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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    I was going to post song lyrics but I would have had to blur out almost half the words
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    edited September 2023
    My grandmother’s cuckoo clocks & hummel figurines. A nod to her Germanness or souvenirs brought back by American GIs? or both?
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    edited September 2023
    What kind self respecting establishment runs out of bacon?
    Then has the nerve to offer “Canadian bacon” as a substitute.

    Someone is getting throat punched!

    Fun (kinda, not really) fact: we don't call it Canadian bacon here, we call it back bacon, or sometimes peameal bacon (although technically, even that's not right anymore).
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,467 Member
    What kind self respecting establishment runs out of bacon?
    Then has the nerve to offer “Canadian bacon” as a substitute.

    Someone is getting throat punched!

    Fun (kinda, not really) fact: we don't call it Canadian bacon here, we call it back bacon, or sometimes peameal bacon (although technically, even that's not right anymore).

    Isn't back bacon more of a ham though? Like you'd get on an egg McMuffin

    Back bacon is our thing exclusively i think and peameal is localized even more cause it originated in Toronto at the st Lawrence market....mmmm now I want to get a peameal in a bun. Yummmmm
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    What kind self respecting establishment runs out of bacon?
    Then has the nerve to offer “Canadian bacon” as a substitute.

    Someone is getting throat punched!

    Fun (kinda, not really) fact: we don't call it Canadian bacon here, we call it back bacon, or sometimes peameal bacon (although technically, even that's not right anymore).

    Isn't back bacon more of a ham though? Like you'd get on an egg McMuffin

    Back bacon is our thing exclusively i think and peameal is localized even more cause it originated in Toronto at the st Lawrence market....mmmm now I want to get a peameal in a bun. Yummmmm

    I think ham comes from a pig's bottom but back bacon comes from the back. And peameal is back bacon but they've cured it, I think -- but I know people have used peameal and back bacon interchangeably even though they're technically different in how they're made
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Green bell peppers are not delicious like red bell peppers.
  • Wascally_Wabbit
    Wascally_Wabbit Posts: 65 Member
    Green bell peppers are not delicious like red bell peppers.

    I find them rather bland and use jalapenos if I want green in there. Makes a party with sweet reds and yellers.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.

    You can say tits here?
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.

    You can say tits here?

    Apparently! I thought it would be kittened out
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.

    You can say tits here?

    Apparently! I thought it would be kittened out

    Somebody in the kitten department kittened up
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Green bell peppers are not delicious like red bell peppers.

    I find them rather bland and use jalapenos if I want green in there. Makes a party with sweet reds and yellers.

    spicy

    I just cut my bell peppers into strips and eat them plain as a snack. I don’t think I would like jalapeños that way.
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,759 Member
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.

    You can say tits here?

    *kitten*
    Piss
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    Tits

    Just checking :)
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.

    You can say tits here?

    *kitten*
    Piss
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    Tits

    Just checking :)

    😂 thank you 🤣
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,759 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.

    You can say tits here?

    *kitten*
    Piss
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    Tits

    Just checking :)

    😂 thank you 🤣

    I do what I can. :)

    (And they should make zippered wrist pouches in the style of wonder woman's wrist cuffs cuz I'm shopping for some and that's what I keep thinking about.)
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.

    You can say tits here?

    *kitten*
    Piss
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    Tits

    Just checking :)

    😂 thank you 🤣

    I do what I can. :)

    (And they should make zippered wrist pouches in the style of wonder woman's wrist cuffs cuz I'm shopping for some and that's what I keep thinking about.)

    Like a corsage. I’ve been meaning to get a pincushion like that.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    edited September 2023
    My colleague had a meeting with some clients yesterday – a woman and her husband. From all the way upstairs, I could hear them on the main floor when the woman said, “I’m sorry for staring, but you have the most penetrating blue eyes.” so now we can’t leave him alone about it
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    edited September 2023
    glassyo wrote: »
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.

    You can say tits here?

    *kitten*
    Piss
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    Tits

    Just checking :)


    Kinda surprised the fifth one didn't work.

    Edit: Also surprised these words even exist in @glassyo 's innocent mind. :o
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    edited September 2023
    redux1985 wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.

    You can say tits here?

    *kitten*
    Piss
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    Tits

    Just checking :)


    Kinda surprised the fifth one didn't work since it's two words grafted together.
    Wait. What? How can you tell? Can you see it when you quote? Because I can’t. Are you *kitten* with me? Don’t take advantage of my gullibility.

