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Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
TIL - 5ofseven is a bro
Wait wut?1 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
TIL - 5ofseven is a bro
It was determined previously that bro and homie are unisex terms and this 5ofseven gender is thus still unknown 🤷♂️3 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
I can’t drive 55 - cuz my mazaratti does 185 I lost my license and now I can’t drive 🤷♂️1 -
My oldest just passed his permit test. He was so composed and polite talking to the DMV ladies in spite of confiding to me that he was feeling quite nervous. I like him. ❤️13
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twitchandshout wrote: »My oldest just passed his permit test. He was so composed and polite talking to the DMV ladies in spite of confiding to me that he was feeling quite nervous. I like him. ❤️
Now for the anxiety of him driving by himself- my oldest got her actual license back in November - still scares the chit outta me when she drives places alone 🤷♂️3 -
Now for the anxiety of him driving by himself- my oldest got her actual license back in November - still scares the chit outta me when she drives places alone 🤷♂️
Scared the *kitten* out of me when I realized he’ll be old enough to vote in the next presidential election3 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »I miss the days of no caller Id cuzi I can't call and hear your voice or play music in your ear or disguise my voice and ask if you like me like that
I remember answering “Hello?” Like hello is a question.
Now it’s, “Why are you calling me? Did you forget how to text?“5 -
Right now? I'm swimming in post workout endorphins 💪😊
Thinking about how I enjoy exercise so much when I don't associate it with something I have to do for weight loss.
Nobody likes chores!
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You misspelled taint.5 -
You misspelled taint.
Fuggin auto correct strikes again0 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
That word makes my skin crawl - js
Autocorrect is indeed loathsome. It's the moist of computerdom.1 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
That word makes my skin crawl - js
Perineum?0 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
That word makes my skin crawl - js
Sure. When it’s done right.0 -
this has been a rough week so far. i managed not to lose my *kitten* with all what's been going on today. some people are real jerks. gotta move on tho.........13
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lisamestiza2021 wrote: »this has been a rough week so far. i managed not to lose my *kitten* with all what's been going on today. some people are real jerks. gotta move on tho.........
The sun'll come out tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
There'll be sun
Just thinkin' about tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow
'Til there's none
When I'm stuck a with day that's gray and lonely
I just stick out my chin and grin, and say, oh
The sun'll come out tomorrow
So you gotta hang on 'til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow, tomorrow
I love ya tomorrow
You're always a day away
When I'm stuck a with day that's gray and lonely
I just stick out my chin and grin, and say, oh
The sun'll come out tomorrow
So you gotta hang on 'til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow, tomorrow
I love ya tomorrow
You're always a day away
Tomorrow, tomorrow
I love ya tomorrow
You're always a day away6 -
Motorsheen wrote: »
The sun'll come out tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
There'll be sun
Just thinkin' about tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow
'Til there's none
When I'm stuck a with day that's gray and lonely
I just stick out my chin and grin, and say, oh
The sun'll come out tomorrow
So you gotta hang on 'til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow, tomorrow
I love ya tomorrow
You're always a day away
When I'm stuck a with day that's gray and lonely
I just stick out my chin and grin, and say, oh
The sun'll come out tomorrow
So you gotta hang on 'til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow, tomorrow
I love ya tomorrow
You're always a day away
Tomorrow, tomorrow
I love ya tomorrow
You're always a day away
yeah yeah yeah. the real question isssssssss
when are you gonna take me out for that dinner you promised eh?2 -
How did my grandparents manage to write letters to a billion people without their hand cramping up? I write more than a page of legible text to anyone by hand and my hand starts aching something fierce. Has always been that way.
Also, my handwriting is *kitten* for a woman. Probably the least feminine handwriting out there.
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lisamestiza2021 wrote: »
yeah yeah yeah. the real question isssssssss
when are you gonna take me out for that dinner you promised eh?
Just as soon as y'all claw your way outta lockdowns and snow drifts.
Tacos await.2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »
Just as soon as y'all claw your way outta lockdowns and snow drifts.
Tacos await.
you always always say the right things
and i'll wear that black dress for tacos. 2 -
Why the sudden influx of Russian porn order, I mean mail order, brides in my friend requests?7
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piggy_smalls wrote: »Why the sudden influx of Russian porn order, I mean mail order, brides in my friend requests?
The Easter Bunny showed up on my doorstep, sitting on a cottonball.
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I thought I was the only one getting those and didn't say anything because I thought it may have had something to do with my browsing history 😆8
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Miss_Chiev0us_ wrote: »I thought I was the only one getting those and didn't say anything because I thought it may have had something to do with my browsing history 😆
If that were true, I would have a ton of FRs from Japanese chicks this month. And Venezuelan ladies, the month before and Swedish, the month before that.6 -
happimess01 wrote: »
If that were true, I would have a ton of FRs from Japanese chicks this month. And Venezuelan ladies, the month before and Swedish, the month before that.
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I tend to get a lot of junk promising "hot Asian women" (not my pref...maybe they found out I traveled to Asia a year ago?) or "mature women" decades older than me.1
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piggy_smalls wrote: »Why the sudden influx of Russian porn order, I mean mail order, brides in my friend requests?
Where's my mail-order husband? This one-sided sexist approach ain't for me. If the porn bots gotta spam, at least be equal opportunity spammers!6 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »
Where's my mail-order husband? This one-sided sexist approach ain't for me. If the porn bots gotta spam, at least be equal opportunity spammers!
Apparently Russian porn producers think women won’t spend money on that. They’re probably right.4 -
I haven’t been getting the bots and now I feel left out. 😢2
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Yoshiboobs wrote: »I haven’t been getting the bots and now I feel left out. 😢
You still might. I got my first one today 😃😂2 -
Yoshiboobs wrote: »I haven’t been getting the bots and now I feel left out. 😢
no worries
I'll send you a FR, just after I break-out my bikini from cold storage.3
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