Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    My ex told me a BJ "doesn't count" unless it lasts 40 minutes.

    LOLOL

    There's a reason he is my ex.

    I would say, "You can't make it 40 seconds... what do I do for other 39 minutes?"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    I was a high school senior and my art teacher called me up to his desk, I was a super shy girl in school, so I was already nervous walking up there, when I get to his desk he says you remind me of an actress and I am trying to figure out who (at the time Seventh Heaven was big and I heard a lot that I looked like Jessica Beil's little sister on the show, I can't remember the name of the actress). So I say, maybe her... he seems to be pondering it... and then he gets this "aha" look and says, "No, you look just like the girl in the porno I was watching last night. I just smiled out of pure nervous reaction and silently made my way back to my seat..... so. very. uncomfortable.
  • SaltWaterTaffy78
    SaltWaterTaffy78 Posts: 375 Member
    ^^^ Amen... @ lightdiva
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    My ex told me a BJ "doesn't count" unless it lasts 40 minutes.

    LOLOL

    There's a reason he is my ex.

    I would say, "You can't make it 40 seconds... what do I do for other 39 minutes?"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Just wait until you see what I posted on your wall
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
    I got excited for a second that you posted on my wall... than realized you meant someone else... *Sad face*
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    I was a high school senior and my art teacher called me up to his desk, I was a super shy girl in school, so I was already nervous walking up there, when I get to his desk he says you remind me of an actress and I am trying to figure out who (at the time Seventh Heaven was big and I heard a lot that I looked like Jessica Beil's little sister on the show, I can't remember the name of the actress). So I say, maybe her... he seems to be pondering it... and then he gets this "aha" look and says, "No, you look just like the girl in the porno I was watching last night. I just smiled out of pure nervous reaction and silently made my way back to my seat..... so. very. uncomfortable.

    :noway: :flowerforyou:
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    I got excited for a second that you posted on my wall... than realized you meant someone else... *Sad face*

    Will sending you some nudes help? I don't want you to be too upset!
  • mrswine
    mrswine Posts: 263 Member
    On a first date: What are you going to do with those things in 20 years? (Referring to my breasts)

    Yeah... I'm marrying that one.
    and tell me what are you going to do?

    Lol really depends what they look like, but I'm not adverse to a lift!
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    My ex told me a BJ "doesn't count" unless it lasts 40 minutes.

    LOLOL

    There's a reason he is my ex.

    I would say, "You can't make it 40 seconds... what do I do for other 39 minutes?"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Just wait until you see what I posted on your wall

    The suspense is killing me! I NEED my newsfeed back NOW!
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
    I got excited for a second that you posted on my wall... than realized you meant someone else... *Sad face*

    Will sending you some nudes help? I don't want you to be too upset!

    Yes that will help.
  • tiffanyraylene
    tiffanyraylene Posts: 97 Member
    A guy who has got about 10 years on my dad asked if I would like to be "sex buddies".

    Wahhhhhh?! Ewwwwwwww.
  • aljeca
    aljeca Posts: 83
    I was a high school senior and my art teacher called me up to his desk, I was a super shy girl in school, so I was already nervous walking up there, when I get to his desk he says you remind me of an actress and I am trying to figure out who (at the time Seventh Heaven was big and I heard a lot that I looked like Jessica Beil's little sister on the show, I can't remember the name of the actress). So I say, maybe her... he seems to be pondering it... and then he gets this "aha" look and says, "No, you look just like the girl in the porno I was watching last night. I just smiled out of pure nervous reaction and silently made my way back to my seat..... so. very. uncomfortable.

    omg did you go to my high school? We had an English teacher that was a huge perv and always saying inappropriate things to students... actually i heard years later he was fired for sleeping with a student... gross
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I was a high school senior and my art teacher called me up to his desk, I was a super shy girl in school, so I was already nervous walking up there, when I get to his desk he says you remind me of an actress and I am trying to figure out who (at the time Seventh Heaven was big and I heard a lot that I looked like Jessica Beil's little sister on the show, I can't remember the name of the actress). So I say, maybe her... he seems to be pondering it... and then he gets this "aha" look and says, "No, you look just like the girl in the porno I was watching last night. I just smiled out of pure nervous reaction and silently made my way back to my seat..... so. very. uncomfortable.
    ok that's messed up, did you get an A+ at least?
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    A guy in a nightclub once said to me 'I want to go on honeymoon with you, not the laying on the beach part, just the night bit'

    At a school reunion the other week I got three marriage proposals...all from married men...the last one told me he was sure his wife would be happy with the arrangement

