MFP New Years Resolutions (the lighter side)

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  • suziecue20
    suziecue20 Posts: 567 Member
    I resolve not to be frightened by all the people who have contributed to this thread.
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    I resolve not get so eye twitchy at the misinformation spouted on waist trainer threads, even by people I usually like and respect.

    Excuse me while I write an essay on the differences..............
  • Vodka97
    Vodka97 Posts: 95 Member
    I'd love to walk 365km in 365 days :)
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
    I did it again. But I swear I'll stop clicking on the 'sugar addiction' threads.
  • MondayJune22nd2015
    MondayJune22nd2015 Posts: 876 Member
    edited January 2016
    I won't cringe when I see someone use "advise" instead of "advice". No wait it happens so often, that I consider cringing via this; to be an exercise. That's a positive thing, so why would I resolve; not to exercise?

    Okay I won't consider the cringing I do, from those that use "dose" instead of "does" exercise because that doesn't happen enough.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    Orphia wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Orphia wrote: »
    I will probably still think less of people if they reply to an OP without reading the other replies.

    Sorry, not sorry.

    I'm sure your opinion of me must be in the gutter then @Orphia :bigsmile: because almost the only fun I now get out of foruming on MFP is thread bingo

    read OP
    answer
    read up and see who I've agreed with, disagreed with and unconsciously insulted

    since we are now devoid of any form of personality I must get my jollies somewhere

    bitternotbitter

    @rabbitjb That just shows how awesome you are, because I've never noticed that.

    You always seem to come along and sum up the whole discussion perfectly as if you've read every post.

    I really should resolve to stop being such a rabbitjb fangirl. It's only the fact that you believe in acupuncture that stops me from creating my own rabbitjb altar to worship at. :smiley:

    You think I'm awesome (sung to the tune of Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality)

    Right back at you :)

    But seriously...acupuncture is a real thing

    Have you never seen the surgery clips?

    Warning ...shows real surgery

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6ThmAqf--t8

  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,486 Member
    I won't cringe when I see someone use "advise" instead of "advice". No wait it happens so often, that I consider cringing via this; to be an exercise. That's a positive thing, so why would I resolve; not to exercise?

    Okay I won't consider the cringing I do, from those that use "dose" instead of "does" exercise because that doesn't happen enough.

    Just don't screw up your face while cringing. It will stay that way. :s

    Effect/affect, do/due, then/than. To add to your exercise routine. Careful you don't get bulky. That is going to be a lot of exercise.

    Cheers, h.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    I won't cringe when I see someone use "advise" instead of "advice". No wait it happens so often, that I consider cringing via this; to be an exercise. That's a positive thing, so why would I resolve; not to exercise?

    Okay I won't consider the cringing I do, from those that use "dose" instead of "does" exercise because that doesn't happen enough.

    Just don't screw up your face while cringing. It will stay that way. :s

    Effect/affect, do/due, then/than. To add to your exercise routine. Careful you don't get bulky. That is going to be a lot of exercise.

    Cheers, h.

    would of/could of vs would have/could have
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Gah. Regimen/regiment.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    Gah. Regimen/regiment.

    WTF ...that better be an av of some celeb I don't recognise @tincanonastring

    Otherwise you have shaken my faith in humanity...and beards
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Gah. Regimen/regiment.

    WTF ...that better be an av of some celeb I don't recognise @tincanonastring

    Otherwise you have shaken my faith in humanity...and beards

    What the......
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Just put your finger over the bottom part of my avi and you won't be able to tell the difference!
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
    Just put your finger over the bottom part of my avi and you won't be able to tell the difference!

    Dear Tincan--Why??
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Just put your finger over the bottom part of my avi and you won't be able to tell the difference!

    Dear Tincan--Why??

    Honestly? Boredom.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    edited January 2016
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    I will 100% support every OP no matter the post….

    I support this goal 100%

    As for me, 2016 will FINALLY be the year that I stick to completing the often-imitated, never-duplicated "Sugar Coated Marshmallow Shaped Like a Furry Animal Detox". (patent pending...don't fall for the scam copy-cats)
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    Just put your finger over the bottom part of my avi and you won't be able to tell the difference!

    Dear Tincan--Why??

    Honestly? Boredom.

    I kinda like it...and I'm kinda freaked in equal measure

    How titillating ;)
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Just put your finger over the bottom part of my avi and you won't be able to tell the difference!

    Dear Tincan--Why??

    Honestly? Boredom.

    I kinda like it...and I'm kinda freaked in equal measure

    How titillating ;)

    Well, I'm not going to lie. I absolutely detest it. It freaks me out and it feels weird and my kids are cryingandthewifemovedoutandit'sallbecauseIshavedmybeard!!!!!!! It's already growing out.
  • HippySkoppy
    HippySkoppy Posts: 725 Member
    After doing this ie: weight loss and then maintaining for 3 years, I promise to act my age and not buy into unrealistic promises of the latest style of eating.

    Late 2015 saw me turn into a frantic, frenzied and confused 'newbie'....when I should have known better.

    I vow to ask for advice sooner from those much wiser than me.

  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Just put your finger over the bottom part of my avi and you won't be able to tell the difference!

    Dear Tincan--Why??

