People That Think Low-Carb is Good For You are Wrong
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Pollywog_la wrote: »This is an excellent poe.
Big thumbs up to OP
8 pages so quickly!
Hats off to you.
Sadly, I'm pretty sure he's serious0 -
SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »Bunch of moderators defending low carb and keto
Ya gotta laugh
I haven't read through the entire thread yet, but this is what struck me as hilarious... how many of the people who normally are moderation proponents in the LCHF threads, are defending LC and ketogenic diets in the face of someone so extreme...
OP I for one would just like to thank you for bringing so many of us together. Now who is going to lead us in a round of Kumbaya...
That is.. If you have the energy to get up and do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjsa05Os3ss
Bahahahahahahahahaa! hahahahaha.
OMG this is precious. Thanks so much for sharing.
Is it Freelee?0 -
WinoGelato wrote: »Bunch of moderators defending low carb and keto
Ya gotta laugh
I haven't read through the entire thread yet, but this is what struck me as hilarious... how many of the people who normally are moderation proponents in the LCHF threads, are defending LC and ketogenic diets in the face of someone so extreme...
OP I for one would just like to thank you for bringing so many of us together. Now who is going to lead us in a round of Kumbaya...
That is.. If you have the energy to get up and do that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjsa05Os3ss
Huh? Did you think I'm an advocate for a ketogenic diet? You apparently haven't looked at my diary.
Scores for this thread so far:
Ironic Humor: 9.5
Bringing opposing view points together in the face of a common enemy: 8.8
Reading comprehension of OP: 2.5
Trolling capability of OP: 1.2
Chances of being locked before 3pm CST: 100%
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stevencloser wrote: »SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »Bunch of moderators defending low carb and keto
Ya gotta laugh
I haven't read through the entire thread yet, but this is what struck me as hilarious... how many of the people who normally are moderation proponents in the LCHF threads, are defending LC and ketogenic diets in the face of someone so extreme...
OP I for one would just like to thank you for bringing so many of us together. Now who is going to lead us in a round of Kumbaya...
That is.. If you have the energy to get up and do that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjsa05Os3ss
Bahahahahahahahahaa! hahahahaha.
OMG this is precious. Thanks so much for sharing.
Is it Freelee?
Nope. It's a guy denouncing the ketogenic diet by starting off saying you won't be able to get an erection.0 -
LolBroScience wrote: »
Just trying to prolong it bud.
So ... are you going to explain how my vegetarian, high in fruits and veggies diet led to my high cholesterol and an autoimmune disorder or are you just going to ignore that?
You said "vegetarian", what else were you eating besides fruits and veggies?
Your original post specified vegan or vegetarian. I was vegetarian. Please explain. I ate no meat (including fish). I was a true vegetarian.
What else did you eat besides fruit and veggies?
The usual.
You put forth the scenario. You don't get to move the goal posts. Please and thank you, why do I have high cholesterol and an autoimmune disorder from following the diet you claim leads to only perfect health and no death?
You probably did not eat the right things outside of fruits and veggies.
Yeah. She totes didn't eat enough cereal.
LMAO,I was telling hubby about this and he said the same thing you did,0 -
Pollywog_la wrote: »This is an excellent poe.
Big thumbs up to OP
8 pages so quickly!
Hats off to you.
Had me for a sec
I thought you made a haiku
No? It's time to start...
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LolBroScience wrote: »
Just trying to prolong it bud.
So ... are you going to explain how my vegetarian, high in fruits and veggies diet led to my high cholesterol and an autoimmune disorder or are you just going to ignore that?
You said "vegetarian", what else were you eating besides fruits and veggies?
Your original post specified vegan or vegetarian. I was vegetarian. Please explain. I ate no meat (including fish). I was a true vegetarian.
What else did you eat besides fruit and veggies?
Are you under the impression that vegans eat nothing but fruits and vegetables?
I'm simply asking a question as to why she has high cholesterol?
High cholesterol can be hereditary.
