Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!

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  • TheFitHooker
    TheFitHooker Posts: 3,357 Member
    I think the craziest thing a man has said to me was after I say I'm married, this one guy said "I didn't ask you if you were married, I don't want to marry you, I just want to sleep with you." Yeah, he was a winner! NOT!

    In his efense, you say you are a hooker.

    And in mine, read my profile. I crochet there are other meanings for the word.
  • fannyfrost
    fannyfrost Posts: 756 Member
    Mine wasn't what the guy said but what he did. I was dancing at a club and this guy danced me to the mirror put both hands on mirror on both sides of me. I ducked under his arm and ran to the bathroom.

    Not the first time I was danced at, but this guy was the worst.

    Also exactly why do guys dance at you pelvis first?
  • angelams1019
    angelams1019 Posts: 1,102 Member
    A guy came up to me and whispered: "I like older women. I think its sexy" in my ear and then gave me this cheesy smile like "whadyathink??"

    ........I'm only 25 :indifferent:
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    From a Karaoke DJ after reading my name out to sing next,

    "Oh my god it's you! I dream about you! you're back!"

    I'd only been there once before, months ago. I don't get hit on, so that weirdness really threw me.
  • Raynne413
    Raynne413 Posts: 1,527 Member
    I was at a gay club with a friend and had a guy on the dance floor tell me I was gorgeous and then proceeded to ask if I was a "real" woman. :noway:
  • angelams1019
    angelams1019 Posts: 1,102 Member
    I was at a gay club with a friend and had a guy on the dance floor tell me I was gorgeous and then proceeded to ask if I was a "real" woman. :noway:

    Given the location I'd say that was a fair question...
  • BetsyThomas
    BetsyThomas Posts: 188
    I was at Krogers and I happen to go down the snack isle and I hear an old man say damn! I looked at him and said, "Are you ok"? He said, "No you almost gave me a heart attack". lol that was priceless.
  • Raynne413
    Raynne413 Posts: 1,527 Member
    I was at a gay club with a friend and had a guy on the dance floor tell me I was gorgeous and then proceeded to ask if I was a "real" woman. :noway:

    Given the location I'd say that was a fair question...

    Fair, yes, but I still found it rather amusing. :bigsmile:
  • sandhillsmom
    sandhillsmom Posts: 319 Member
    Sitting at the bar of a favorite watering hole type place, a guy set a 4 inch wood screw in front of me and said very seriously. ...

    "Never let it be said I didn't give you a long comfortable screw"

    Walked into a deli for my lunch order one time, a guy I knew who was VERY drunk at the time yelled out

    "Hi ya big-titted sow! how ya doin?"


    The first one bought me a drink, the second one got a pitcher of beer on his head. :drinker: :bigsmile: :laugh:
  • CantStopWontStop92
    CantStopWontStop92 Posts: 165 Member
    Being a girl in engineering, I've heard some quality lines:)

    #1: "So physics..." *looks up* "I mean, so nuclear physics..." *wink* :noway:

    #2: "Being a nerd you must not get many dates. Let me help with that."

    #3: This grad students literally clears off the coffee table I was at, puts my laptop and textbooks under his seat to make room for himself.
    him: "Want to make a new friend, beautiful?"
    me: " No thanks."
    him: *exaggerated look under the table* "I can tell you're a dancer, you've got banging legs."
    me: "Excuse me?"
    him: "I also see you're studying nuclear engineering. How do you feel knowing your education could kill millions sweetheart?"
    me: "I'm leaving."
    him: *grabs my hand* "It's raining, I'll drive you."
    me: "No thanks. Please leave me alone."
    him: "You're fiesty, I like that. Let me take a guess, do you play an instrument?"
    me: *puts in headphones*
    him: "I'm sure you do. At first I though you may be a flute, but flutes are b!tches. Percussionists on the other hand are complex and sensual, as I perceive you to be."

    At that point my D1 linebacker friend showed up and politely asked him to phuck off. I love my friends :happy:
  • blah2989
    blah2989 Posts: 338 Member
    I was with friends at a gay bar and was dancing with some gay guys. I ended up kissing one of them (I was super drunk) and then I said I thought you were gay? He replied only when Im sober. Hahaha! Then my fiance says insane things to me on a daily basis. Before we dated he said hey, how about you me and a game of pokemonopoly. Lol.
  • blah2989
    blah2989 Posts: 338 Member
    :laugh:
  • susanlangleyjarman
    susanlangleyjarman Posts: 9
    one of my exes was a total doushebag. he was always hounding me to lose weight, yet he would always buy fatty foods and eat them right in front of me. how supportive right?his name was brad clinkenqueer. when his constant critisism didnt work he finally said "if you lose weight you could be the next mrs clinkenqueer" i said no thanks if you dont accept me for who i am i dont want to marry you!
  • blah2989
    blah2989 Posts: 338 Member
    I was a high school senior and my art teacher called me up to his desk, I was a super shy girl in school, so I was already nervous walking up there, when I get to his desk he says you remind me of an actress and I am trying to figure out who (at the time Seventh Heaven was big and I heard a lot that I looked like Jessica Beil's little sister on the show, I can't remember the name of the actress). So I say, maybe her... he seems to be pondering it... and then he gets this "aha" look and says, "No, you look just like the girl in the porno I was watching last night. I just smiled out of pure nervous reaction and silently made my way back to my seat..... so. very. uncomfortable.

