Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!

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  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    Too many to remember.

    I do remember one time a co worker kept asking me for my phone number, but I wouldn't give it to him. So after weeks he asked for my email. I thought, "hey why not?"

    BAD MOVE.

    Got Weenur Pix.
    He was black.
    x__x
    I know way too many white guys who would surprise you ;)
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
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    Too many to remember.

    I do remember one time a co worker kept asking me for my phone number, but I wouldn't give it to him. So after weeks he asked for my email. I thought, "hey why not?"

    BAD MOVE.

    Got Weenur Pix.
    He was black.
    x__x


    I know way too many white guys who would surprise you ;)

    Black ones too. And not in a good way. Just sayin'
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    I am just saying that saying "he was black" was stereotypical, and I know quite a few black guys who aren't well hung.
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member
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    Too many to remember.

    I do remember one time a co worker kept asking me for my phone number, but I wouldn't give it to him. So after weeks he asked for my email. I thought, "hey why not?"

    BAD MOVE.

    Got Weenur Pix.
    He was black.
    x__x


    I know way too many white guys who would surprise you ;)

    Black ones too. And not in a good way. Just sayin'

    Idk guys! But that thing was half way down his thigh! I was scared!! He was tall too, so those are some long thighs! LOL
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
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    I am just saying that saying "he was black" was stereotypical, and I know quite a few black guys who aren't well hung.

    Exactly
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member
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    I am just saying that saying "he was black" was stereotypical, and I know quite a few black guys who aren't well hung.

    Exactly

    I know I know. Sheeeeez.
    But it got my point across didn't it?
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    Too many to remember.

    I do remember one time a co worker kept asking me for my phone number, but I wouldn't give it to him. So after weeks he asked for my email. I thought, "hey why not?"

    BAD MOVE.

    Got Weenur Pix.
    He was black.
    x__x


    I know way too many white guys who would surprise you ;)

    Black ones too. And not in a good way. Just sayin'

    Idk guys! But that thing was half way down his thigh! I was scared!! He was tall too, so those are some long thighs! LOL

    :rofl: and why were you scared? #Letshavesomefun
  • jahowell
    jahowell Posts: 67
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    Skid Row - Lyrics - I Remember You

    A guy called me in high school and sang them to me over the phone......and started crying....
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member
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    Too many to remember.

    I do remember one time a co worker kept asking me for my phone number, but I wouldn't give it to him. So after weeks he asked for my email. I thought, "hey why not?"

    BAD MOVE.

    Got Weenur Pix.
    He was black.
    x__x


    I know way too many white guys who would surprise you ;)

    Black ones too. And not in a good way. Just sayin'

    Idk guys! But that thing was half way down his thigh! I was scared!! He was tall too, so those are some long thighs! LOL

    :rofl: and why were you scared? #Letshavesomefun

    I was a young and "fresh" girl at the age of 19. I wouldn't have known what to do. Hahaha
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    Him: "You'll never find anyone like me!"

    Me: "That's the point!"

    :laugh:
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member
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    Oh on a less riskay note...

    I had a guy who'd I'd only known for a couple of weeks say to me, "I'm going to love you forever and ever.. and ever... and ever..."
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    I was a young and "fresh" girl at the age of 19. I wouldn't have known what to do. Hahaha

    at 19 I was young and fresh and... señora si usted supiera las cosas que yo le haria...
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    Oh on a less riskay note...

    I had a guy who'd I'd only known for a couple of weeks say to me, "I'm going to love you forever and ever.. and ever... and ever..."

    this is for you
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t7-LvTwPWw

    you welcome
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member
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    I was a young and "fresh" girl at the age of 19. I wouldn't have known what to do. Hahaha

    at 19 I was young and fresh and... señora si usted supiera las cosas que yo le haria...

    Thank you google translate!!
    Yah, know that I think about it, less than a year later I hooked up with a white dood who was on par with that other guy.
    BOY OH BOY WAS THAT A RIDE.
  • cowgirl527
    cowgirl527 Posts: 20 Member
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    Can you put them thick leg around my neck.
    You can crush a pop can between those thighs.
  • mestacy010
    mestacy010 Posts: 577 Member
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    There's no way your a virgin, your too hott



    I mean really???
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member
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    Oh on a less riskay note...

    I had a guy who'd I'd only known for a couple of weeks say to me, "I'm going to love you forever and ever.. and ever... and ever..."

    this is for you
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t7-LvTwPWw

    you welcome

    Hahaha O.M.G.
    I've had at least 2 stalkers. -_-
  • legreene515
    legreene515 Posts: 276 Member
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    I had a guy stop on the way to the bathroom at work and give me a HUGE hug. I said, "Sorry, do I know you?"

    He said, "No, but I WANT to know you. Do you want to be my special friend?"

    I said, "Um...no. I'm married."

    He says, "So what, I'm married too. Nothing like a little fun on the side."

    I said, "Sorry. Not for me. I have to go."

    He says, while trying to touch me again, "We okay? No harassment or anything, right?"

    I said, "No. I'm fine."

    He says, "Hmm..I know, girl, you are fine!"

    I about DIED!!!
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    I was a young and "fresh" girl at the age of 19. I wouldn't have known what to do. Hahaha

    at 19 I was young and fresh and... señora si usted supiera las cosas que yo le haria...

    Thank you google translate!!
    Yah, know that I think about it, less than a year later I hooked up with a white dood who was on par with that other guy.
    BOY OH BOY WAS THAT A RIDE.

    =)
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    There's no way your a virgin, your too hott



    I mean really???

    come on we know you aren't