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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    The_Usual_Suspects wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    The_Usual_Suspects wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    The_Usual_Suspects wrote: »
    I just had an idea of what to do with my summer. Olympics comings up. Slim, good-looking athlete women. I'm a bachelor. Tinder 🤔

    Maybe cancelled bro??

    Es posible 🤷🏻‍♂️

    I'm sure they'll commence games when this virus clears up

    What if the virus is just a smoke screen for the one world government that’s being erected as we cower behind our face masks and by the time the virus clears up the infrastructure is damaged or changed in such a way that there are no more olympic games.

    Better have a plan B

    I'm not entirely sure about a one eorld government, but I have read the book of Revelations. I know how all of this ends.

    The movie was better
  • NotSoFat70
    NotSoFat70 Posts: 304 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just visited our local grocery store and entire aisles were emptied out.

    No hand sanitizer / no toilet paper / people seemed to be stocking up on wine too.

    Here as well.Lots of soap still available .Wtf?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just visited our local grocery store and entire aisles were emptied out.

    No hand sanitizer / no toilet paper / people seemed to be stocking up on wine too.

    But what if we can’t get chocolate? Or coffee????

    Eta: and i ❤️ you for spelling aisle correctly

    Well, yesterday I visited Costco for Coffee & Lemon Juice & Veggie Patties.

    There was an entire wall filled with stacked pallets of bottled water, but not a shred of toilet paper to be found.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    The_Usual_Suspects wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    The_Usual_Suspects wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    The_Usual_Suspects wrote: »
    I just had an idea of what to do with my summer. Olympics comings up. Slim, good-looking athlete women. I'm a bachelor. Tinder 🤔

    Maybe cancelled bro??

    Es posible 🤷🏻‍♂️

    I'm sure they'll commence games when this virus clears up

    What if the virus is just a smoke screen for the one world government that’s being erected as we cower behind our face masks and by the time the virus clears up the infrastructure is damaged or changed in such a way that there are no more olympic games.

    Better have a plan B

    I'm not entirely sure about a one eorld government, but I have read the book of Revelations. I know how all of this ends.

    with a pool party ??

    please say 'Yes!'

    I love me a good pool party.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited March 2020
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just visited our local grocery store and entire aisles were emptied out.

    No hand sanitizer / no toilet paper / people seemed to be stocking up on wine too.

    But what if we can’t get chocolate? Or coffee????

    Eta: and i ❤️ you for spelling aisle correctly

    Well, yesterday I visited Costco for Coffee & Lemon Juice & Veggie Patties.

    There was an entire wall filled with stacked pallets of bottled water, but not a shred of toilet paper to be found.

    People are scared shitless 🤷🏽‍♂️

    And no need to stock up on bottled water... I mean your tap isn't going to suddenly shut off because of the virus 😂
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    edited March 2020
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just visited our local grocery store and entire aisles were emptied out.

    No hand sanitizer / no toilet paper / people seemed to be stocking up on wine too.

    But what if we can’t get chocolate? Or coffee????

    Eta: and i ❤️ you for spelling aisle correctly

    Well, yesterday I visited Costco for Coffee & Lemon Juice & Veggie Patties.

    There was an entire wall filled with stacked pallets of bottled water, but not a shred of toilet paper to be found.

    People are scared shitless 🤷🏽‍♂️
    took me a second 😂
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Gun sales are way up here too.

    Maybe it's not such a bad idea.
    It's Arizona, all you need to purchase a gun here is an ID (heck, pretty much anyone's ID) + a checkbook.



    The last time I bought a firearm in Arizona they asked me to prove who I said I was; I showed them a Chuckie-Cheeze club card and 10 minutes later walked out of the gun store with a Glock 9mm.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Gun sales are way up here too.

    Maybe it's not such a bad idea.
    It's Arizona, all you need to purchase a gun here is an ID (heck, pretty much anyone's ID) + a checkbook.



    The last time I bought a firearm in Arizona they asked me to prove who I said I was; I showed them a Chuckie-Cheeze club card and 10 minutes later walked out of the gun store with a Glock 9mm.
    Ima need that to protect my t.p. crop
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Reading these posts has me worried now.
    What if the neighbors see the giant hoard of tp in the garage when I open the garage door?! Balls!
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Reading these posts has me worried now.
    What if the neighbors see the giant hoard of tp in the garage when I open the garage door?! Balls!

    Beaded curtain
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Reading these posts has me worried now.
    What if the neighbors see the giant hoard of tp in the garage when I open the garage door?! Balls!

    Beaded curtain

    Brilliant! 🤓😂
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,192 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Reading these posts has me worried now.
    What if the neighbors see the giant hoard of tp in the garage when I open the garage door?! Balls!

    False wall? Big blanket or tarp... you’ve gots lots of options here - no need to worry
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Reading these posts has me worried now.
    What if the neighbors see the giant hoard of tp in the garage when I open the garage door?! Balls!

    False wall? Big blanket or tarp... you’ve gots lots of options here - no need to worry

    False wall sounds good!
    A whole secret hidden room would be really cool!

    You guys know I’m joking right? 😂
    I have 9 rolls of tp, I’m a goner.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Reading these posts has me worried now.
    What if the neighbors see the giant hoard of tp in the garage when I open the garage door?! Balls!

    False wall? Big blanket or tarp... you’ve gots lots of options here - no need to worry

    False wall sounds good!
    A whole secret hidden room would be really cool!

    You guys know I’m joking right? 😂
    I have 9 rolls of tp, I’m a goner.
    😂
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,192 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Reading these posts has me worried now.
    What if the neighbors see the giant hoard of tp in the garage when I open the garage door?! Balls!

    False wall? Big blanket or tarp... you’ve gots lots of options here - no need to worry

    False wall sounds good!
    A whole secret hidden room would be really cool!

    You guys know I’m joking right? 😂
    I have 9 rolls of tp, I’m a goner.

    9 rolls is solid as long as you don’t have a bunch living with you - also are they standard - double or mega size ?
  • NotSoFat70
    NotSoFat70 Posts: 304 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Reading these posts has me worried now.
    What if the neighbors see the giant hoard of tp in the garage when I open the garage door?! Balls!

    False wall? Big blanket or tarp... you’ve gots lots of options here - no need to worry

    False wall sounds good!
    A whole secret hidden room would be really cool!

    You guys know I’m joking right? 😂
    I have 9 rolls of tp, I’m a goner.

    I have 24 🤘Am I a hoarder?😵
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,192 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Soon you gonna see some people do some sketchy *kitten* for a roll of tp 😂

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Soon you gonna see some people do some sketchy *kitten* for a roll of tp 😂

    I'd cut a *kitten* for a half roll of single ply.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Seriously.... first thing tomorrow. 😜

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Seriously.... first thing tomorrow. 😜

    ovehzxpkevg9.jpeg

    I want to party with you, cowboy.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Soon you gonna see some people do some sketchy *kitten* for a roll of tp 😂

    iqo8uqt42s1n.jpg

    This maybe the most insightful post of all-time 😂
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,192 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    People on here got real problems but I have a bad cold and am already decided to be a big baby about it because I’m a MAN

    Hope you feel better soon bud -

    Stay strong bro
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    PSA : I can turn clothes into toilet paper. Follow me for more life hacks.

    Always start out with socks. You always have two.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    PSA : I can turn clothes into toilet paper. Follow me for more life hacks.

    Always start out with socks. You always have two.
    My runner friends taught me this
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    PSA : I can turn clothes into toilet paper. Follow me for more life hacks.

    Always start out with socks. You always have two.

    🤣
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,192 Member
    Kinda slow in here today

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