And as I said previously a high total cholesterol number isn't necessarily bad. My total cholesterol is on the high side but my LDL's, HDL's, and Tri's are in the correct range.0 -
juggernaut1974 wrote: »Pollywog_la wrote: »This is an excellent poe.
Big thumbs up to OP
8 pages so quickly!
Hats off to you.
Had me for a sec
I thought you made a haiku
No? It's time to start...
High Carb is awesome
I eat no fats and proteins
Cereal all day.
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People's diets are slowly killing them, oh well. Guess they'll find out in the long run.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1yCeFmn_e2c0 -
juggernaut1974 wrote: »Pollywog_la wrote: »This is an excellent poe.
Big thumbs up to OP
8 pages so quickly!
Hats off to you.
Had me for a sec
I thought you made a haiku
No? It's time to start...
Eat all of the carbs
Protein is killing you all
Fat is not your friend.0 -
juggernaut1974 wrote: »LolBroScience wrote: »
Just trying to prolong it bud.
So ... are you going to explain how my vegetarian, high in fruits and veggies diet led to my high cholesterol and an autoimmune disorder or are you just going to ignore that?
You said "vegetarian", what else were you eating besides fruits and veggies?
Your original post specified vegan or vegetarian. I was vegetarian. Please explain. I ate no meat (including fish). I was a true vegetarian.
What else did you eat besides fruit and veggies?
Are you under the impression that vegans eat nothing but fruits and vegetables?
And broccoli grains
I do adore broccoli grains.0 -
snowflake954 wrote: »snowflake954 wrote: »RuNaRoUnDaFiEld wrote: »snowflake954 wrote: »OP--where did your diary go? I wanted to learn to eat correctly by following your example. Sigh.
He locked it after we saw that he eats little more than cereal.
Let's see yours
MINE is always open--I have nothing to hide.
Tbh, not as bad as some people's I've seen. Liking the carb intake, like pasta and such.
I live in Italy, dear.
And I am sure you feel so much better knowing your diet is approved by the OP!0 -
juggernaut1974 wrote: »LolBroScience wrote: »
Just trying to prolong it bud.
So ... are you going to explain how my vegetarian, high in fruits and veggies diet led to my high cholesterol and an autoimmune disorder or are you just going to ignore that?
You said "vegetarian", what else were you eating besides fruits and veggies?
Your original post specified vegan or vegetarian. I was vegetarian. Please explain. I ate no meat (including fish). I was a true vegetarian.
What else did you eat besides fruit and veggies?
Are you under the impression that vegans eat nothing but fruits and vegetables?
And broccoli grains
This right here had me tearing up!!! Oh, those broccoli grains.
Wait.... Is that a GMO?
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People's diets are slowly killing them, oh well. Guess they'll find out in the long run.
Please explain to me why life expectancy of vegetarians is shorter than people that eat a healthy diet including meat? (I am talking a well balanced diet here not those eating crap) it's around 3 years for men and closer to 5 years for woman. Also please explain to me why the instance of depression is higher in vegetarians?
Being vegetarian or vegan is your choice and I know lots of them and respect that, but don't go preaching crap you have read on blogs by extremists!!! True vegetarians don't eat meat or animal products because they don't want harm against animals good on them for that!
Also eggs are one of natures most complete foods and they don't cause high cholesterol at all!!0 -
summerkissed wrote: »People's diets are slowly killing them, oh well. Guess they'll find out in the long run.
Please explain to me why life expectancy of vegetarians is shorter than people that eat a healthy diet including meat? (I am talking a well balanced diet here not those eating crap) Also please explain to me why the instance of depression is higher in vegetarians?
Lack of bacon.0 -
Runfaster14 wrote: »snowflake954 wrote: »snowflake954 wrote: »RuNaRoUnDaFiEld wrote: »snowflake954 wrote: »OP--where did your diary go? I wanted to learn to eat correctly by following your example. Sigh.
He locked it after we saw that he eats little more than cereal.
