'mfp is not a dating site'
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who flirts on mfp? thats trashy
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »who flirts on mfp? thats trashy
you obviously have not been here very long...0 -
I think you can find love anywhere. Regardless of the site, or places you go. Everyone is all about online dating.... How else would you meet someone else?0
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Yeah, well. She and me was just chillin' at the supermarket.
But first, I tried first --with a green round gal from Boston and said
Hey, girl, --Lettuce play! But she said --I don't carrot all.
So I tried again with the the cute lil brown chick-- and
she said --I have to go pea,but it's been nice gnawing you.
Finally I saw her- told her I was outstanding in my field,
promised her a 22 carrot to wear on her finger, and got up the nerve to ask---wanna grab a bite?
She said she was sick of the hoarse radishes and others just plain never turnip
I wanted to kiss her--but I was like, so shy and she said
"Hey Carrot Top, orange you even gonna try?"
And now we here are!
Moral of the story: Getting to the root of it---
Love. It can happen anywhere --if you carrot at all0 -
heroyalslimness wrote: »
Yeah, well. She and me was just chillin' at the supermarket.
But first, I tried first --with a green round gal from Boston and said
Hey, girl, --Lettuce play! But she said --I don't carrot all.
So I tried again with the the cute lil brown chick-- and
she said --I have to go pea,but it's been nice gnawing you.
Finally I saw her- told her I was outstanding in my field,
promised her a 22 carrot to wear on her finger, and got up the nerve to ask---wanna grab a bite?
She said she was sick of the hoarse radishes and others just plain never turnip
I wanted to kiss her--but I was like, so shy and she said
"Hey Carrot Top, orange you even gonna try?"
And now we here are!
Moral of the story: Getting to the root of it---
Love. It can happen anywhere --if you carrot at all
Do you imagine you could squash any more veg in there?1 -
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PlaydohPants wrote: »heroyalslimness wrote: »
Yeah, well. She and me was just chillin' at the supermarket.
But first, I tried first --with a green round gal from Boston and said
Hey, girl, --Lettuce play! But she said --I don't carrot all.
So I tried again with the the cute lil brown chick-- and
she said --I have to go pea,but it's been nice gnawing you.
Finally I saw her- told her I was outstanding in my field,
promised her a 22 carrot to wear on her finger, and got up the nerve to ask---wanna grab a bite?
She said she was sick of the hoarse radishes and others just plain never turnip
I wanted to kiss her--but I was like, so shy and she said
"Hey Carrot Top, orange you even gonna try?"
And now we here are!
Moral of the story: Getting to the root of it---
Love. It can happen anywhere --if you carrot at all
Do you imagine you could squash any more veg in there?
She didn't want to get jalapeño business with it
Soya think you got what it takes....?0 -
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PlaydohPants wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »heroyalslimness wrote: »
Yeah, well. She and me was just chillin' at the supermarket.
But first, I tried first --with a green round gal from Boston and said
Hey, girl, --Lettuce play! But she said --I don't carrot all.
So I tried again with the the cute lil brown chick-- and
she said --I have to go pea,but it's been nice gnawing you.
Finally I saw her- told her I was outstanding in my field,
promised her a 22 carrot to wear on her finger, and got up the nerve to ask---wanna grab a bite?
She said she was sick of the hoarse radishes and others just plain never turnip
I wanted to kiss her--but I was like, so shy and she said
"Hey Carrot Top, orange you even gonna try?"
And now we here are!
Moral of the story: Getting to the root of it---
Love. It can happen anywhere --if you carrot at all
Do you imagine you could squash any more veg in there?
She didn't want to get jalapeño business with it
Soya think you got what it takes....?
Beets me, I yam not as good at these...
It's gonna get pretty corny soon!1 -
PlaydohPants wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »heroyalslimness wrote: »
Yeah, well. She and me was just chillin' at the supermarket.
But first, I tried first --with a green round gal from Boston and said
Hey, girl, --Lettuce play! But she said --I don't carrot all.
So I tried again with the the cute lil brown chick-- and
she said --I have to go pea,but it's been nice gnawing you.
Finally I saw her- told her I was outstanding in my field,
promised her a 22 carrot to wear on her finger, and got up the nerve to ask---wanna grab a bite?
She said she was sick of the hoarse radishes and others just plain never turnip
I wanted to kiss her--but I was like, so shy and she said
"Hey Carrot Top, orange you even gonna try?"