    Honestly? Boredom.

    I kinda like it...and I'm kinda freaked in equal measure

    How titillating ;)

    Well, I'm not going to lie. I absolutely detest it. It freaks me out and it feels weird and my kids are cryingandthewifemovedoutandit'sallbecauseIshavedmybeard!!!!!!! It's already growing out.

    Most importantly

    What did it weigh?
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Just put your finger over the bottom part of my avi and you won't be able to tell the difference!

    Dear Tincan--Why??

    Honestly? Boredom.

    I kinda like it...and I'm kinda freaked in equal measure

    How titillating ;)

    Well, I'm not going to lie. I absolutely detest it. It freaks me out and it feels weird and my kids are cryingandthewifemovedoutandit'sallbecauseIshavedmybeard!!!!!!! It's already growing out.

    Most importantly

    What did it weigh?

    cay.gif

    I F'ING FORGOT TO WEIGH IT!!!!!!!!
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Just put your finger over the bottom part of my avi and you won't be able to tell the difference!

    Dear Tincan--Why??

    Honestly? Boredom.

    I kinda like it...and I'm kinda freaked in equal measure

    How titillating ;)

    Well, I'm not going to lie. I absolutely detest it. It freaks me out and it feels weird and my kids are cryingandthewifemovedoutandit'sallbecauseIshavedmybeard!!!!!!! It's already growing out.

    Most importantly

    What did it weigh?

    cay.gif

    I F'ING FORGOT TO WEIGH IT!!!!!!!!

    You lie!


    So what do you weigh without it ?
  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,486 Member
    @HippySkoppy please don't act your age, just ask for advice. Youth is fleeting. I am trying to hold on to it for my dear life. <3<3

    @juggernaut1974 I will do the Easter version with the yellow chicks. Where do I send the money, and is there a DVD?

    Cheers, h.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Just put your finger over the bottom part of my avi and you won't be able to tell the difference!

    Dear Tincan--Why??

    Honestly? Boredom.

    I kinda like it...and I'm kinda freaked in equal measure

    How titillating ;)

    Well, I'm not going to lie. I absolutely detest it. It freaks me out and it feels weird and my kids are cryingandthewifemovedoutandit'sallbecauseIshavedmybeard!!!!!!! It's already growing out.

    Most importantly

    What did it weigh?

    cay.gif

    I F'ING FORGOT TO WEIGH IT!!!!!!!!

    You lie!


    So what do you weigh without it ?

    *shrug* Weigh-in isn't until Friday.
  • trina1049
    trina1049 Posts: 593 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Just put your finger over the bottom part of my avi and you won't be able to tell the difference!

    Dear Tincan--Why??

    Honestly? Boredom.

    I kinda like it...and I'm kinda freaked in equal measure

    How titillating ;)

    Well, I'm not going to lie. I absolutely detest it. It freaks me out and it feels weird and my kids are cryingandthewifemovedoutandit'sallbecauseIshavedmybeard!!!!!!! It's already growing out.

    Most importantly

    What did it weigh?

    cay.gif

    I F'ING FORGOT TO WEIGH IT!!!!!!!!

    Did you count the calories you burned when shaving? Uh, oh. . .
  • HippySkoppy
    HippySkoppy Posts: 725 Member
    @middlehaitch

    Don't worry honey.....I'm only going to embrace my age around the whole "This diet will give you XXXXX which will then make you feel XXXXXX and of course on the way all your ills will be history."

    For the rest of the time, I promise to age as disgracefully as possible - being a bad influence on all and sundry. >:)
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    edited January 2016
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    I won't cringe when I see someone use "advise" instead of "advice". No wait it happens so often, that I consider cringing via this; to be an exercise. That's a positive thing, so why would I resolve; not to exercise?

    Okay I won't consider the cringing I do, from those that use "dose" instead of "does" exercise because that doesn't happen enough.

    Just don't screw up your face while cringing. It will stay that way. :s

    Effect/affect, do/due, then/than. To add to your exercise routine. Careful you don't get bulky. That is going to be a lot of exercise.

    Cheers, h.

    would of/could of vs would have/could have

    Cite, site, sight

    But this isn't a resolution to stop cringing at it but to get it under control. I'm a typo queen. Woes be to the posts that I don't proofread.

    I have one in that period thread that made me cringe when I saw it again. Sooooo many typos.

    TL;DR: I'm going to work on my typo situation.

    Edited to fix a typo. /sigh
  • Working2BBetter
    Working2BBetter Posts: 219 Member
    I will become an active participant on these message boards. :smile: Been using MFP for many years on my iPhone, and missed that this was even here... Its great!
  • wrenak
    wrenak Posts: 144 Member
    As for me, 2016 will FINALLY be the year that I stick to completing the often-imitated, never-duplicated "Sugar Coated Marshmallow Shaped Like a Furry Animal Detox". (patent pending...don't fall for the scam copy-cats)

    Bunnies count, right? I can't stand the chicks because they taste funny, but I'm totally down with the bunnies.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    Gah. Regimen/regiment.

    And regime.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    Gah. Regimen/regiment.

    And regime.

    Every time someone says "exercise regime" I think of Kim Jong Il wearing sweatbands.