Let's see yours
MINE is always open--I have nothing to hide.
Tbh, not as bad as some people's I've seen. Liking the carb intake, like pasta and such.
I live in Italy, dear.
And I am sure you feel so much better knowing your diet is approved by the OP!
Oh I do! Am so relieved that I'm going to live. Sorry for the rest of you.
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Op, I bet your friends and family are loving your new found expertise and enthusiasm on diet and nutrition. Or, they just want to stick a sock in your mouth to shut you up. Socks are vegan, by the way.0
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michaela_g09 wrote: »Runfaster14 wrote: »LolBroScience wrote: »
Just trying to prolong it bud.
Get your blood work done, keep eating the way you are now and get it done again in one year. Then we will see who's life expectancy is longer.
By the way you're looking, probably mine.
mmm gonna have to call bs on that one... have you seen that girl!?!? good lawd
You are so sweet! Funny what a balanced diet will do0 -
juggernaut1974 wrote: »summerkissed wrote: »People's diets are slowly killing them, oh well. Guess they'll find out in the long run.
Please explain to me why life expectancy of vegetarians is shorter than people that eat a healthy diet including meat? (I am talking a well balanced diet here not those eating crap) Also please explain to me why the instance of depression is higher in vegetarians?
Please please cite some sources.0 -
She's lucky she didn't stop me, instead.janejellyroll wrote: »janejellyroll wrote: »Psst, OP. Antagonism and spreading misinformation isn't a good foundation for solid advocacy.
Preach.
I have been a vegetarian for a long long time and have recently had some more significant vegan leanings. I recently joined a vegan running group and one of my first questions was how accepting they were of people all along the spectrum. The girl who ran the group who is a devout vegan said that she knows the best way to spread the word and to help people along whatever journey they have is to accept them where they are. And yep, it's working. I am much more vegan friendly since joining their little cohort and it is because they are incredibly knowledgeable and not pushy. Additionally, they are incredibly well informed and try as hard as they might to not be biased.
The other day I was walking my dogs and a woman pulled her car over randomly and asked me if I loved my dogs. When I said "yes," she began lecturing me about how I could love dogs but eat other animals (I still have no idea what provoked this). I managed to break into her lecture and let her know that I had been vegan for about ten years, so it wasn't an issue.
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Bacon is my friend
No pasta for me today
Yay for fat and eggs0 -
juggernaut1974 wrote: »summerkissed wrote: »People's diets are slowly killing them, oh well. Guess they'll find out in the long run.
Please explain to me why life expectancy of vegetarians is shorter than people that eat a healthy diet including meat? (I am talking a well balanced diet here not those eating crap) Also please explain to me why the instance of depression is higher in vegetarians?
Lack of bacon.
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Runfaster14 wrote: »michaela_g09 wrote: »Runfaster14 wrote: »LolBroScience wrote: »
Just trying to prolong it bud.
Get your blood work done, keep eating the way you are now and get it done again in one year. Then we will see who's life expectancy is longer.
By the way you're looking, probably mine.
mmm gonna have to call bs on that one... have you seen that girl!?!? good lawd
You are so sweet! Funny what a balanced diet will do
Hey just calling em like I see em. I don't know what you eat but I want it haha0 -
ah, the low carb diet
killing those who partake
wise words those are not0 -
stevencloser wrote: »
Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin
The industrial revolution introduced ketogenic diets according to OP
Therefore cotton socks are also probably the devil.
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WinoGelato wrote: »stevencloser wrote: »
Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin
The industrial revolution introduced ketogenic diets according to OP
Therefore cotton socks are also probably the devil.
Too many syllables0 -
"Eat fat to get fat
Cholesterol is my friend
Why Isn't my diet working"0 -
feisty_bucket wrote: »I prefer the wisdom of the Breatharians. Enter the fifth dimension and live off of air. Food is lame.
http://www.breatharian.com/wileybrooks.html
i want to be a follower ! how do i join ? give me a tick, i'll cancel my scientology subscription .0
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