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JessicaJS23 wrote: »mangamadayan wrote: »Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.
Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library
Wanna go to the library and chill ?
I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.
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robs_ready wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
Compensation for lack of a personality?
Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....
Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?
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Escloflowne wrote: »robs_ready wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
Compensation for lack of a personality?
Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....
Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?
I think your problem is a lack of massages but it's not your ego, use your left hand feels different.
Na you got it wrong, right hand always better I had high hopes for you buddy0 -
robs_ready wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »robs_ready wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
Compensation for lack of a personality?
Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....
Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?
I think your problem is a lack of massages but it's not your ego, use your left hand feels different.
Na you got it wrong, right hand always better I had high hopes for you buddy
Better =/= different or the other way around2 -
_A_Real_Mouthful wrote: »robs_ready wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »robs_ready wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
Compensation for lack of a personality?
Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....
Haha, do you wanna massage my ego anymore?
I think your problem is a lack of massages but it's not your ego, use your left hand feels different.
Na you got it wrong, right hand always better I had high hopes for you buddy
i lay on top of my left for a while until it falls asleep and then use that. it really does feel like someone else then.
I'll keep that in mind buddy!0 -
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »mangamadayan wrote: »Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.
Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library
Wanna go to the library and chill ?
I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.
So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.4 -
Escloflowne wrote: »dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »jessiferrrb wrote: »this thread is sweet in it's weird little mfp way
It's really not, it's very douchy and is really someone trying way too hard....
Compensation for lack of a personality?
Wifebeaters and selfies aren't doing it for him, I guess....
I must have used the wrong "P" word.1 -
JessicaJS23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »mangamadayan wrote: »Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.
Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library
Wanna go to the library and chill ?
I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.
So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.
Gotta pre-log if you're on a date homie.5 -
JessicaJS23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »mangamadayan wrote: »Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.
Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library
Wanna go to the library and chill ?
I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.
So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.
Delete my account! But I would know before date 1 if he were on here or not.
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_incogNEATo_ wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »mangamadayan wrote: »Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.
Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library
Wanna go to the library and chill ?
I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.
So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.
Gotta pre-log if you're on a date homie.
Lmao yes
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »mangamadayan wrote: »Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.
Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library
Wanna go to the library and chill ?
I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.
So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.
Delete my account! But I would know before date 1 if he were on here or not.
I'm pretty secretive. You didn't even know I was married.1 -
JessicaJS23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »mangamadayan wrote: »Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.
Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library
Wanna go to the library and chill ?
I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.
So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.
Delete my account! But I would know before date 1 if he were on here or not.
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_A_Real_Mouthful wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »mangamadayan wrote: »Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.
Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library
Wanna go to the library and chill ?
I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.
So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.
Delete my account! But I would know before date 1 if he were on here or not.
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_incogNEATo_ wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »mangamadayan wrote: »Back in the day, if a woman wanted to netflix and chill and not hipity dipity, I would just go to library instead.
Personally I'd give it up way faster if a guy took me to the library
Wanna go to the library and chill ?
I don't have sexuals with MFP users : / rule I made day one.
So, let's say you meet this guy (or girl, if that's what you're into) at your local something store and y'all hit it off. Go out on a few dates and you decided that tonight's going to be the special night, but while y'all are finishing off the appetizer at your local whatever type restaurant, you see him log the cheese sticks on his phone via the MFP app.
Gotta pre-log if you're on a date homie.
I did, but I didn't think I'd get that second order of mozzarella sticks.1
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