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Why are mouse traps called mouse traps when all some of them appear to do is serve them dinner. I can almost hear them chuckling at me behind the walls, waiting for me to serve their next meal.
Mouse traps used to completely disappear on me, couldn't find them anywhere. I think the mice ate them just to put the fear of rodents in me.2 -
I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π7
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Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
who passed out first and did anybody draw on their face with a sharpie?6 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
did you have a hitch in your step when you walked home ??2 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
I love Mfp dreams, especially the ones where I wake up feeling romantically attached to someone and it takes like half the morning to fade and it only does so because his posts make me jealous and hurt that he canβt and will never be the literal guy of my dreams whose lap i sat on in the hot tub that was then a pool and then a torrential flood in the basement and we canβt go down there to fix it because we might get electrocuted but he bravely tries anyway and I scream as I realize that Iβm still holding his hand and that Iβll be electrocuted too but then itβs fine because weβre in a van and itβs snowing and iβm coming down from the loft in his shirt and it smells like coffee and bacon
Edit: this is totally just an example7 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
I love Mfp dreams, especially the ones where I wake up feeling romantically attached to someone and it takes like half the morning to fade and it only does so because his posts make me jealous and hurt that he canβt and will never be the literal guy of my dreams whose lap i sat on in the hot tub that was then a pool and then a torrential flood in the basement and we canβt go down there to fix it because we might get electrocuted but he bravely tries anyway and I scream as I realize that Iβm still holding his hand and that Iβll be electrocuted too but then itβs fine because weβre in a van and itβs snowing and iβm coming down from the loft in his shirt and it smells like coffee and bacon
Edit: this is totally just an example
wait.
Bacon ?2 -
Motorsheen wrote: Β»Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
I love Mfp dreams, especially the ones where I wake up feeling romantically attached to someone and it takes like half the morning to fade and it only does so because his posts make me jealous and hurt that he canβt and will never be the literal guy of my dreams whose lap i sat on in the hot tub that was then a pool and then a torrential flood in the basement and we canβt go down there to fix it because we might get electrocuted but he bravely tries anyway and I scream as I realize that Iβm still holding his hand and that Iβll be electrocuted too but then itβs fine because weβre in a van and itβs snowing and iβm coming down from the loft in his shirt and it smells like coffee and bacon
Edit: this is totally just an example
wait.
Bacon ?
I know, that part was weird2 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
I love Mfp dreams, especially the ones where I wake up feeling romantically attached to someone and it takes like half the morning to fade and it only does so because his posts make me jealous and hurt that he canβt and will never be the literal guy of my dreams whose lap i sat on in the hot tub that was then a pool and then a torrential flood in the basement and we canβt go down there to fix it because we might get electrocuted but he bravely tries anyway and I scream as I realize that Iβm still holding his hand and that Iβll be electrocuted too but then itβs fine because weβre in a van and itβs snowing and iβm coming down from the loft in his shirt and it smells like coffee and bacon
Edit: this is totally just an example
the last dream i had about someone here was just a plain sexual dream but i fell asleep within the dream and when i woke up (still within the dream) she was still there too, but she'd gone and grabbed my leatherman and was ripping my teeth out with it and it took me like 2 more minutes to fully wake up IRL despite the pain6 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
I love Mfp dreams, especially the ones where I wake up feeling romantically attached to someone and it takes like half the morning to fade and it only does so because his posts make me jealous and hurt that he canβt and will never be the literal guy of my dreams whose lap i sat on in the hot tub that was then a pool and then a torrential flood in the basement and we canβt go down there to fix it because we might get electrocuted but he bravely tries anyway and I scream as I realize that Iβm still holding his hand and that Iβll be electrocuted too but then itβs fine because weβre in a van and itβs snowing and iβm coming down from the loft in his shirt and it smells like coffee and bacon
Edit: this is totally just an example
the last dream i had about someone here was just a plain sexual dream but i fell asleep within the dream and when i woke up (still within the dream) she was still there too, but she'd gone and grabbed my leatherman and was ripping my teeth out with it and it took me like 2 more minutes to fully wake up IRL despite the pain
I mean.. falling asleep during sex.. you kinda got what you deserved imo7 -
Why are mouse traps called mouse traps when all some of them appear to do is serve them dinner. I can almost hear them chuckling at me behind the walls, waiting for me to serve their next meal.
