People That Think Low-Carb is Good For You are Wrong

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  • stevencloser
    stevencloser Posts: 8,911 Member
    I have one true way
    I never heard of CICO
    It's snowing on mt. fuji
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    magtart wrote: »
    Op, I bet your friends and family are loving your new found expertise and enthusiasm on diet and nutrition. Or, they just want to stick a sock in your mouth to shut you up. Socks are vegan, by the way.

    Only cotton socks. Wool is the devil.

    Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin
    The industrial revolution introduced ketogenic diets according to OP
    Therefore cotton socks are also probably the devil.

    Too many syllables

    Not a haiku, friend
    Just Deductive Reasoning
    Logic Fails OP
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    Want to blow your mind?
    Can someone be a low-carb
    Pastafarian?
  • Annabella402
    Annabella402 Posts: 12 Member
    I think moderation in all things is the best policy. I do think carbs are important for a healthy diet because they provide energy and vitamins and minerals. But they need to be unprocessed carbs. It is the processed carbs that give us trouble because they turn to sugar easily. Unprocessed carbs take longer to digest and the sugars are released into the system slowly.
  • Emily3907
    Emily3907 Posts: 1,461 Member
    So, I have a question. If everyone in the world was vegan, what would happen to all the milk and eggs? Would we just throw them in the ocean?

    (This is in no way knocking the choice to be vegan, I don't care what people eat. Personal choice and all that jazz. I am just genuinely curious.)
  • LaceyBirds
    LaceyBirds Posts: 451 Member
    OMP33 wrote: »
    "Eat fat to get fat
    Cholesterol is my friend
    Why Isn't my diet working"

    Oh, this is perfect
    Now on top of bad advice
    We get bad haiku
  • 3bambi3
    3bambi3 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Want to blow your mind?
    Can someone be a low-carb
    Pastafarian?

    Miracle noodles
    Are the one true solution
    Pasta-free pasta
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    edited January 2016
    OMP33 wrote: »
    "Eat fat to get fat
    Cholesterol is my friend
    Why Isn't my diet working"

    Thirty Eight Years Old
    Look Pretty Damn Good I'd say
    You're nineteen, please go away
  • canoepug56
    canoepug56 Posts: 161 Member
    You put a link up to 'Vegan Gains' ? The biggest prick on the internet....
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    OP is angry
    Viagra gives others wood
    Just makes him taller
  • chunky_pinup
    chunky_pinup Posts: 758 Member
    Emily3907 wrote: »
    So, I have a question. If everyone in the world was vegan, what would happen to all the milk and eggs? Would we just throw them in the ocean?

    (This is in no way knocking the choice to be vegan, I don't care what people eat. Personal choice and all that jazz. I am just genuinely curious.)

    Duh...that would totally solve the malnourished aquatic population!
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    I think moderation in all things is the best policy. I do think carbs are important for a healthy diet because they provide energy and vitamins and minerals. But they need to be unprocessed carbs. It is the processed carbs that give us trouble because they turn to sugar easily. Unprocessed carbs take longer to digest and the sugars are released into the system slowly.

    You may want to Google "simple carbs vs complex carbs".
  • janejellyroll
    janejellyroll Posts: 25,763 Member
    Emily3907 wrote: »
    So, I have a question. If everyone in the world was vegan, what would happen to all the milk and eggs? Would we just throw them in the ocean?

    (This is in no way knocking the choice to be vegan, I don't care what people eat. Personal choice and all that jazz. I am just genuinely curious.)

    If everyone in the world was vegan, I imagine we would stop breeding so many chickens and cows to produce eggs and dairy for profit. The milk that was produced would feed calves. And the eggs that were laid would turn into chickens.

    It's not like we're overwhelmed with the milk produced by non-domesticated species or the eggs laid by non-domesticated birds.
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  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    OMP33 wrote: »
    People's diets are slowly killing them, oh well. Guess they'll find out in the long run.

    Please explain to me why life expectancy of vegetarians is shorter than people that eat a healthy diet including meat? (I am talking a well balanced diet here not those eating crap) Also please explain to me why the instance of depression is higher in vegetarians?

    Lack of bacon.

    +1000
  • fishshark
    fishshark Posts: 1,886 Member
    Emily3907 wrote: »
    So, I have a question. If everyone in the world was vegan, what would happen to all the milk and eggs? Would we just throw them in the ocean?

    (This is in no way knocking the choice to be vegan, I don't care what people eat. Personal choice and all that jazz. I am just genuinely curious.)

    haha ummm well the animals wouldn't be milked by humans... thus no milk except for feeding their offspring.. lol... And the eggs would probably be fertilized to make more chickens, or eaten by wolfs/foxs/coyotes ect.
  • errollmaclean
    errollmaclean Posts: 562 Member
    This thread just made my day!!! :D
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    LaceyBirds wrote: »
    jcbenes wrote: »
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    OMP33 wrote: »
    rml_16 wrote: »
    OMP33 wrote: »
    rml_16 wrote: »
    OMP33 wrote: »
    opycha wrote: »
    People's diets are slowly killing them, oh well. Guess they'll find out in the long run.

    News flash.... we are all dying.

    Just trying to prolong it bud.

    So ... are you going to explain how my vegetarian, high in fruits and veggies diet led to my high cholesterol and an autoimmune disorder or are you just going to ignore that?

    You said "vegetarian", what else were you eating besides fruits and veggies?

    Your original post specified vegan or vegetarian. I was vegetarian. Please explain. I ate no meat (including fish). I was a true vegetarian.

