Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!
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I was taking my sister's to the dentist office. My sisters are both teens. Anyway their dentist which is a cute man asked me if I was their mom. Come on now do I really look that old?0
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I was working at a gas station/convenience store. I was doing lottery for a man, had to be in his late 60s or 70s, and he said come closer, then whispered "Your breasts are beautiful".. I was wearing a polo shirt and this totally creeped me out.0
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A jerk I once dated (very briefly) said,"huh?..I've never been with a "big girl." At the time I was fit and wore a size 9-10:explode: ,..And then I said,"KICK ROCKS!"0
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Ok this is going to be my next pick up line:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8 0 -
"You 18 yet?.... Aiight." :noway:
Not too crazy, except for the fact that it was the only thing this guy ever said to me. (One of my brother's friends, about 5 years older than me.) Nothing else. Every time I saw him from the time I was 16 until I turned 18, that's all he said to me.0 -
I should teach that classFrom my wife after exercising last week..."Hey babe, wanna do the horizontal Zumba?" How could I say no??? :smokin:
Can I be your first student?
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hell yeah darling!
I should teach that classFrom my wife after exercising last week..."Hey babe, wanna do the horizontal Zumba?" How could I say no??? :smokin:
Can I be your first student?0 -
I know people won't watch the video so...
"I am really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your p uss y" this is going to be my new pick up line.0 -
Nothing "crazy" but unsolicted penis pictures without my permission is always a pleasure
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I was walking after I Had my first son and a guy yells out of his car "Big Titties!" rediculously loud
most embarrasing moment EVER :blushing:
Oh and when I was 16 and went to the state fair one of the fair guys at the game booth things asked me to come back and see him when I turned 18... beyond creepy
annndd just remembered the worst one my dad's best friend a week after my 18th birthday told me to come "see" him when I was ready for a real man :grumble: needless to say him and my dad arn't friends anymore
Not so much "pick up lines" but still crazy all on its own
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but penis pictures are like pokemon! you should collect them.Nothing "crazy" but unsolicted penis pictures without my permission is always a pleasure
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I need more stories ladies, keep them coming (I am bored, want to laught).0
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A guy that has a girlfriend has sent me pictures of his penis. Needless to say I don't talk to him anymore. haha0
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I told a guy I was married and he said "rings don't plug holes"...charming.0
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I had someone today actually tell me that they wish my top was see through. I said sorry to disappoint. Lol0
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When I was 18 a male friend (who I quite fancied) told me that I would be really pretty if I lost some weight. I was hardly huge, no more than a stone and a half overweight.....I was gutted.......
Another crazy thing a man said to me, just a few months later, was could he book a hotel room one afternoon for the two of us.....he was my boss at the time and married- crazy!!!
And a third crazy thing that another man said to me as he was driving me to a hospital appointment to discuss my bulimia was that he'd better clean his teeth before he kissed me as he'd just come from his ex-wife's house ........
Am I just unlucky?!!!0 -
wow charmersWhen I was 18 a male friend (who I quite fancied) told me that I would be really pretty if I lost some weight. I was hardly huge, no more than a stone and a half overweight.....I was gutted.......
Another crazy thing a man said to me, just a few months later, was could he book a hotel room one afternoon for the two of us.....he was my boss at the time and married- crazy!!!
And a third crazy thing that another man said to me as he was driving me to a hospital appointment to discuss my bulimia was that he'd better clean his teeth before he kissed me as he'd just come from his ex-wife's house ........
Am I just unlucky?!!!0 -
"Do I have to tell your mother to spank you?"
Dude what?!?!
Also one time when I was at a bar a couple of guys from a bachelor party asked me for my panties. Unfortunately for them my older brother and his friends were there.0 -
come on! maybe the bachelor party was doing some type of rally, don't be cruel and give'm the panties"Do I have to tell your mother to spank you?"
Dude what?!?!
Also one time when I was at a bar a couple of guys from a bachelor party asked me for my panties. Unfortunately for them my older brother and his friends were there.0 -
come on! maybe the bachelor party was doing some type of rally, don't be cruel and give'm the panties"Do I have to tell your mother to spank you?"
Dude what?!?!
Also one time when I was at a bar a couple of guys from a bachelor party asked me for my panties. Unfortunately for them my older brother and his friends were there.
With my older brother standing right there? Nope.0 -
you ruined what could've been an amazing bachelors party u.u
come on! maybe the bachelor party was doing some type of rally, don't be cruel and give'm the panties"Do I have to tell your mother to spank you?"
Dude what?!?!
Also one time when I was at a bar a couple of guys from a bachelor party asked me for my panties. Unfortunately for them my older brother and his friends were there.
With my older brother standing right there? Nope.0 -
but penis pictures are like pokemon! you should collect them.Nothing "crazy" but unsolicted penis pictures without my permission is always a pleasure
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This made me lol.
I had a guy tell me I have really nice elbows. Not my eyes, not my *kitten*, but my elbows?
It worked. I dated him for a little bit.0 -
you also have great knees
but penis pictures are like pokemon! you should collect them.Nothing "crazy" but unsolicted penis pictures without my permission is always a pleasure
:grumble:
This made me lol.
I had a guy tell me I have really nice elbows. Not my eyes, not my *kitten*, but my elbows?
It worked. I dated him for a little bit. 0 -
boy don't talk to me....0
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I had a EX boyfriend ask me if I minded that he started to sleep with MEN and that he recently figured out he was Bisexual and since I dont have a penis, im just not doing it for him, but he really still wants to be with me.
I RAN out of that relationship as fast as I could.0 -
but penis pictures are like pokemon! you should collect them.Nothing "crazy" but unsolicted penis pictures without my permission is always a pleasure
:grumble:
This made me lol.
I had a guy tell me I have really nice elbows. Not my eyes, not my *kitten*, but my elbows?
It worked. I dated him for a little bit.
My Fiance loves Armpits. Guys are so freeking weird sometimes.0 -
why?boy don't talk to me....0 -
I am bisexual... and plenty of gay guys love armpits.I had a EX boyfriend ask me if I minded that he started to sleep with MEN and that he recently figured out he was Bisexual and since I dont have a penis, im just not doing it for him, but he really still wants to be with me.
I RAN out of that relationship as fast as I could.0 -
why?boy don't talk to me....
beats me!0 -
oh? I am almost a Saint St. Sexy but a Saint.
why?boy don't talk to me....
beats me!0
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