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  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,135 Member
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »
    I'd like to have more conversations about *me*

    So - tell me a little about yourself sir

    Sure! I enjoy reading, writing, horror (movies, books, etc), love games, played paintball pretty heavily for around two decades, and I love spending time outdoors.

    This has been a great chat!

    I got your back my dude
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,135 Member
    KosmosKitten wrote: »
    Why does the C curve on my nails have to be so extreme? It's unfair that I can grow long nails naturally, but then have them be asymmetrical because of the C curve. :(

    Fuggin genes 🧬 amarite!!
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,135 Member
    5ofseven wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The fact that there seem to be an awful lotta zombie whoooooooooore accounts popping up trying to friend me. Which one of you wrote my name on a gravestone?

    How dare you assume my gender

    Bro relax homie
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,135 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    KickassAmazon76 wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    My ability to change from scrubs to street clothes at a red light has improved by .6 seconds I'm wondering if the guy next to me was as impressed as I am rn

    Nakey!

    I think women are seriously under appreciated for the amazing feats we able to achieve without baring the goods.

    I've become amazing at taking off my sports bra without removing my tank top, without exposing the ladies in the process. I feel like this should be celebrated more!

    I may or may not have bared said goods - don't matter cuz tinted windows. That's what I tell myself 😂

    Totally true can’t see past the tint -

    Also - what do you drive again??
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The fact that there seem to be an awful lotta zombie whoooooooooore accounts popping up trying to friend me. Which one of you wrote my name on a gravestone?

    How does one become a zombie whooooooore?

    Askin for a friend

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    PLUS

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    PLUS

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    Stir and let sit for like 4 or 5 yrs.

  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    5ofseven wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The fact that there seem to be an awful lotta zombie whoooooooooore accounts popping up trying to friend me. Which one of you wrote my name on a gravestone?

    How dare you assume my gender

    Bro relax homie

    TIL - 5ofseven is a bro

    Wait wut?
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,135 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    5ofseven wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The fact that there seem to be an awful lotta zombie whoooooooooore accounts popping up trying to friend me. Which one of you wrote my name on a gravestone?

    How dare you assume my gender

    Bro relax homie

    TIL - 5ofseven is a bro

    It was determined previously that bro and homie are unisex terms and this 5ofseven gender is thus still unknown 🤷‍♂️
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,135 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    KickassAmazon76 wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    My ability to change from scrubs to street clothes at a red light has improved by .6 seconds I'm wondering if the guy next to me was as impressed as I am rn

    Nakey!

    I think women are seriously under appreciated for the amazing feats we able to achieve without baring the goods.

    I've become amazing at taking off my sports bra without removing my tank top, without exposing the ladies in the process. I feel like this should be celebrated more!

    I may or may not have bared said goods - don't matter cuz tinted windows. That's what I tell myself 😂

    Totally true can’t see past the tint -

    Also - what do you drive again??

    55

    I can’t drive 55 - cuz my mazaratti does 185 I lost my license and now I can’t drive 🤷‍♂️
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,135 Member
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    My oldest just passed his permit test. He was so composed and polite talking to the DMV ladies in spite of confiding to me that he was feeling quite nervous. I like him. ❤️

    Now for the anxiety of him driving by himself- my oldest got her actual license back in November - still scares the chit outta me when she drives places alone 🤷‍♂️
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    edited February 2021
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    My oldest just passed his permit test. He was so composed and polite talking to the DMV ladies in spite of confiding to me that he was feeling quite nervous. I like him. ❤️

    Now for the anxiety of him driving by himself- my oldest got her actual license back in November - still scares the chit outta me when she drives places alone 🤷‍♂️

    Scared the *kitten* out of me when I realized he’ll be old enough to vote in the next presidential election
  • elmusho1989
    elmusho1989 Posts: 321 Member
    Right now? I'm swimming in post workout endorphins 💪😊

    Thinking about how I enjoy exercise so much when I don't associate it with something I have to do for weight loss.

    Nobody likes chores!

  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,135 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    KickassAmazon76 wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    My ability to change from scrubs to street clothes at a red light has improved by .6 seconds I'm wondering if the guy next to me was as impressed as I am rn

    Nakey!

    I think women are seriously under appreciated for the amazing feats we able to achieve without baring the goods.

    I've become amazing at taking off my sports bra without removing my tank top, without exposing the ladies in the process. I feel like this should be celebrated more!

    I may or may not have bared said goods - don't matter cuz tinted windows. That's what I tell myself 😂

    Totally true can’t see past the tint -

    Also - what do you drive again??

    You misspelled taint.

    Fuggin auto correct strikes again
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    KickassAmazon76 wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    My ability to change from scrubs to street clothes at a red light has improved by .6 seconds I'm wondering if the guy next to me was as impressed as I am rn

    Nakey!

    I think women are seriously under appreciated for the amazing feats we able to achieve without baring the goods.

    I've become amazing at taking off my sports bra without removing my tank top, without exposing the ladies in the process. I feel like this should be celebrated more!

    I may or may not have bared said goods - don't matter cuz tinted windows. That's what I tell myself 😂

    Totally true can’t see past the tint -

    Also - what do you drive again??

    You misspelled taint.

    Fuggin auto correct strikes again

    That word makes my skin crawl - js

    Autocorrect is indeed loathsome. It's the moist of computerdom.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    KickassAmazon76 wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    My ability to change from scrubs to street clothes at a red light has improved by .6 seconds I'm wondering if the guy next to me was as impressed as I am rn

    Nakey!

    I think women are seriously under appreciated for the amazing feats we able to achieve without baring the goods.

    I've become amazing at taking off my sports bra without removing my tank top, without exposing the ladies in the process. I feel like this should be celebrated more!