    What else did you eat besides fruit and veggies?

    Are you under the impression that vegans eat nothing but fruits and vegetables?

    And broccoli grains

    This right here had me tearing up!!! Oh, those broccoli grains.

    Wait.... Is that a GMO?

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    That makes me incredibly sad. :(
  • OMP33
    OMP33 Posts: 308 Member
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    OMP33 wrote: »
    "Eat fat to get fat
    Cholesterol is my friend
    Why Isn't my diet working"

    This attempt at a haiku mirrors your attempt at diet advice, in that it doesn't work and is wrong.

    Yeah because I'm advising a lot of fat and cholesterol. Nice try though!
  • Pollywog_la
    Pollywog_la Posts: 103 Member
    canoepug wrote: »
    You put a link up to 'Vegan Gains' ? The biggest prick on the internet....

    I dunno. Durianrider seems pricky-er
  • fishshark
    fishshark Posts: 1,886 Member
    shell1005 wrote: »
    Emily3907 wrote: »
    So, I have a question. If everyone in the world was vegan, what would happen to all the milk and eggs? Would we just throw them in the ocean?

    (This is in no way knocking the choice to be vegan, I don't care what people eat. Personal choice and all that jazz. I am just genuinely curious.)

    If we were all vegan than chickens would no longer be subjected to the horrible conditions of factory farming to get their eggs....and the same with cows and milk. Do you think all the milk, cheese and eggs that the world consumes happens naturally???? Just curious.

    yea that seriously couldnt have been a serious question. mind blown
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    edited January 2016
    Emily3907 wrote: »
    So, I have a question. If everyone in the world was vegan, what would happen to all the milk and eggs? Would we just throw them in the ocean?

    (This is in no way knocking the choice to be vegan, I don't care what people eat. Personal choice and all that jazz. I am just genuinely curious.)

    The cow coup d'etat will begin

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  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    late again.
  • Pollywog_la
    Pollywog_la Posts: 103 Member
    If the world becomes vegan, that just means more bacon for me.
    Count me in!
  • janejellyroll
    janejellyroll Posts: 25,763 Member
    Emily3907 wrote: »
    So, I have a question. If everyone in the world was vegan, what would happen to all the milk and eggs? Would we just throw them in the ocean?

    (This is in no way knocking the choice to be vegan, I don't care what people eat. Personal choice and all that jazz. I am just genuinely curious.)

    If everyone in the world was vegan, I imagine we would stop breeding so many chickens and cows to produce eggs and dairy for profit. The milk that was produced would feed calves. And the eggs that were laid would turn into chickens.

    It's not like we're overwhelmed with the milk produced by non-domesticated species or the eggs laid by non-domesticated birds.

    And the current popul
    Emily3907 wrote: »
    So, I have a question. If everyone in the world was vegan, what would happen to all the milk and eggs? Would we just throw them in the ocean?

    (This is in no way knocking the choice to be vegan, I don't care what people eat. Personal choice and all that jazz. I am just genuinely curious.)

    The cow coup d'etat will begin

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    One of my all-time favorite memes.
  • dragerk
    dragerk Posts: 19 Member
    Want to blow your mind?
    Can someone be a low-carb
    Pastafarian?

    Blessed be his noodly appendages.
  • Emily3907
    Emily3907 Posts: 1,461 Member
    Emily3907 wrote: »
    So, I have a question. If everyone in the world was vegan, what would happen to all the milk and eggs? Would we just throw them in the ocean?

    (This is in no way knocking the choice to be vegan, I don't care what people eat. Personal choice and all that jazz. I am just genuinely curious.)

    If everyone in the world was vegan, I imagine we would stop breeding so many chickens and cows to produce eggs and dairy for profit. The milk that was produced would feed calves. And the eggs that were laid would turn into chickens.

    It's not like we're overwhelmed with the milk produced by non-domesticated species or the eggs laid by non-domesticated birds.

    That makes sense. :)
  • RuNaRoUnDaFiEld
    RuNaRoUnDaFiEld Posts: 5,864 Member
    Emily3907 wrote: »
    So, I have a question. If everyone in the world was vegan, what would happen to all the milk and eggs? Would we just throw them in the ocean?

    (This is in no way knocking the choice to be vegan, I don't care what people eat. Personal choice and all that jazz. I am just genuinely curious.)

    I would think that the animals that provided them would be put down. They were bred to make a profit. No profit in feeding them and paying the vets bills if they aren't going to make money back from them.

  • FunkyTobias
    FunkyTobias Posts: 1,776 Member
    Emily3907 wrote: »
    So, I have a question. If everyone in the world was vegan, what would happen to all the milk and eggs? Would we just throw them in the ocean?

    (This is in no way knocking the choice to be vegan, I don't care what people eat. Personal choice and all that jazz. I am just genuinely curious.)

    The cow d'etat will begin

    enhanced-buzz-18032-1337635971-5.jpg

    FTFY
  • 3bambi3
    3bambi3 Posts: 1,650 Member
    OMP33 wrote: »
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    OMP33 wrote: »
    "Eat fat to get fat
    Cholesterol is my friend
    Why Isn't my diet working"

    This attempt at a haiku mirrors your attempt at diet advice, in that it doesn't work and is wrong.

    Yeah because I'm advising a lot of fat and cholesterol. Nice try though!

    Protip: haikus are 5-7-5, not 5-7-8. It's a fundamental fact that you've gotten wrong. Much like LCHF being the bestest diet ever.
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