    Also, glassyo is quite feisty
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.

    You can say tits here?

    *kitten*
    Piss
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    Tits

    Just checking :)


    Kinda surprised the fifth one didn't work since it's two words grafted together.
    Wait. What? How can you tell? Can you see it when you quote? Because I can’t. Are you *kitten* with me? Don’t take advantage of my gullibility.

    Also, glassyo is quite feisty


    I see all.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.

    You can say tits here?

    *kitten*
    Piss
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    Tits

    Just checking :)


    Kinda surprised the fifth one didn't work since it's two words grafted together.
    Wait. What? How can you tell? Can you see it when you quote? Because I can’t. Are you *kitten* with me? Don’t take advantage of my gullibility.

    Also, glassyo is quite feisty


    I see all.

    Now he tells me
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    My colleague had a meeting with some clients yesterday – a woman and her husband. From all the way upstairs, I could hear them on the main floor when the woman said, “I’m sorry for staring, but you have the most penetrating blue eyes.” so now we can’t leave him alone about it

    Well now I wanna see them
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    My colleague had a meeting with some clients yesterday – a woman and her husband. From all the way upstairs, I could hear them on the main floor when the woman said, “I’m sorry for staring, but you have the most penetrating blue eyes.” so now we can’t leave him alone about it

    Well now I wanna see them

    I can tell you for sure that I never noticed his eyes
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    My colleague had a meeting with some clients yesterday – a woman and her husband. From all the way upstairs, I could hear them on the main floor when the woman said, “I’m sorry for staring, but you have the most penetrating blue eyes.” so now we can’t leave him alone about it

    Well now I wanna see them

    I can tell you for sure that I never noticed his eyes

    Maybe she was on the hunt for a third
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    My colleague had a meeting with some clients yesterday – a woman and her husband. From all the way upstairs, I could hear them on the main floor when the woman said, “I’m sorry for staring, but you have the most penetrating blue eyes.” so now we can’t leave him alone about it

    Well now I wanna see them

    I can tell you for sure that I never noticed his eyes

    Maybe she was on the hunt for a third
    Omg a unicorn hunter right here in my little corner of the world! This is so exciting! Now I feel like I need to facilitate
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    My colleague had a meeting with some clients yesterday – a woman and her husband. From all the way upstairs, I could hear them on the main floor when the woman said, “I’m sorry for staring, but you have the most penetrating blue eyes.” so now we can’t leave him alone about it

    Well now I wanna see them

    I can tell you for sure that I never noticed his eyes

    Maybe she was on the hunt for a third
    Omg a unicorn hunter right here in my little corner of the world! This is so exciting! Now I feel like I need to facilitate

    I've typed and deleted three separate responses to this because I think each one has been warning worthy
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    My colleague had a meeting with some clients yesterday – a woman and her husband. From all the way upstairs, I could hear them on the main floor when the woman said, “I’m sorry for staring, but you have the most penetrating blue eyes.” so now we can’t leave him alone about it

    Well now I wanna see them

    I can tell you for sure that I never noticed his eyes

    Maybe she was on the hunt for a third
    Omg a unicorn hunter right here in my little corner of the world! This is so exciting! Now I feel like I need to facilitate

    I've typed and deleted three separate responses to this because I think each one has been warning worthy
    Oh tits
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.

    You can say tits here?

    *kitten*
    Piss
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    Tits

    Just checking :)


    Kinda surprised the fifth one didn't work.

    Edit: Also surprised these words even exist in @glassyo 's innocent mind. :o

    I feel like I need my eyes washed out with soap after reading those. 😳
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.

    You can say tits here?

    *kitten*
    Piss
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    Tits

    Just checking :)


    Kinda surprised the fifth one didn't work.

    Edit: Also surprised these words even exist in @glassyo 's innocent mind. :o

    I feel like I need my eyes washed out with soap after reading those. 😳

    Hello Cat 👋

    Are you saying these bad words have violated your innocent brain too?
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"

    "Do you have any cans?"

    "...No. Sorry."

    "Do you like the [local gardens place]?"

    "No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.

    You can say tits here?

    *kitten*
    Piss
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    Tits

    Just checking :)


    Kinda surprised the fifth one didn't work.

    Edit: Also surprised these words even exist in @glassyo 's innocent mind. :o

    I feel like I need my eyes washed out with soap after reading those. 😳

    Hello Cat 👋

    Are you saying these bad words have violated your innocent brain too?

    Heya D. Even my not so innocent brain blushed at some of those!!