    I may or may not have bared said goods - don't matter cuz tinted windows. That's what I tell myself 😂

    Totally true can’t see past the tint -

    Also - what do you drive again??

    You misspelled taint.

    Fuggin auto correct strikes again

    That word makes my skin crawl - js

    Perineum?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    KickassAmazon76 wrote: »
    twitchandshout wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    My ability to change from scrubs to street clothes at a red light has improved by .6 seconds I'm wondering if the guy next to me was as impressed as I am rn

    Nakey!

    I think women are seriously under appreciated for the amazing feats we able to achieve without baring the goods.

    I've become amazing at taking off my sports bra without removing my tank top, without exposing the ladies in the process. I feel like this should be celebrated more!

    I may or may not have bared said goods - don't matter cuz tinted windows. That's what I tell myself 😂

    Totally true can’t see past the tint -

    Also - what do you drive again??

    You misspelled taint.

    Fuggin auto correct strikes again

    That word makes my skin crawl - js

    Sure. When it’s done right.
  • lisamestiza2021
    lisamestiza2021 Posts: 239 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lisamestiza2021 wrote: »
    this has been a rough week so far. i managed not to lose my *kitten* with all what's been going on today. some people are real jerks. gotta move on tho.........



    The sun'll come out tomorrow
    Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
    There'll be sun
    Just thinkin' about tomorrow
    Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow
    'Til there's none
    When I'm stuck a with day that's gray and lonely
    I just stick out my chin and grin, and say, oh
    The sun'll come out tomorrow
    So you gotta hang on 'til tomorrow
    Come what may
    Tomorrow, tomorrow
    I love ya tomorrow
    You're always a day away
    When I'm stuck a with day that's gray and lonely
    I just stick out my chin and grin, and say, oh
    The sun'll come out tomorrow
    So you gotta hang on 'til tomorrow
    Come what may
    Tomorrow, tomorrow
    I love ya tomorrow
    You're always a day away
    Tomorrow, tomorrow
    I love ya tomorrow
    You're always a day away

    yeah yeah yeah. the real question isssssssss

    when are you gonna take me out for that dinner you promised eh?
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    How did my grandparents manage to write letters to a billion people without their hand cramping up? I write more than a page of legible text to anyone by hand and my hand starts aching something fierce. Has always been that way.

    Also, my handwriting is *kitten* for a woman. Probably the least feminine handwriting out there. :(
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lisamestiza2021 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lisamestiza2021 wrote: »
    this has been a rough week so far. i managed not to lose my *kitten* with all what's been going on today. some people are real jerks. gotta move on tho.........



    The sun'll come out tomorrow
    Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
    There'll be sun
    Just thinkin' about tomorrow
    Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow
    'Til there's none
    When I'm stuck a with day that's gray and lonely
    I just stick out my chin and grin, and say, oh
    The sun'll come out tomorrow
    So you gotta hang on 'til tomorrow
    Come what may
    Tomorrow, tomorrow
    I love ya tomorrow
    You're always a day away
    When I'm stuck a with day that's gray and lonely
    I just stick out my chin and grin, and say, oh
    The sun'll come out tomorrow
    So you gotta hang on 'til tomorrow
    Come what may
    Tomorrow, tomorrow
    I love ya tomorrow
    You're always a day away
    Tomorrow, tomorrow
    I love ya tomorrow
    You're always a day away

    yeah yeah yeah. the real question isssssssss

    when are you gonna take me out for that dinner you promised eh?

    Just as soon as y'all claw your way outta lockdowns and snow drifts.

    Tacos await.
  • lisamestiza2021
    lisamestiza2021 Posts: 239 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lisamestiza2021 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lisamestiza2021 wrote: »
    this has been a rough week so far. i managed not to lose my *kitten* with all what's been going on today. some people are real jerks. gotta move on tho.........



    The sun'll come out tomorrow
    Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
    There'll be sun
    Just thinkin' about tomorrow
    Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow
    'Til there's none
    When I'm stuck a with day that's gray and lonely
    I just stick out my chin and grin, and say, oh
    The sun'll come out tomorrow
    So you gotta hang on 'til tomorrow
    Come what may
    Tomorrow, tomorrow
    I love ya tomorrow
    You're always a day away
    When I'm stuck a with day that's gray and lonely
    I just stick out my chin and grin, and say, oh
    The sun'll come out tomorrow
    So you gotta hang on 'til tomorrow
    Come what may
    Tomorrow, tomorrow
    I love ya tomorrow
    You're always a day away
    Tomorrow, tomorrow
    I love ya tomorrow
    You're always a day away

    yeah yeah yeah. the real question isssssssss

    when are you gonna take me out for that dinner you promised eh?

    Just as soon as y'all claw your way outta lockdowns and snow drifts.

    Tacos await.

    you always always say the right things <3 and i'll wear that black dress for tacos.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    edited February 2021
    piggy_smalls wrote: »
    Why the sudden influx of Russian porn order, I mean mail order, brides in my friend requests?

    The Easter Bunny showed up on my doorstep, sitting on a cottonball.

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  • Miss_Chiev0us_
    Miss_Chiev0us_ Posts: 2,208 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us_ wrote: »
    I thought I was the only one getting those and didn't say anything because I thought it may have had something to do with my browsing history 😆

    If that were true, I would have a ton of FRs from Japanese chicks this month. And Venezuelan ladies, the month before and Swedish, the month before that.

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  • CurseofDolkite
    CurseofDolkite Posts: 31 Member
    I tend to get a lot of junk promising "hot Asian women" (not my pref...maybe they found out I traveled to Asia a year ago?) or "mature women" decades older than me.

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