Mouse traps used to completely disappear on me, couldn't find them anywhere. I think the mice ate them just to put the fear of rodents in me.
If they disappear... It's usually cause it caught a leg π. Look in fall areas near the trap. I found one in a box on the shelf (alive) and the other one flipped off the back and was hanging over the electrical cord (also alive). π
I hate killing them, but can't have them in my home... So when the trap misfires, my heart breaks for the cute little critter.
Good news, it's been over a week since any of the 4 I put out were triggered!1 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
who passed out first and did anybody draw on their face with a sharpie?
I didn't get to find out who passed out first because you all ditched me before. I'm over it now ππMotorsheen wrote: Β»Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
did you have a hitch in your step when you walked home ??
If I remember correctly, I couldn't walk. The helicopter came to get me.1 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
I love Mfp dreams, especially the ones where I wake up feeling romantically attached to someone and it takes like half the morning to fade and it only does so because his posts make me jealous and hurt that he canβt and will never be the literal guy of my dreams whose lap i sat on in the hot tub that was then a pool and then a torrential flood in the basement and we canβt go down there to fix it because we might get electrocuted but he bravely tries anyway and I scream as I realize that Iβm still holding his hand and that Iβll be electrocuted too but then itβs fine because weβre in a van and itβs snowing and iβm coming down from the loft in his shirt and it smells like coffee and bacon
Edit: this is totally just an example
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Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
who passed out first and did anybody draw on their face with a sharpie?
I didn't get to find out who passed out first because you all ditched me before. I'm over it now ππMotorsheen wrote: Β»Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
did you have a hitch in your step when you walked home ??
If I remember correctly, I couldn't walk. The helicopter came to get me.
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Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
who passed out first and did anybody draw on their face with a sharpie?
I didn't get to find out who passed out first because you all ditched me before. I'm over it now ππMotorsheen wrote: Β»Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
did you have a hitch in your step when you walked home ??
If I remember correctly, I couldn't walk. The helicopter came to get me.
so the camp-out was a success ?1 -
yknow i haven't actually hated this year all that much
like sure there's the rona zombies, that *kitten* carole baskin, the murder hornets, lockdowns, mask orders when you're walking by yourself, food/supply shortages, burning cities, aliens on venus (π€), brain eating amoebas in the water supply, and now election strife/"civil" war happenings, and two months left to go!
but tbh its really all kept me pretty busy with doomsday prepping and learning new things, so that my annual november depression hasn't really set in too horrifically yet and that's a big victory for me
so honestly, thank you 2020.
just give us proof of bigfoot now8 -
yknow i haven't actually hated this year all that much
like sure there's the rona zombies, that *kitten* carole baskin, the murder hornets, lockdowns, mask orders when you're walking by yourself, food/supply shortages, burning cities, aliens on venus (π€), brain eating amoebas in the water supply, and now election strife/"civil" war happenings, and two months left to go!
but tbh its really all kept me pretty busy with doomsday prepping and learning new things, so that my annual november depression hasn't really set in too horrifically yet and that's a big victory for me
so honestly, thank you 2020.
just give us proof of bigfoot now
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When you think of it... 2020 was full of such epic BS that a regular crappy year is going to feel great.
And a great year will have us euphoric.
Mother nature: Adjusting expectations in a most effective manner.6 -
Motorsheen wrote: Β»Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
who passed out first and did anybody draw on their face with a sharpie?
