'mfp is not a dating site'

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  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
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    Nova_88 wrote: »
    salembambi wrote: »
    ive never gotten laid once on this site
    Do you want to?

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  • MRSLJ1975
    MRSLJ1975 Posts: 309 Member
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    If u can find love does it matter where
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Yea I guess you are both right but it's hard to think I'm beautiful while I'm big

    You've lost 67 lbs that is an amazing accomplishment !! This shows that you have a strong will and a determination to be a better person. Those are admirable qualities. The way I see it is finding someone like you is like peeling back the layers of an onion. Each one falls away until the true inner you is reveled. Even a precious diamond must go through a transformation to reveal its true identity. You have nothing to worry about your already a winner.

    Suck up ;)

    Jealous
  • Tsartele
    Tsartele Posts: 683 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Yea I guess you are both right but it's hard to think I'm beautiful while I'm big

    You've lost 67 lbs that is an amazing accomplishment !! This shows that you have a strong will and a determination to be a better person. Those are admirable qualities. The way I see it is finding someone like you is like peeling back the layers of an onion. Each one falls away until the true inner you is reveled. Even a precious diamond must go through a transformation to reveal its true identity. You have nothing to worry about your already a winner.

    Suck up ;)

    Jealous

    Foiled again

    If you like I can shower you with complements as well. You have a beautiful smile, pretty eyes, and a fiendish mind... :0)
  • SimonCypher
    SimonCypher Posts: 254 Member
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    I befriended someone when I first joined and we became good friends. Last year she came to England for a holiday and we spent two amazing weeks together as friends, it was such a great time and whilst it may of been a long time to spend with a someone you met online, I highly recommend if you're able to meet up with your friends on here to do so. Even if it's just for a coffee, sporting event or something similar. I'm hopefully going to meet up with a few others in the next few months.
  • Tsartele
    Tsartele Posts: 683 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Tsartele wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Yea I guess you are both right but it's hard to think I'm beautiful while I'm big

    You've lost 67 lbs that is an amazing accomplishment !! This shows that you have a strong will and a determination to be a better person. Those are admirable qualities. The way I see it is finding someone like you is like peeling back the layers of an onion. Each one falls away until the true inner you is reveled. Even a precious diamond must go through a transformation to reveal its true identity. You have nothing to worry about your already a winner.

    Suck up ;)

    Jealous

    Foiled again

    If you like I can shower you with complements as well. You have a beautiful smile, pretty eyes, and a fiendish mind... :0)

    But.... but..... this isn't a dating site. I don't know how to react. Stop being nice to me or we might end up in bed together

    What will be will be ....
  • caherdman
    caherdman Posts: 10 Member
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    This thread is amazing and I fully approve. Keep on keepin on you lovelies!
  • emz_1993
    emz_1993 Posts: 96 Member
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    I don't accept the requests of males only have females on my list.... Too much flirting is weird
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 516 Member
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    emz_1993 wrote: »
    I don't accept the requests of males only have females on my list.... Too much flirting is weird
    Isn't that a little presumptive? Albeit you are very attractive, some ladies may befriend you for the same naughty reasons that us blokes might befriend you!
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 516 Member
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    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    robs_ready wrote: »
    rcummin3 wrote: »
    ....so then how do I find girls on MFP? I appear to be missing something here

    Add them, say hello, wait for a response. Talk about goals and progress, don't be creepy.

    Take your own advice creep... :wink:

    Ha! You're brave behind that big fence, ya chicken!
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,773 Member
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    who flirts on mfp? thats trashy :o
  • Tsartele
    Tsartele Posts: 683 Member
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    who flirts on mfp? thats trashy :o

    you obviously have not been here very long...
  • domisgone
    domisgone Posts: 59 Member
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    I think you can find love anywhere. Regardless of the site, or places you go. Everyone is all about online dating.... How else would you meet someone else?
  • heroyalslimness
    heroyalslimness Posts: 591 Member
    edited May 2016
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    Yeah, well. She and me was just chillin' at the supermarket.

    But first, I tried first --with a green round gal from Boston and said
    Hey, girl, --Lettuce play! But she said --I don't carrot all.

    So I tried again with the the cute lil brown chick-- and
    she said --I have to go pea,but it's been nice gnawing you.

    Finally I saw her- told her I was outstanding in my field,
    promised her a 22 carrot to wear on her finger, and got up the nerve to ask---wanna grab a bite?