And now we here are!
Moral of the story: Getting to the root of it---
Love. It can happen anywhere --if you carrot at all
Do you imagine you could squash any more veg in there?
She didn't want to get jalapeño business with it
Soya think you got what it takes....?
Beets me, I yam not as good at these...
I'm afraid it's bed time in my part of the world - so if I don't reply don't think that's cos you had me beet!0 -
Mr_Stabbems wrote: »who flirts on mfp? thats trashy
you obviously have not been here very long...
@Tsartele lol I'd wager I've been here a tad longer than your good self.
I think, and correct me if I'm wrong, I'm just going for a ball park here, out on a limb so to speak, a wee guesstimate, just skirting around the edges.....I think you may have misunderstood the post.
I know, I know, it's an "out there" concept, but I'm a "outside the box" thinker, a kind of, dare I say, revolutionary.
Peace out my grinning young padawan.5 -
Mr_Stabbems wrote: »who flirts on mfp? thats trashy
All Stabbems ever wants to do is talk bible study1 -
TheLegendaryBrandonHarris wrote: »It's not my fault that every site becomes a dating site when I sign up.
Must be 'cause I'm so pretty
And apparently a legend.0 -
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PlaydohPants wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »heroyalslimness wrote: »
Yeah, well. She and me was just chillin' at the supermarket.
But first, I tried first --with a green round gal from Boston and said
Hey, girl, --Lettuce play! But she said --I don't carrot all.
So I tried again with the the cute lil brown chick-- and
she said --I have to go pea,but it's been nice gnawing you.
Finally I saw her- told her I was outstanding in my field,
promised her a 22 carrot to wear on her finger, and got up the nerve to ask---wanna grab a bite?
She said she was sick of the hoarse radishes and others just plain never turnip
I wanted to kiss her--but I was like, so shy and she said
"Hey Carrot Top, orange you even gonna try?"
And now we here are!
Moral of the story: Getting to the root of it---
Love. It can happen anywhere --if you carrot at all
Do you imagine you could squash any more veg in there?
She didn't want to get jalapeño business with it
Soya think you got what it takes....?
Beets me, I yam not as good at these...
I'm afraid it's bed time in my part of the world - so if I don't reply don't think that's cos you had me beet!
It's ok I'm afraid I have too much thyme on my hands anyway
I am peeling out of here!1 -
Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »who flirts on mfp? thats trashy
you obviously have not been here very long...
@Tsartele lol I'd wager I've been here a tad longer than your good self.
I think, and correct me if I'm wrong, I'm just going for a ball park here, out on a limb so to speak, a wee guesstimate, just skirting around the edges.....I think you may have misunderstood the post.
I know, I know, it's an "out there" concept, but I'm a "outside the box" thinker, a kind of, dare I say, revolutionary.
Peace out my grinning young padawan.
I may have peed a little while laughing reading this.
(that was sarcasm....I hear you might have trouble with the concept?)0 -
Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »who flirts on mfp? thats trashy
you obviously have not been here very long...
@Tsartele lol I'd wager I've been here a tad longer than your good self.
I think, and correct me if I'm wrong, I'm just going for a ball park here, out on a limb so to speak, a wee guesstimate, just skirting around the edges.....I think you may have misunderstood the post.
I know, I know, it's an "out there" concept, but I'm a "outside the box" thinker, a kind of, dare I say, revolutionary.
Peace out my grinning young padawan.
I may have peed a little while laughing reading this.
(that was sarcasm....I hear you might have trouble with the concept?)
Are we going to do the horizontal hug now?1 -
PlaydohPants wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »heroyalslimness wrote: »
Yeah, well. She and me was just chillin' at the supermarket.
But first, I tried first --with a green round gal from Boston and said
Hey, girl, --Lettuce play! But she said --I don't carrot all.
So I tried again with the the cute lil brown chick-- and
she said --I have to go pea,but it's been nice gnawing you.
Finally I saw her- told her I was outstanding in my field,
promised her a 22 carrot to wear on her finger, and got up the nerve to ask---wanna grab a bite?
She said she was sick of the hoarse radishes and others just plain never turnip
I wanted to kiss her--but I was like, so shy and she said
"Hey Carrot Top, orange you even gonna try?"
And now we here are!
