Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!

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  • wctruffle
    wctruffle Posts: 13 Member
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    1. Will: I'd like to take you to lunch. Oh, you can't because you have a boyfriend. That's okay, I'm patient.

    2. Car Salesman who knew my friend: Are those your real breasts? You know you want me, don't deny it.

    YUK! :mad:
  • SaltWaterTaffy78
    SaltWaterTaffy78 Posts: 375 Member
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    I was waiting for the metro listening to music, and a guy came up to me and said "What are you listening to?" I answered Christina (Aguilera), he then said "Ok, I think you are really cute and you should have my number". I took the number.

    Glad the direct approach does not intimidate you :tongue: haha
    I did call. -points at his own profile-

    RESPECT *bows down*
  • august31bride
    august31bride Posts: 4
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    In a conversation with my boyfriend about potentially getting married:

    "Do you even know how to clean a toilet?"

    We're getting married next month, and this is now a little inside joke of ours.

    Potty humor. Ha.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    In a conversation with my boyfriend about potentially getting married:

    "Do you even know how to clean a toilet?"

    We're getting married next month, and this is now a little inside joke of ours.

    Potty humor. Ha.
    I can still give you a gift during your Bachellorette party ;)
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
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    Co-worker the first day we worked together-"Wanna get a hotel room?"
    Another co-worker- "I heard the soul sisters were alway hot and ready."
    A stranger with a horse- "See his d***? Mine is bigger." (ok. he was drunk).
    Stranger in Baltimore- "You sure is bootiful."- (He was high).

    Good Lord
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
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    On a first date with a guy he informed me that as his previous partner had been extremely fair/blonde, & I'm a brunette that he was scared of what my "growler" would look like :noway: Needless to say he never did get to find out :laugh:
  • chadraeder3
    chadraeder3 Posts: 279 Member
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    This is one of my favorite lines for women

    http://youtu.be/WJq96xw9Yh4

    But only when I am wearing my trench coat, ohh yea.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
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    Honestly the craziest stuff I hear is from my SO's 'friends' when he is not around. I say it is the craziest because you would expect someone's "friends" to be a little more respectful. In their defense some of them were drunk or otherwise potentially inebriated... but some drunk guy saying it at a bar is far less surprising.
  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
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    "You must eat a lot of rice!"

    Best. Pickup. Line. Ever.
  • shadowharuka
    shadowharuka Posts: 92 Member
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    "You must eat a lot of rice!"

    Best. Pickup. Line. Ever.
    -facepalm- Wow that's all he had huh? lol
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    "You must eat a lot of rice!"

    Best. Pickup. Line. Ever.
    did it work? I may try it.
  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
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    "You must eat a lot of rice!"

    Best. Pickup. Line. Ever.
    did it work? I may try it.

    Hey, it was original!
  • Burtowski
    Burtowski Posts: 22 Member
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    A guy I had broken things off with was trying to get me back, after I moved on. We were talking on the phone and he says "It's about time you drop that zero, and get with a hero." Really? Did he think that was going to result in more than my hysterical laughter??
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
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    Does it count if he wasn't a man yet? lol
    My sons X-friend..15 years old...
    Boy: Did it hurt?
    Me: What hurt?
    Boy: When you fell from heaven, I wish I could of been there to catch you.
    He's no longer allowed over or friends with my son. That was creepy.
  • Ninguneado73
    Ninguneado73 Posts: 832
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    Does it count if he wasn't a man yet? lol
    My sons X-friend..15 years old...
    Boy: Did it hurt?
    Me: What hurt?
    Boy: When you fell from heaven, I wish I could of been there to catch you.
    He's no longer allowed over or friends with my son. That was creepy.

    You did fall from heaven though...we all know that :)
  • groomchick
    groomchick Posts: 610 Member
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    3 weeks into dating a guy he said " When I ask you to marry me you better not say no! " He He...I told him that he better not ask then! :P
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
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    Does it count if he wasn't a man yet? lol
    My sons X-friend..15 years old...
    Boy: Did it hurt?
    Me: What hurt?
    Boy: When you fell from heaven, I wish I could of been there to catch you.
    He's no longer allowed over or friends with my son. That was creepy.

    You did fall from heaven though...we all know that :)

    I don"t know about that. But your allowed over anytime. :)
  • hotmomma0612
    hotmomma0612 Posts: 651 Member
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    I went to Tennessee a few years back and went to a Walmart, as I had forgotten my hair stuff at home. I was at the register and the guy said to me "Tryin' to look good for someone tonight? Pucker up buttercup!" as he made kissy lips... Haha
  • Ninguneado73
    Ninguneado73 Posts: 832
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    Does it count if he wasn't a man yet? lol
    My sons X-friend..15 years old...
    Boy: Did it hurt?
    Me: What hurt?
    Boy: When you fell from heaven, I wish I could of been there to catch you.
    He's no longer allowed over or friends with my son. That was creepy.

    You did fall from heaven though...we all know that :)

    I don"t know about that. But your allowed over anytime. :)

    :blushing: :love:
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
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    Seriously, I JUST had a guy I used to date text me: I think I'll show up at your house unannounced one day... It could be a weekday or a weekend. I won't tell you when. You'll just hear someone outside. That will be me.

    :huh: :noway: Um no. No, Seriously... please don't. You're sounding a bit scary.

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