I didn't get to find out who passed out first because you all ditched me before. I'm over it now ππMotorsheen wrote: Β»Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»I had a dream last night that I went camping with @iMago @sweet_ermengarde @Motorsheen and @PlentyofProtein00 and y'all left me alone in the woods in the U.S and I'm not sure about how I feel about you guys this morning π
did you have a hitch in your step when you walked home ??
If I remember correctly, I couldn't walk. The helicopter came to get me.
so the camp-out was a success ?
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Tonight is night 12 with no power for my son and his family.
He lives in a busy part of the city.
I can hardly believe that the power company seems so inept.
We have storms all the time with outages, they need to seriously up their game.
Generator sales skyrocket!5 -
honeybee__12 wrote: Β»Tonight is night 12 with no power for my son and his family.
He lives in a busy part of the city.
I can hardly believe that the power company seems so inept.
We have storms all the time with outages, they need to seriously up their game.
Generator sales skyrocket!
That is a long time π I hope they don't have to wait much longer.1 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»honeybee__12 wrote: Β»Tonight is night 12 with no power for my son and his family.
He lives in a busy part of the city.
I can hardly believe that the power company seems so inept.
We have storms all the time with outages, they need to seriously up their game.
Generator sales skyrocket!
That is a long time π I hope they don't have to wait much longer.
Thank you!
His dad had a generator on a trailer he hooked up but he hooked up one of his neighbors as well so they only have heat, some lights and TV.
The 3 kids are going crazy, making mom and dad crazy.
He said the worst has been having to eat out every meal.
It has been beautiful weather, thankfully.1 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: Β»honeybee__12 wrote: Β»Tonight is night 12 with no power for my son and his family.
He lives in a busy part of the city.
I can hardly believe that the power company seems so inept.
We have storms all the time with outages, they need to seriously up their game.
Generator sales skyrocket!
That is a long time π I hope they don't have to wait much longer.
My kids would drive me crazy! I would go crazy because of them! Poor guy!2 -
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I wonder if Canadian newspapers will start to talk about things happening in Canada now. Probably not...4
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stevehenderson776 wrote: Β»I wonder if Canadian newspapers will start to talk about things happening in Canada now. Probably not...
Probably not while the toddler in chief is still throwing an epic tantrum. I also worry for the covid number that will pop up down there in two weeks time... All these rallies, celebrations, protests, even the voters, ballot counters, and poll watchers... So many have been exposed that I fear the consequences. π
So very happy for π! Character matters. Decency matters. πππ6 -
KickassAmazon76 wrote: Β»stevehenderson776 wrote: Β»I wonder if Canadian newspapers will start to talk about things happening in Canada now. Probably not...
Character matters. Decency matters. πππ
Would be nice if that were the case in my country too lol. As it stands I get nervous every time the PM gets within 30 yards of a jar of shoe polish.2 -
stevehenderson776 wrote: Β»KickassAmazon76 wrote: Β»stevehenderson776 wrote: Β»I wonder if Canadian newspapers will start to talk about things happening in Canada now. Probably not...
Character matters. Decency matters. πππ
Would be nice if that were the case in my country too lol. As it stands I get nervous every time the PM gets within 30 yards of a jar of shoe polish.
I am guessing we share the same country π ...
β€οΈ I feel your pain.0 -
KickassAmazon76 wrote: Β»stevehenderson776 wrote: Β»KickassAmazon76 wrote: Β»stevehenderson776 wrote: Β»I wonder if Canadian newspapers will start to talk about things happening in Canada now. Probably not...
Character matters. Decency matters. πππ
Would be nice if that were the case in my country too lol. As it stands I get nervous every time the PM gets within 30 yards of a jar of shoe polish.
I am guessing we share the same country π ...
β€οΈ I feel your pain.
Ermahgah what? @KickassAmazon76 is Canadian too!? En plus?!!? I'm crushing so hard in Montreal-ish right now π2
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