    She said she was sick of the hoarse radishes and others just plain never turnip
    I wanted to kiss her--but I was like, so shy and she said

    "Hey Carrot Top, orange you even gonna try?"

    And now we here are!

    Moral of the story: Getting to the root of it---
    Love. It can happen anywhere --if you carrot at all
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 516 Member
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    kh7a10xybeka.jpg

    Yeah, well. She and me was just chillin' at the supermarket.

    But first, I tried first --with a green round gal from Boston and said
    Hey, girl, --Lettuce play! But she said --I don't carrot all.

    So I tried again with the the cute lil brown chick-- and
    she said --I have to go pea,but it's been nice gnawing you.

    Finally I saw her- told her I was outstanding in my field,
    promised her a 22 carrot to wear on her finger, and got up the nerve to ask---wanna grab a bite?


    She said she was sick of the hoarse radishes and others just plain never turnip
    I wanted to kiss her--but I was like, so shy and she said

    "Hey Carrot Top, orange you even gonna try?"

    And now we here are!

    Moral of the story: Getting to the root of it---
    Love. It can happen anywhere --if you carrot at all

    Do you imagine you could squash any more veg in there?
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 516 Member
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    G085H173 wrote: »
    kh7a10xybeka.jpg

    Yeah, well. She and me was just chillin' at the supermarket.

    But first, I tried first --with a green round gal from Boston and said
    Hey, girl, --Lettuce play! But she said --I don't carrot all.

    So I tried again with the the cute lil brown chick-- and
    she said --I have to go pea,but it's been nice gnawing you.

    Finally I saw her- told her I was outstanding in my field,
    promised her a 22 carrot to wear on her finger, and got up the nerve to ask---wanna grab a bite?


    She said she was sick of the hoarse radishes and others just plain never turnip
    I wanted to kiss her--but I was like, so shy and she said

    "Hey Carrot Top, orange you even gonna try?"

    And now we here are!

    Moral of the story: Getting to the root of it---
    Love. It can happen anywhere --if you carrot at all

    Do you imagine you could squash any more veg in there?

    She didn't want to get jalapeño business with it

    Soya think you got what it takes....?
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 516 Member
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    G085H173 wrote: »
    G085H173 wrote: »
    kh7a10xybeka.jpg

    Yeah, well. She and me was just chillin' at the supermarket.

    But first, I tried first --with a green round gal from Boston and said
    Hey, girl, --Lettuce play! But she said --I don't carrot all.

    So I tried again with the the cute lil brown chick-- and
    she said --I have to go pea,but it's been nice gnawing you.

    Finally I saw her- told her I was outstanding in my field,
    promised her a 22 carrot to wear on her finger, and got up the nerve to ask---wanna grab a bite?


    She said she was sick of the hoarse radishes and others just plain never turnip
    I wanted to kiss her--but I was like, so shy and she said

    "Hey Carrot Top, orange you even gonna try?"

    And now we here are!

    Moral of the story: Getting to the root of it---
    Love. It can happen anywhere --if you carrot at all

    Do you imagine you could squash any more veg in there?

    She didn't want to get jalapeño business with it

    Soya think you got what it takes....?

    Beets me, I yam not as good at these...

    It's gonna get pretty corny soon!
  • G085H173
    G085H173 Posts: 516 Member
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    G085H173 wrote: »
    G085H173 wrote: »
    kh7a10xybeka.jpg

    Yeah, well. She and me was just chillin' at the supermarket.

    But first, I tried first --with a green round gal from Boston and said
    Hey, girl, --Lettuce play! But she said --I don't carrot all.

    So I tried again with the the cute lil brown chick-- and
    she said --I have to go pea,but it's been nice gnawing you.

    Finally I saw her- told her I was outstanding in my field,
    promised her a 22 carrot to wear on her finger, and got up the nerve to ask---wanna grab a bite?


    She said she was sick of the hoarse radishes and others just plain never turnip
    I wanted to kiss her--but I was like, so shy and she said

    "Hey Carrot Top, orange you even gonna try?"

    And now we here are!

    Moral of the story: Getting to the root of it---
    Love. It can happen anywhere --if you carrot at all

    Do you imagine you could squash any more veg in there?

    She didn't want to get jalapeño business with it

    Soya think you got what it takes....?

    Beets me, I yam not as good at these...

    I'm afraid it's bed time in my part of the world - so if I don't reply don't think that's cos you had me beet!