrote: »
    You have to detox with clean carbs to loose weight. Counting calories only works if you set your calorie goal to 1200 per day and then do 3 hours of HIIT cardio at midnight while drinking banana juice.

    Lmao!

  • heybales
    heybales Posts: 18,842 Member
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    senecarr wrote: »
    ceoverturf wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    cookiealbright wrote: »
    So tell me...how bored are you today to have started this thread??? lol
    Exactly 42 angstroms worth.

    You counted all of them??
    I was told as long as I used 42, my answer would be right. That's why I eat everything as either 42 calories, grams, or ounces, and try to eat 42 total servings a day of things. I figure the means I'll reach the correct weight. Is that not how it works?

    Pretty sure I've heard you are supposed to have 42 smaller meals through the day to lose weight.

    But that comes after a 42 day toxin cleanse.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,943 Member
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    SLLRunner wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
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    How come doing this never worked for me? :D

    Maybe you did it wrong? iDK

    :D
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Azexas wrote: »
    melimomTARDIS wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    Not me. I don't get into those fad diets. Strictly a military diet adherent, myself.

    the military diet, isnt that the one that utilizes the fat burning super food, hot dogs?

    I thought the ice cream was the super food

    Only when mixed with saltines and tuna.

    This is true. Individually these foods do nothing for you but combining them for 3 days, and 3 days only, leads to magical (and sustainable!) fat burning properties.
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
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    heybales wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    ceoverturf wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    cookiealbright wrote: »
    So tell me...how bored are you today to have started this thread??? lol
    Exactly 42 angstroms worth.

    You counted all of them??
    I was told as long as I used 42, my answer would be right. That's why I eat everything as either 42 calories, grams, or ounces, and try to eat 42 total servings a day of things. I figure the means I'll reach the correct weight. Is that not how it works?

    Pretty sure I've heard you are supposed to have 42 smaller meals through the day to lose weight.

    But that comes after a 42 day toxin cleanse.

    Is there a corresponding list of 42 foods I must always eat and 42 foods I must never eat? Are there 42 weird tricks / rules I must obey to do the cleanse?
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    senecarr wrote: »
    heybales wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    ceoverturf wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    cookiealbright wrote: »
    So tell me...how bored are you today to have started this thread??? lol
    Exactly 42 angstroms worth.

    You counted all of them??
    I was told as long as I used 42, my answer would be right. That's why I eat everything as either 42 calories, grams, or ounces, and try to eat 42 total servings a day of things. I figure the means I'll reach the correct weight. Is that not how it works?

    Pretty sure I've heard you are supposed to have 42 smaller meals through the day to lose weight.

    But that comes after a 42 day toxin cleanse.

    Is there a corresponding list of 42 foods I must always eat and 42 foods I must never eat? Are there 42 weird tricks / rules I must obey to do the cleanse?

    Yes. But you have to guess them. We won't tell you.
  • joeyzuraski
    joeyzuraski Posts: 47 Member
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    Just remember one thing. It's not just counting calories. It's the quality of those calories. Like avoiding all the fun places we go to. Starbucks, DD, McDonald's, etc. Those are very bad for you. Or just be sure to choose the lesser of all evils. Like fraps and lattes for just coffee. A Donut for an Egg White Sandwich.
  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
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    joeyzuraski wrote: »
    Just remember one thing. It's not just counting calories. It's the quality of those calories. Like avoiding all the fun places we go to. Starbucks, DD, McDonald's, etc. Those are very bad for you. Or just be sure to choose the lesser of all evils. Like fraps and lattes for just coffee. A Donut for an Egg White Sandwich.

    You can still eat those "bad" foods in moderation and lose weight. They can certainly be part of an overall healthy diet
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    joeyzuraski wrote: »
    Just remember one thing. It's not just counting calories. It's the quality of those calories. Like avoiding all the fun places we go to. Starbucks, DD, McDonald's, etc. Those are very bad for you. Or just be sure to choose the lesser of all evils. Like fraps and lattes for just coffee. A Donut for an Egg White Sandwich.

    Can't decide if you're serious or not...
  • DeguelloTex
    DeguelloTex Posts: 6,658 Member
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    joeyzuraski wrote: »
    Just remember one thing. It's not just counting calories. It's the quality of those calories. Like avoiding all the fun places we go to. Starbucks, DD, McDonald's, etc. Those are very bad for you. Or just be sure to choose the lesser of all evils. Like fraps and lattes for just coffee. A Donut for an Egg White Sandwich.
    Not sure if serious but, if you are, you should definitely do those things. I support your choice.

  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
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    joeyzuraski wrote: »
    Just remember one thing. It's not just counting calories. It's the quality of those calories. Like avoiding all the fun places we go to. Starbucks, DD, McDonald's, etc. Those are very bad for you. Or just be sure to choose the lesser of all evils. Like fraps and lattes for just coffee. A Donut for an Egg White Sandwich.
    If you feel like avoiding fun places, that is your path, and I support you 100%.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
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    joeyzuraski wrote: »
    Just remember one thing. It's not just counting calories. It's the quality of those calories. Like avoiding all the fun places we go to. Starbucks, DD, McDonald's, etc. Those are very bad for you. Or just be sure to choose the lesser of all evils. Like fraps and lattes for just coffee. A Donut for an Egg White Sandwich.

    How do you get all the fixins to stay between the egg whites?
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    joeyzuraski wrote: »
    Just remember one thing. It's not just counting calories. It's the quality of those calories. Like avoiding all the fun places we go to. Starbucks, DD, McDonald's, etc. Those are very bad for you. Or just be sure to choose the lesser of all evils. Like fraps and lattes for just coffee. A Donut for an Egg White Sandwich.

    I don't want to eat faps
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    joeyzuraski wrote: »
    Just remember one thing. It's not just counting calories. It's the quality of those calories. Like avoiding all the fun places we go to. Starbucks, DD, McDonald's, etc. Those are very bad for you. Or just be sure to choose the lesser of all evils. Like fraps and lattes for just coffee. A Donut for an Egg White Sandwich.

    surely you jest..?
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,943 Member
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    joeyzuraski wrote: »
    Just remember one thing. It's not just counting calories. It's the quality of those calories. Like avoiding all the fun places we go to. Starbucks, DD, McDonald's, etc. Those are very bad for you. Or just be sure to choose the lesser of all evils. Like fraps and lattes for just coffee. A Donut for an Egg White Sandwich.

    Good and bad is in the perception. ;)

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