    omg did you go to my high school? We had an English teacher that was a huge perv and always saying inappropriate things to students... actually i heard years later he was fired for sleeping with a student... gross







    Omg! Reminds me of my 8th grade science teacher. He was a perv he put all the girls with big boobs in front, so of course I was in the front. He would also squat down to look at my paper then would slowly look up... and my boobs were right there! Hed just stare!!! One time he did that and I screamed he fell backwards hit the back of his head on his desk. I told him there was a spider. Of course I lied. Another time he had me in "detention" cant even remember why. I was doing homework, then looked back he was in the back of the room masturbating!!!! He kind of jumped and I just left, briskly. He was fired that year for various other reasons. He was a freak.
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    OK, so this wasn't said to me, but I happened to hear it and it still ranks as one of the craziest things I have ever heard a man say. A man was talking to a couple of other men and I heard 'the *kitten* is what they pee from.' :huh: :noway: :laugh: :laugh:
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    My husband called me "Dude" last night! I couldn't help but laugh!
  • Raynne413
    Raynne413 Posts: 1,527 Member
    My favorite part of Despicable Me is Agnes when she says, It's So Fluffy!!!! So my boyfriend and I were talking about the movie, and he reached towards me laughing. I told him, If you grab me and say "It's so fluffy", I'm going to hurt you!
  • dessertlover27
    dessertlover27 Posts: 385 Member
    I don't think men have said crazy things to me. It's usually the other way 'round.
  • elledeery
    elledeery Posts: 866
    I went clubbing with friends one night and when we were all leaving to head back to the party bus some random French guy approached me and just stood in front of me saying "you give me bl*wjob." in very broken English, I don't know how things roll in France but pretty sure that's now how it works where I'm from and I was rather mind blown by how he couldn't form proper sentences but managed to spit out enough English to be a complete perv! haha
  • bulbadoof
    bulbadoof Posts: 1,058 Member
    I'd get a warning if I told you. O_o'
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I'd get a warning if I told you. O_o'
    pm!
  • elledeery
    elledeery Posts: 866
    OH OH OH! How could I forget this gem!

    I had a guy once say to me "you have such beautiful, porcelain skin, you'd look amazing in a casket!"

    Ummmm thanks?
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    New one today:
    At work I was out in the woods and my truck got stuck. As I was digging myself out a guy comes walking out of the woods and offers to help. Ok, I said.

    We got my truck out but he got dirty in the process. I told him thanks and that I felt guilty that he got dirty.

    He looked me up and down and said, "How guilty do you feel?"

    Indeed
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    From a random dude at the bar: You have damn fine legs. They would be even finer wrapped around my head.

    Really? Who says this? *shudder*
    I've heard that one plenty of times, and I don't get why somebody would find that appropriate to say
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    A woman recently said to me on a first date:
    "You're a little forward"

    The best part is that she was referring to my posture. A little later she followed up with
    "Another relationship has gotten serious, so a second date is impossible, but if you want to get together next week for coffee that would be OK. I think you would benefit from some honest feedback."

    SNAP! hahahahaha wow dude she was so analytic, did you improve your dating skills with her feedback? I once went on a date with somebody, it was awful, so we remained friends and I teached him about seducing and sex (yeah I went on a date with a virgin who just makes out and gives oral).
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    "Hey, you with the clamshoot, come sit on my face!"

    This has never worked but I refuse to give up.
    I am sure it will work.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    A guy came up to me and whispered: "I like older women. I think its sexy" in my ear and then gave me this cheesy smile like "whadyathink??"

    ........I'm only 25 :indifferent:
    was he 12? I had a 25 year old when I was 14
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I was at Krogers and I happen to go down the snack isle and I hear an old man say damn! I looked at him and said, "Are you ok"? He said, "No you almost gave me a heart attack". lol that was priceless.
    awwwww cutie
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I was at a gay club with a friend and had a guy on the dance floor tell me I was gorgeous and then proceeded to ask if I was a "real" woman. :noway:

    Given the location I'd say that was a fair question...

    Fair, yes, but I still found it rather amusing. :bigsmile:
    you should've answered "wanna find out?"
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I went clubbing with friends one night and when we were all leaving to head back to the party bus some random French guy approached me and just stood in front of me saying "you give me bl*wjob." in very broken English, I don't know how things roll in France but pretty sure that's now how it works where I'm from and I was rather mind blown by how he couldn't form proper sentences but managed to spit out enough English to be a complete perv! haha
    oh dear you should visit Europe...

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