'mfp is not a dating site'
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Some days, I can't decide what to do on MFP...
Log stuff, Criticize the web design, Send nudes to strangers, Find someone to invade the pickle jar with, get dinner inspiration, invoke horrible images (like this one time someone vomitted in a vagina), or read up on other people's success that I have no interest in achieving personally....
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mangamadayan wrote: »robs_ready wrote: »Mvp can't even build a mobile app correctly, the databases are screwed and dont communicate efficiently.
What makes you think they could make a dating app?
You bloody well missed the first sentence, didn't you, tosser?
I'm a full blown tosser mate, completely didn't read your sentence lol0 -
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Some days, I can't decide what to do on MFP...
Log stuff, Criticize the web design, Send nudes to strangers, Find someone to invade the pickle jar with, get dinner inspiration, invoke horrible images (like this one time someone vomitted in a vagina), or read up on other people's success that I have no interest in achieving personally....
This is me, 370 days a year.1 -
Some days, I can't decide what to do on MFP...
Log stuff, Criticize the web design, Send nudes to strangers, Find someone to invade the pickle jar with, get dinner inspiration, invoke horrible images (like this one time someone vomitted in a vagina), or read up on other people's success that I have no interest in achieving personally....
I used to be a stranger, you never sent me noodz. No longer a stranger, and you still never sent me noodz *kicks rocks*
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this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
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djeffreys10 wrote: »Some days, I can't decide what to do on MFP...
Log stuff, Criticize the web design, Send nudes to strangers, Find someone to invade the pickle jar with, get dinner inspiration, invoke horrible images (like this one time someone vomitted in a vagina), or read up on other people's success that I have no interest in achieving personally....
I used to be a stranger, you never sent me noodz. No longer a stranger, and you still never sent me noodz *kicks rocks*
Who is this Justin guy?? I don't know you at all!
LIES!!!1 -
Some days, I can't decide what to do on MFP...
Log stuff, Criticize the web design, Send nudes to strangers, Find someone to invade the pickle jar with, get dinner inspiration, invoke horrible images (like this one time someone vomitted in a vagina), or read up on other people's success that I have no interest in achieving personally....
Never thought I'd meet someone weirder than me0 -
jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....9 -
Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
If you wanna pop that puppy's can you don't have to grease him so hard.1 -
Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
but there's been bromance, and literary references and people calling other people attractive. and yogurt! i'm gonna keep my rose tinted glasses on for a little longer.4 -
Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
Compensation for lack of a personality?2 -
dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
Compensation for lack of a personality?
Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....
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djeffreys10 wrote: »Some days, I can't decide what to do on MFP...
Log stuff, Criticize the web design, Send nudes to strangers, Find someone to invade the pickle jar with, get dinner inspiration, invoke horrible images (like this one time someone vomitted in a vagina), or read up on other people's success that I have no interest in achieving personally....
I used to be a stranger, you never sent me noodz. No longer a stranger, and you still never sent me noodz *kicks rocks*
Who is this Justin guy?? I don't know you at all!
LIES!!!
So I am a stranger? Cool, send noodz
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robs_ready wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »robs_ready wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »mangamadayan wrote: »Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.
Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library
Harry Potter or game of thrones?
Game of thrones all day
I think I like you
You don't.
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Escloflowne wrote: »dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
Compensation for lack of a personality?
Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....
Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?2 -
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robs_ready wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
Compensation for lack of a personality?
Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....
Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?
I think your problem is a lack of massages but it's not your ego, use your left hand feels different.8 -
JessicaJS23 wrote: »mangamadayan wrote: »Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.
Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library
Wanna go to the library and chill ?
I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.
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robs_ready wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
Compensation for lack of a personality?
Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....
Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?
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Escloflowne wrote: »robs_ready wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
Compensation for lack of a personality?
Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....
Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?
I think your problem is a lack of massages but it's not your ego, use your left hand feels different.
Na you got it wrong, right hand always better I had high hopes for you buddy0 -
robs_ready wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »robs_ready wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
Compensation for lack of a personality?
Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....
Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?
I think your problem is a lack of massages but it's not your ego, use your left hand feels different.
Na you got it wrong, right hand always better I had high hopes for you buddy
Better =/= different or the other way around2 -
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_A_Real_Mouthful wrote: »robs_ready wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »robs_ready wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
Compensation for lack of a personality?
Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....
Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?
I think your problem is a lack of massages but it's not your ego, use your left hand feels different.
Na you got it wrong, right hand always better I had high hopes for you buddy
i lay on top of my left for a while until it falls asleep and then use that. it really does feel like someone else then.
I'll keep that in mind buddy!0 -
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »mangamadayan wrote: »Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.
Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library
Wanna go to the library and chill ?
I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.
So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.4 -
Escloflowne wrote: »dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
Compensation for lack of a personality?
Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....
I must have used the wrong "P" word.1
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