Moral of the story: Getting to the root of it---
Love. It can happen anywhere --if you carrot at all
Do you imagine you could squash any more veg in there?
She didn't want to get jalapeño business with it
Soya think you got what it takes....?
Beets me, I yam not as good at these...
I'm afraid it's bed time in my part of the world - so if I don't reply don't think that's cos you had me beet!
It's ok I'm afraid I have too much thyme on my hands anyway
Foul!!! I was gingerly toying with the idea of introducing some food group other than veggies - BUT - concluded that would be cheating! Should have expected some underhand cheating from someone with a cardoon for a profile pic. (Cardoon - go on, beet that0 -
No vegetable puns here
In "real life" you're not forcing flirtation on someone so it's not acceptable online either. If you happen to make a connection though regardless of medium I think that's ok. As a busy professional I don't organically meet many women in my day to day life so yes I'm open though it's not the reason I'm on here.0 -
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i've never heard of forcing flirtaion on someone....0
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PlaydohPants wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »heroyalslimness wrote: »
Yeah, well. She and me was just chillin' at the supermarket.
But first, I tried first --with a green round gal from Boston and said
Hey, girl, --Lettuce play! But she said --I don't carrot all.
So I tried again with the the cute lil brown chick-- and
she said --I have to go pea,but it's been nice gnawing you.
Finally I saw her- told her I was outstanding in my field,
promised her a 22 carrot to wear on her finger, and got up the nerve to ask---wanna grab a bite?
She said she was sick of the hoarse radishes and others just plain never turnip
I wanted to kiss her--but I was like, so shy and she said
"Hey Carrot Top, orange you even gonna try?"
And now we here are!
Moral of the story: Getting to the root of it---
Love. It can happen anywhere --if you carrot at all
Do you imagine you could squash any more veg in there?
She didn't want to get jalapeño business with it
Soya think you got what it takes....?
Beets me, I yam not as good at these...
I'm afraid it's bed time in my part of the world - so if I don't reply don't think that's cos you had me beet!
It's ok I'm afraid I have too much thyme on my hands anyway
Foul!!! I was gingerly toying with the idea of introducing some food group other than veggies - BUT - concluded that would be cheating! Should have expected some underhand cheating from someone with a cardoon for a profile pic. (Cardoon - go on, beet that
Does that mean I lose?
Oh well, I don't want to take up too mushroom on this thread anyway
Please don't be like that. I'm a fungi really. Wouldn't want to let a load of messages peppered with veggie puns get in the way of some OUTRAGEOUS flirting. (Apparently this thread is about dating!! Pay!! Pota(y)to, pota(h)to!!0 -
Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »who flirts on mfp? thats trashy
you obviously have not been here very long...
@Tsartele lol I'd wager I've been here a tad longer than your good self.
I think, and correct me if I'm wrong, I'm just going for a ball park here, out on a limb so to speak, a wee guesstimate, just skirting around the edges.....I think you may have misunderstood the post.
I know, I know, it's an "out there" concept, but I'm a "outside the box" thinker, a kind of, dare I say, revolutionary.
Peace out my grinning young padawan.
I may have peed a little while laughing reading this.
(that was sarcasm....I hear you might have trouble with the concept?)
Are we going to do the horizontal hug now?
Well, if MFP were a dating site....0 -
@kvm11628 c'mon we're rule breakers right?0
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Who ME?!?0
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »Mr_Stabbems wrote: »who flirts on mfp? thats trashy
you obviously have not been here very long...
@Tsartele lol I'd wager I've been here a tad longer than your good self.
I think, and correct me if I'm wrong, I'm just going for a ball park here, out on a limb so to speak, a wee guesstimate, just skirting around the edges.....I think you may have misunderstood the post.
I know, I know, it's an "out there" concept, but I'm a "outside the box" thinker, a kind of, dare I say, revolutionary.
Peace out my grinning young padawan.
I may have peed a little while laughing reading this.
(that was sarcasm....I hear you might have trouble with the concept?)
Are we going to do the horizontal hug now?
Well, if MFP were a dating site....
Ummm, Kim, I thought we WERE dating?!!!!0 -
im confuzzed, is this a dating site, a flirting site or a fitness site? or are all just part of a larger social experiment?0
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Dammit. I got caught creeping.0
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@kvm11628 you kinda look like the lady from the truman show, is this all real? why cant i leave the island?!? i want to go to fiji!!0
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