    I was once pestered by a guy all night to buy me a drink, and he said to me do you not have a boyfriend? I said no I don't have a boyfriend..he said let me buy you a drink then, I said no, I don't have a boyfriend because I am married with a toddler and I don't want a drink because I am 6 months pregnant......he did the sign of the cross and backed away, honest to god lol
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I was a high school senior and my art teacher called me up to his desk, I was a super shy girl in school, so I was already nervous walking up there, when I get to his desk he says you remind me of an actress and I am trying to figure out who (at the time Seventh Heaven was big and I heard a lot that I looked like Jessica Beil's little sister on the show, I can't remember the name of the actress). So I say, maybe her... he seems to be pondering it... and then he gets this "aha" look and says, "No, you look just like the girl in the porno I was watching last night. I just smiled out of pure nervous reaction and silently made my way back to my seat..... so. very. uncomfortable.

    omg did you go to my high school? We had an English teacher that was a huge perv and always saying inappropriate things to students... actually i heard years later he was fired for sleeping with a student... gross

    I went to Law school for a semester, one of my teachers always wore LBD. She used to teach her class sitting on the desk of my chair and shaking her maracas in my face. #notcomplaining
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I was once pestered by a guy all night to buy me a drink, and he said to me do you not have a boyfriend? I said no I don't have a boyfriend..he said let me buy you a drink then, I said no, I don't have a boyfriend because I am married with a toddler and I don't want a drink because I am 6 months pregnant......he did the sign of the cross and backed away, honest to god lol
    oh lol
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
    A guy at a bar asked for my number, and I told him I was married and then he said I couldn't be happy or I wouldn't be there ( it was girls night ugh) and then continued to ask for my number We ended up having to leave
  • cookn_mama
    cookn_mama Posts: 228 Member
    "We should find the nearest airport, make love at the end of the runway and watch the planes come in" He was half my age and not drunk!
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    @ Rod Suarez: Yes, definitely passed the class with an A, pretty sure any female in the class got an A.... not sure how many got the little extra comments, but I am guessing a few. Didn't help that he was 60.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    "We should find the nearest airport, make love at the end of the runway and watch the planes come in" He was half my age and not drunk!
    it was probably me oops
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I was waiting for the metro listening to music, and a guy came up to me and said "What are you listening to?" I answered Christina (Aguilera), he then said "Ok, I think you are really cute and you should have my number". I took the number.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I have been asked to become a "sister wife" on multiple occasions by both men and women. True story.
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    I was a high school senior and my art teacher called me up to his desk, I was a super shy girl in school, so I was already nervous walking up there, when I get to his desk he says you remind me of an actress and I am trying to figure out who (at the time Seventh Heaven was big and I heard a lot that I looked like Jessica Beil's little sister on the show, I can't remember the name of the actress). So I say, maybe her... he seems to be pondering it... and then he gets this "aha" look and says, "No, you look just like the girl in the porno I was watching last night. I just smiled out of pure nervous reaction and silently made my way back to my seat..... so. very. uncomfortable.

    :noway: :flowerforyou:

    Thank you... traumatized still... can't even think about oil painting... joking :wink:
  • CarmenSRT
    CarmenSRT Posts: 843 Member
    Buddy of mine, Special Forces at the time, said as I did a craptastic job of throwing a roll of duct tape up to him as we were setting up an antenna array "You throw like a girl!". Then he started laughing as he realized what he'd said. He'd forgotten I WAS a girl. :laugh:
  • literaryshots
    literaryshots Posts: 66 Member
    oooo I just want to bite your arm hairs off!
    (p.s. I have not very hairy blond arm hair)
  • SaltWaterTaffy78
    SaltWaterTaffy78 Posts: 375 Member
    I was waiting for the metro listening to music, and a guy came up to me and said "What are you listening to?" I answered Christina (Aguilera), he then said "Ok, I think you are really cute and you should have my number". I took the number.

    Glad the direct approach does not intimidate you :tongue: haha
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    My ex told me a BJ "doesn't count" unless it lasts 40 minutes.

    LOLOL

    There's a reason he is my ex.

    There are several things I could say/ask right now, none of which are appropriate and all of which would earn me a strike.
    :noway:
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I was waiting for the metro listening to music, and a guy came up to me and said "What are you listening to?" I answered Christina (Aguilera), he then said "Ok, I think you are really cute and you should have my number". I took the number.

    Glad the direct approach does not intimidate you :tongue: haha
    I did call. -points at his own profile-
  • jkal1979
    jkal1979 Posts: 1,896 Member
    A few years ago this guy tried to ask me out on a date by saying I was too skinny (I was about 190 at the time) and I should let him take me to a buffet so I can put on some weight.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    A few years ago this guy tried to ask me out on a date by saying I was too skinny (I was about 190 at the time) and I should let him take me to a buffet so I can put on some weight.
    I have a friend who would've married that guy.

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