'mfp is not a dating site'

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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.

    Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library >:)

    Wanna go to the library and chill ?

    I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.

    So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.

    Delete my account! But I would know before date 1 if he were on here or not.

  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.

    Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library >:)

    Wanna go to the library and chill ?

    I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.

    So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.

    Gotta pre-log if you're on a date homie.

    Lmao yes

  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.

    Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library >:)

    Wanna go to the library and chill ?

    I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.

    So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.

    Delete my account! But I would know before date 1 if he were on here or not.

    I'm pretty secretive. You didn't even know I was married.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.

    Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library >:)

    Wanna go to the library and chill ?

    I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.

    So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.

    Delete my account! But I would know before date 1 if he were on here or not.

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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.

    Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library >:)

    Wanna go to the library and chill ?

    I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.

    So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.

    Delete my account! But I would know before date 1 if he were on here or not.

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.

    Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library >:)

    Wanna go to the library and chill ?

    I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.

    So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.

    Gotta pre-log if you're on a date homie.

    I did, but I didn't think I'd get that second order of mozzarella sticks.
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  • dropdeadgreggie_
    dropdeadgreggie_ Posts: 166 Member
    robs_ready wrote: »
    this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way <3

    It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....

    Compensation for lack of a personality?

    Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....

    Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?

    I think your problem is a lack of massages but it's not your ego, use your left hand feels different.

    Especially if you sit on it for a couple of minutes.

    OP seems like he'd like you to sit on it for a few minutes.
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
    Yes please !
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    robs_ready wrote: »
    this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way <3

    It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....

    Compensation for lack of a personality?

    Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....

    Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?

    I think your problem is a lack of massages but it's not your ego, use your left hand feels different.

    Especially if you sit on it for a couple of minutes.

    OP seems like he'd like you to sit on it for a few minutes.
    robs_ready wrote: »
    Yes please !

    Can't you noobs read? I'm dating odus. I'll be done in a minute though so stick around op.

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  • stemmingthetide
    stemmingthetide Posts: 363 Member
    Never had a date from MFP- but there are many many I would like to take out for dinner and drinks!
  • Insert_Catchy_Username
    Insert_Catchy_Username Posts: 345 Member
    @_A_Real_Mouthful Girls are just better at revenge.
  • crazydogladyjess
    crazydogladyjess Posts: 128 Member
    edited May 2016
    Very entertaining thread, hilarious. To respond to the actual post for a minute, I think it's totally cool to flirt or whatever if it's between 2 consenting adults with respect ... No judgement, have fun. But there's dudes on here that will send creepy messages, aggressive messages, and multiple messages when there's been no interest expressed back and that is really not cool. I think the people who are on here for the primary purpose of flirting are misrepresenting themselves and wasting others' time.

    brutal honesty- some of the womens don't know when to quit either, though on a much smaller scale.

    I would say the "majority" of creepster dudes all say variations of the same thing when they get shut down.

    the creepster girls- while lower in number, will usually go to an INCREDIBLY dark place when they get spurned.

    guys will call you names. girls will call your workplace.
    I'm sure there's plenty of creepy women on here too, I just haven't experienced it. I've yet to be hit on by a female mfp'er
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  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    how does one get nudes and dates on this website?
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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    how does one get nudes and dates on this website?

    You usually break the ice by sending them out first and wait for reciprocation.
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    how does one get nudes and dates on this website?

    Judging by what I've seen in this thread so far, a black tank top and the smell of desperation.

    How do you know what Eric is wearing??