People That Think Low-Carb is Good For You are Wrong

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  • Emily3907
    Emily3907 Posts: 1,461 Member
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    Bacon is my friend
    No pasta for me today
    Yay for fat and eggs
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    summerkissed wrote: »
    OMP33 wrote: »
    People's diets are slowly killing them, oh well. Guess they'll find out in the long run.

    Please explain to me why life expectancy of vegetarians is shorter than people that eat a healthy diet including meat? (I am talking a well balanced diet here not those eating crap) Also please explain to me why the instance of depression is higher in vegetarians?

    Lack of bacon.

    4309896-7376752361-ibuf6.jpg
  • stevencloser
    stevencloser Posts: 8,911 Member
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    magtart wrote: »
    Op, I bet your friends and family are loving your new found expertise and enthusiasm on diet and nutrition. Or, they just want to stick a sock in your mouth to shut you up. Socks are vegan, by the way.

    Only cotton socks. Wool is the devil.
  • michaelafoor916
    michaelafoor916 Posts: 710 Member
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    Runfaster14 wrote: »
    michaela_g09 wrote: »
    OMP33 wrote: »
    Runfaster14 wrote: »
    opycha wrote: »
    LolBroScience wrote: »
    opycha wrote: »
    People's diets are slowly killing them, oh well. Guess they'll find out in the long run.

    News flash.... we are all dying.

    Just trying to prolong it bud.

    Get your blood work done, keep eating the way you are now and get it done again in one year. Then we will see who's life expectancy is longer.

    By the way you're looking, probably mine.

    mmm gonna have to call bs on that one... have you seen that girl!?!? good lawd ;)<3

    You are so sweet! Funny what a balanced diet will do

    Hey just calling em like I see em. I don't know what you eat but I want it haha
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
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    ah, the low carb diet
    killing those who partake
    wise words those are not
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    stevencloser wrote: »
    magtart wrote: »
    Op, I bet your friends and family are loving your new found expertise and enthusiasm on diet and nutrition. Or, they just want to stick a sock in your mouth to shut you up. Socks are vegan, by the way.

    Only cotton socks. Wool is the devil.

    Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin
    The industrial revolution introduced ketogenic diets according to OP
    Therefore cotton socks are also probably the devil.

  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    WinoGelato wrote: »
    stevencloser wrote: »
    magtart wrote: »
    Op, I bet your friends and family are loving your new found expertise and enthusiasm on diet and nutrition. Or, they just want to stick a sock in your mouth to shut you up. Socks are vegan, by the way.

    Only cotton socks. Wool is the devil.

    Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin
    The industrial revolution introduced ketogenic diets according to OP
    Therefore cotton socks are also probably the devil.

    Too many syllables
  • OMP33
    OMP33 Posts: 308 Member
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    "Eat fat to get fat
    Cholesterol is my friend
    Why Isn't my diet working"
  • bbilliethecat
    bbilliethecat Posts: 62 Member
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    feisty_bucket wrote: »
    I prefer the wisdom of the Breatharians. Enter the fifth dimension and live off of air. Food is lame.


    http://www.breatharian.com/wileybrooks.html


    i want to be a follower ! how do i join ? give me a tick, i'll cancel my scientology subscription .
  • 3bambi3
    3bambi3 Posts: 1,650 Member
    edited January 2016
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    OMP33 wrote: »
    "Eat fat to get fat
    Cholesterol is my friend
    Why Isn't my diet working"

    This attempt at a haiku mirrors your attempt at diet advice, in that it doesn't work and is wrong.
  • stevencloser
    stevencloser Posts: 8,911 Member
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    I have one true way
    I never heard of CICO
    It's snowing on mt. fuji
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    stevencloser wrote: »
    magtart wrote: »
    Op, I bet your friends and family are loving your new found expertise and enthusiasm on diet and nutrition. Or, they just want to stick a sock in your mouth to shut you up. Socks are vegan, by the way.

    Only cotton socks. Wool is the devil.

    Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin
    The industrial revolution introduced ketogenic diets according to OP
    Therefore cotton socks are also probably the devil.

    Too many syllables

    Not a haiku, friend
    Just Deductive Reasoning
    Logic Fails OP
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    Want to blow your mind?
    Can someone be a low-carb
    Pastafarian?
  • Annabella402
    Annabella402 Posts: 12 Member
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    I think moderation in all things is the best policy. I do think carbs are important for a healthy diet because they provide energy and vitamins and minerals. But they need to be unprocessed carbs. It is the processed carbs that give us trouble because they turn to sugar easily. Unprocessed carbs take longer to digest and the sugars are released into the system slowly.
  • Emily3907
    Emily3907 Posts: 1,461 Member
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    So, I have a question. If everyone in the world was vegan, what would happen to all the milk and eggs? Would we just throw them in the ocean?

    (This is in no way knocking the choice to be vegan, I don't care what people eat. Personal choice and all that jazz. I am just genuinely curious.)
  • LaceyBirds
    LaceyBirds Posts: 451 Member
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    OMP33 wrote: »
    "Eat fat to get fat
    Cholesterol is my friend
    Why Isn't my diet working"

    Oh, this is perfect
    Now on top of bad advice
    We get bad haiku
  • 3bambi3
    3bambi3 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    Want to blow your mind?
    Can someone be a low-carb
    Pastafarian?

    Miracle noodles
    Are the one true solution
    Pasta-free pasta
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    edited January 2016
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    OMP33 wrote: »
    "Eat fat to get fat
    Cholesterol is my friend
    Why Isn't my diet working"

    Thirty Eight Years Old
    Look Pretty Damn Good I'd say
    You're nineteen, please go away
  • canoepug56
    canoepug56 Posts: 161 Member
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    You put a link up to 'Vegan Gains' ? The biggest prick on the internet....
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    OP is angry
    Viagra gives others wood
    Just makes him taller
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